February 2024 - Monthly Archive

28 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

349

Quote #2248

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.” ― Erma Bombeck... read more..

28 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

464

One-liner #1813

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.... read more..

28 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4108

Basic Rules for Dogs Who Have a Yard To Protect NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in the driveway every morning for... read more..

28 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3314

Complaint Pun

A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded. "He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, ... read more..

28 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1749

Progress, Inventions, Rest

The bathtub was invented in 1850. The telephone was invented in 1875. This might not seem like much, but if you had lived back then, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without being both... read more..

The Key To Life Is Forgetting The Right Things

25 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

445

The Key To Life Is Forgetting The Right Things

The thing that has concerned me as I have aged was about forgetting things. How could I remember everything when I was crowding my brain with all kinds of new things? In this regard, there is no co... read more..

25 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

312

Cybersalt News - February 25, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today's video share is a beautiful acapella version of one of my favorite worship songs: Is He Worthy?Click Here to Watch Enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim&... read more..

24 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

359

Quote #2247

"What could we accomplish if we knew we could not fail?" - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..

24 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

332

Dying Comeback

Thanks to Walter McLauren for this pun. Once there was an opossum named Pogo, a philosophy enthusiast, particularly drawn to existentialism. He devoured works by Jean-Paul Sartre, the mind behind "Hu... read more..

24 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

322

One-Liner #1812

"I would not paint my house on a Sunday - not because I am in bondage, but because I am lazy." - Fred Schmidt read more..

24 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4792

Strange Exam Answers

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live read more..

24 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1789

Family Devotions Review

In our family devotions, we did a study on King Asa, out of 2 Chronicles. Later in the day, we were reviewing what we had learned. When asking my seven year-old what book in the Bible we find the sto... read more..

22 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

319

Cybersalt News - February 22, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is lots of news about the Cybersalt.org ministry website today. First of all, it's ugly! OK, that may not be news, but I was reminded of this fact while doing s... read more..

21 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3978

Diet Prayer

Lord, My soul is ripped with riotincited by my wicked diet."We Are What We Eat," said a wise old man!and, Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can. I want to rise on Judgment Day, that's plain!but at ... read more..

21 Feb

Susan Page

1287

Encouragement in Stereo

- photo by Susan PageEncouragement: giving hope or promise, to spur on ... to inspire with courage .. the raising of one’s confidence ... instilling life, energy, courage or vigour. Did you ever read more..

21 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6027

Vulgar Parrot

So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the gu... read more..

21 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

34093

Color Pun

Teacher asked her kindergarten children to put the colors green, pink and yellow in a sentence. Jenny said her Grandmother has green, pink, and yellow colors in her garden. Jeffrey said that there a... read more..

21 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1954

The Facts of Life

When my granddaughter, Ann, was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy. I was not aware ... read more..

21 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

424

One-Liner #1811

It's been a strange day ... first I found a hat full of money; then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.... read more..

21 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

322

Quote #2246

"No one ever said life was fair. Just eventful." - Carol Burnett read more..

18 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

652

I’m Not Diabetic But I Am a Sweet Guy

Lately, I've been very tired, which has nothing at all to do with my age. Rather, it has everything to do with all these spam calls I get every day. It seems most spam calls come during lunchtime whe... read more..

18 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

312

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Cybersalt World Headquarters is going to be a noisy place today as Grandma Cybersalt and I, our 3 kids, their 3 spouses, and all 6 grandchildren are under one roof. That's... read more..

17 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

361

Quote #2245

"The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make read more..

17 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

546

One-Liner #1810

My stomach is flat ... but the "L" is silent.... read more..

15 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2780

Church Buses

Our local Catholic church has plans start a ministry similar to that used successfully by so many protestant churches. They'll be bringing their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it ... read more..

15 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3119

Vice President of Peas

Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for, and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told ... read more..

15 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2446

Start With Yourself

The following words were written on the tomb of an Anglican bishop in the crypts of Westminster Abbey: When I was young and free and my imagination had no limits, I dreamed of changing the world. As ... read more..

15 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

330

Cybersalt News - February 15, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Linda Street-Ely. I was a treat to meet Linda in a Zoom call last week. You should check out her website at www.paperairplanepublishing... read more..