April 2024 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

13 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

602

Touch My Coffee And You Die

Recently, illegitimate aliens of the worst kind have invaded our house illegally. It came to a head just the other day when we were sitting down to lunch, and The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage h... read more..

13 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

0

Quote #2259

"I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else." - George Carlin read more..

13 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7087

60's Fans

Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got front-row tickets to a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert. When they returned home, my daughter said, "During the show, we looked back ... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3966

Cross-eyed Teacher

A cross-eyed teacher in Surrey has been sacked. He couldn't control his pupils.... read more..

13 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1806

Innocent Man Executed

This is a true story. In the middle east an innocent man allowed himself to be executed for the crimes committed by others. He willingly died a slow painful death so the people that rightly deserved ... read more..

13 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

281

One-Liner#1824

Hey Walmart, don't get angry at me if I forget to scan something; you literally gave me zero training before making me a cashier.... read more..

11 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

280

Cybersalt News - April 11, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today is a fun day at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt and I attend (virtually) JDAYUSA. Last year we attended in person in Austin, Texas, but this year we... read more..

10 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

274

One-Liner #1823

When people tell me, "You're gonna regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.... read more..

Snoring Cure: A Pricey Operation or New Sports Car? 🤣

10 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3052

Snoring Cure: A Pricey Operation or New Sports Car? 🤣

A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring. So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering." "Well, there is one op... read more..

10 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4626

Tech Support Fun

Tech support has been needed since the very beginning. Enjoy these reminders of yesteryear, back when people had their first personal computers. +++A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem w... read more..

10 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2089

Boyfriend

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.... read more..

10 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1710

Comparison

A wife one evening drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple, how devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I don't k... read more..

10 Apr

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

2525

Subscribe to Cybersalt

We hope you enjoy your newsletter subscription(s)! We hope you enjoy your newsletter subscription(s)! ... read more..

07 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

263

Cybersalt News - April 7, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! I just realized that every Sunday mailing this year has gone out with 2023 in the title. I am very disappointed in you, Raul el Perro! There was no mailing last Chic... read more..

06 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

520

Why Does Monday Have To Follow Sunday?

The older I get, the more I wake up not knowing what day it is. That is particularly true on Mondays. My favorite day of the week is Sunday. I enjoy attending church, fellowshipping with other Christ... read more..

06 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

282

Quote #2258

"I believe in Christ, like I believe in the sun - not because I can see it, but by it I can see everything else." - C. S. Lewis read more..

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4531

Addicted to Thinking

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I b... read more..

06 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2328

Contest

There once was a sweepstakes that offered a shopping center as first prize. The Supreme Court, however, ruled the contest illegal, since everyone knows you can't win a mall.... read more..

06 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3182

Retirement

My partner and I pulled our police cruiser up behind a car stopped on the shoulder of the highway. We got out and asked the driver if we could help. No, he replied, there was no trouble; he had just ... read more..

03 Apr

Susan Page

448

It's All Good

- photo by Susan PageThe word “good” is used a lot in our day-to-day conversation. We might say, “have a good day” or “good-night” or “have a good time” or “good-bye.” There are slang expressions like read more..

03 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

309

One-Liner #1822

If you're ugly and sad, buy a fishing boat and just be ugly.... read more..

03 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

270

Quote #2257

"The most important Christians are not the ones who preach great sermons and write great books, but the ones who pray, and pray, and pray some more, sharing the quiet but effective victory of Jesus ov read more..