May 2024 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

15 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2276

Crime Pun

"Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars. She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined her check read more..

15 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1854

Just One

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring. One smile begins a friendship, One handclasp lifts a soul. One star can guide a sh... read more..

15 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

352

Quote #2266

"When you're born you look like your parents. But when you die, you look like your choices." - Dr. Crawford Loritts read more..

15 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

312

One-Liner #1831

When one door closes another one opens; other than that it's a pretty good car.... read more..

12 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

703

Cybersalt News - May 12, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to everyone who celebrates it! There was a lot of excitement on Friday night when the Aurora Borealis (aka Northern Lights) made a very, very rare ... read more..

Mothers' Universal Contribution to Society

11 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4677

Mothers' Universal Contribution to Society

I was bogged down in a store aisle sorting through Mother's Day cards and having absolutely no luck. It is another Mother's Day and I was having trouble selecting the perfect Mother's Day card. I am t... read more..

11 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

0

Quote #2265

"My mother's love has always been a sustaining force for our family, and one of my greatest joys is seeing her integrity, her compassion, her intelligence reflected in my daughters." - Michelle Obama read more..

11 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

297

One-Liner #1830

Motherhood taught me just how far I can let myself go and still be okay with it.... read more..

11 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4873

Progressive Motherhood

Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first: Your Clothes -1st baby: You begi... read more..

11 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2375

Circus Wife

A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected. The strong man asked him what he was going to do. The hu... read more..

11 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2374

Mothers' Maintenance Manual

Many of us take better care of our cars then we do our mothers and yet we only expect our cars to last 5 or 6 years but we expect our mothers to last for a lifetime. Maybe we need a maintenance manual... read more..

Rural Church Deacons Caught in Hilarious Pickup Truck Dilemma

09 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7865

Rural Church Deacons Caught in Hilarious Pickup Truck Dilemma

Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in the local tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside. One deacon ducked d... read more..

09 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

316

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember me? There have been no Cybersalt Digest mailings for the past week because Grandma Cybersalt and I have been doing some travelling. On April 25th, we bo... read more..

08 May

Susan Page

418

Renewed Strength

Photo by Susan PageAlthough my early childhood memories are vague at best, I know that I have always loved riding a bike. Back in the day, children rode three-wheelers until they were maybe 10 or 11. ... read more..

08 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5462

Amateur Paleontologist

Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20078 Dear Sir: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next to th... read more..

08 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2608

Customs Declaration

After telling the customs agent he had nothing in his bags but clothing, Mark was alarmed when the official decided to open them up and check. In the very first one she opened, cushioned between his ... read more..

08 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1674

Marriage, Communication

Couples who have lived together a long time have their own way of communicating. A woman overheard her aunt and uncle one day: "What are you looking for in that closet?" she asked. "Nothing," he an... read more..