2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

11 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

356

One-Liner #1785

When you think about the vastness of space and how enormous our galaxy is and how big our planet is and how small we are, I'm not really eating all that much cheese.... read more..

11 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4559

The following is actual correspondence between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. WHAT TO DO WITH ... read more..

11 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2914

Census Names

Census Taker: "How many children do you have?" Woman: "Four." Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?" Woman: "Eenee, Meenee, Minee and Frank." Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I a... read more..

11 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1877

Not Knowing All the Words

While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words. When I spotted a boy perched on a rock, I realiz... read more..

09 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

348

Cybersalt News - November 9, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Sometimes the trip to the airport is exciting and other times it is sad. This week's trip was a sad one as we said bye to our eldest daughter and her son after a great week... read more..

08 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4001

The Hokey Pokey

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man th... read more..

08 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

8420

Buffalo Pun

What did the mama buffalo say to the son buffalo when he went off to college? "Bison."... read more..

08 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1681

Parenting, Children, Sacrifice

Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm w... read more..

08 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3601

Goober Ring

Passing an office building late one night, a Goober saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The ... read more..

08 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

363

Quote #2219

"Accept that life produces more relationships than you can nurture, [and] activities than you can keep up with." - Dr. Henry Cloud read more..

08 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

369

One-Liner #1784

Due to inflation you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.... read more..

05 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

387

Cybersalt News - November 5, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I turned 58 yesterday. It was a wonderful day of celebrating with Grandma Cybersalt, our 3 kids and two of their spouses (Alyssa's husband Matt is away on a one month mili... read more..

04 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

742

Why Do Some Cute Babies Grow Up Ugly

Our second great grand baby was born at the end of last year. Since then, it has been a delight to watch her grow. I will not say she is the cutest baby in the world, but I haven't met any cuter. She... read more..

04 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

391

Quote #2218

If you're a giver, remember to learn your limits - because takers don't have any. - Unknown... read more..

04 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

340

One-Liner #1783

Deep thought of the day: When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4458

Chicken Cannon

TRUE STORY!!!! It Does Take a Rocket Scientist Scientists at NASA developed a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines, military jets, and the space shuttle. The... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2066

Bible Pun 1

A little boy from Minneapolis came home from Sunday school with a frown on his face. "I'm not going back there anymore," he announced with finality. "I don't like the Bible they keep teaching us... read more..

04 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1708

Good Samaritans

Walking through a rough part of the city one night, two social workers heard moans and groans and muted cries for help coming from an alley. Walking toward the sound, they found a semi-conscious man. ... read more..

03 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

617

I Don’t Believe in Superstition…But

I don’t believe in any of the superstitious nonsense that seems to be going around these days. Some people have a fear of numbers like 13 and 666. What in the world does a number have to do with anyth... read more..

02 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

395

Cybersalt News - November 2, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I get to go the the airport tonight to be part of a crowd of people welcoming some newcomers to Canada. Another refugee family is restarting their lif... read more..

01 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2814

Dig, Dig, Dig

A husband and wife constantly bickered and fought, often yelling deep into the night. Most fights ended with the husband shouting, "When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and... read more..

01 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

413

Quote #2217

"You still haven't met all the people who are going to love you." - from the song of the same title by David Peralta De La Luz read more..

01 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

397

One-Liner #1782

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3199

Understanding the Signs

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5694

Brutus Pun

Caesar sends Brutus to bring him 12 apples. Brutus returns with the apples and Caesar counts them but finds only 10 apples. He turns to Brutus and angrily says: "Et two, Brutus?"... read more..

01 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1799

The World's Most-Used Lies:

+ It's a good thing you came in today. It's the last one we have. + You made it yourself? I would have never guessed. + Go ahead and tell me, I won't tell another soul. + It's delicious but I can't read more..

29 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

383

Cybersalt News - October 29, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip back East to visit with our daughter and her family, attend our nephew's wedding and then spend time with my mom, dad, and e... read more..