June 2024 - Monthly Archive

29 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2856

Looking for Mike

After directory assistance gave Glenda her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him - and got a woman. "Is Mike there?" Glenda asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him h... read more..

29 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1768

"God, Forgive Me When I Whine"

Today, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hair. I envied her, she seemed so gay,And I wished I was as fair. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle. She had one leg and use... read more..

29 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

184

Quote #2272

"Cheer up now, you faint-hearted warrior. Not only has Christ traveled the road, but He has defeated your enemies." - Charles H. Spurgeon read more..

29 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

435

Whatever Happened to Reality

During my health hiatus, I did things I never had time to do before, one of which was to check out some Reality TV Shows. I never had much interest in these TV shows, but I thought now would be a goo... read more..

27 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

182

Cybersalt News - June 27, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! No, I haven't fallen and can't get up! Our niece took this picture of Grandma Cybersalt and me as we tried to get pictures of a flower we had never seen before. This was du... read more..

😂 Career Day Comedy: When Kids Try to Spell Their Parents' Jobs

26 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3321

😂 Career Day Comedy: When Kids Try to Spell Their Parents' Jobs

It's career day at school and the teacher instructs his students each to stand up, state their parents' occupation, spell it and then tell what their parent would do if they were here today. Li... read more..

26 Jun

Susan Page

396

A Douse of Cold Water

Have you ever turned on your hot water only to find out it's stone-cold? Hot water is one of those instant blessings we consistently have without ever giving it a second thought. Turn on the hot wate... read more..

26 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

185

One-Liner #1836

I have a perfect body - but it's in the trunk and starting to smell.... read more..

26 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2911

Eat This Up

Several American nurses were training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. These nurses had little money for meals, so they ate the awful food provided at the hospital complex, and sometimes kindly vi... read more..

26 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1825

Books to Read

Strategic Defense in the Space Age - by Ray Gunn Manned Planetary Expeditions Vol. 1: Mercury - by Hugo Furst Projectile Motion - by Fah Ling The Complete Do-It-Yourself Guide t... read more..

26 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1749

Honesty and Accuracy

A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, "How long will it take me to get to the next town?" The farmer didn't answ... read more..

26 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

210

Quote #2271

But the thing is, even if I could go back, I wouldn't belong there anymore. - Unknown... read more..

23 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

176

Cybersalt News - June 23, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! On our recent trip, I only rented Tesla's for getting around. I did this because I wanted to learn more about them and what owning an electric car would be like, including... read more..

22 Jun

Uncategorised

Susan Davis

139

Quote #2270

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." - Eric Hoffer read more..

22 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

218

One-Liner #1835

If God can make a bug's butt light up, think of what He can do for you!... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3336

Almost Redialed

I still have a lot of trouble with wrong numbers. Yesterday I dialed the Red Cross and got the Internal Revenue Service in error. So the I.R.S. operator asked me what number I had dialed. I said, "Th... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2216

🤣 Coffee Lover's Secret to Sleep

A man comes into a restaurant at 6 o'clock in the evening. "I want to have a coffee please." The waiter brings him the coffee, the man drinks it and afterwards, he orders another, then another, then... read more..

22 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1808

Fines

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.... read more..

22 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

406

Back in the Saddle Again

Finally, those five sick weeks are over, and my life is getting back to normal. Whatever normal is. Five weeks is a long time to be sick, spend time in bed, and not know if it’s morning or ... read more..

16 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

188

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2024

Sunday greetings, and Happy Father's Day to those who celebrate it! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip, but not without some extra adventure at the end. Long story short, our first flight... read more..

15 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

448

Being Sick is Not My Cup of Tea

I do not have a history of being sick. I rarely even have a headache, but I must confess, I give headaches. The last two weeks have been different for me. I have never experienced such a long stretch... read more..

15 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1805

Cereal and Milk: A Breakfast Love Story

One day I was having breakfast with my daughter, who was about 8 years old at the time. I had done what any good dad would do, I fixed her a bowl of cereal. I even poured the milk into the bowl myself... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3781

Cooking Terms

Tongue: a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow. Yogurt: semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and ferment... read more..

13 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

196

Cybersalt News - June 13, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are near the end of our trip. Today we are enjoying the blessing of celebrating with my mom on her 84th birthday. Enjoy the rest of today's abbrevi... read more..

12 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2933

For Charlotte

A DJ was introducing a record. "This next one," he said, "is for Charlotte Burke, who is a hundred and eleven. Hey, Charlotte, congratulations on a ripe old age!" There was a short pause and then th... read more..

12 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5384

Daycare Pun

A college student with a young child was pleased when her daughter became eligible to attend the day care center at the University. The director of the day care gave the mother a tour of the faciliti... read more..

12 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1751

Marriage Proposal, Motives, Flattery

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit a... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2926

Newlywed Repairs

A man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers." "Oh, j... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2167

Dance Request

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty senior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me,... read more..

09 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1739

Job Applications

A few weeks after a young man had been employed, he was called into the Human Resources administrator's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the personnel officer asked. "When you applied for this ... read more..