July 2024 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

17 Jul

Susan Page

907

Against All Odds

- photo by Susan PageI was intrigued by the movie, The Marilyn Bell Story, based on the story of her young life and her historic swim across Lake Ontario. As a young girl, Marilyn struggled to find h read more..

17 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

186

Quote #2276

The only One qualified to ever throw a stone ... didn't. - Unknown... read more..

17 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

148

One-Liner #1841

I really must apologize for my tardiness; I got here as soon as I wanted to.... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5596

Ironic Phone Call

A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned. His chum asked, "What happened to you?" The guy replied, "I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron." "What happened to... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1975

Battle Re-enactment

Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's husband took the boy, Will, to the event but the poor child was terrified by the booming cannons. During a lull, ... read more..

17 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1629

Prison Sign Fail

Seen on a sign outside the Clinton Correctional Facility, a maximum security prison in Dannemora, New York: "The Dannemora fire department reminds you it's fire prevention week. Practice your escape ... read more..

14 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

135

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! We are having lovely summer weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I am making sure I notice how nice it is so I can look back on these days when it is no longer lo... read more..

13 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

157

Quote #2275

“Never take criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from.” Unknown... read more..

13 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

171

One-Liner #1840

I saw a woman in a parking lot crying because she lost $200 ... I felt so bad for her, I gave her $40 from the $200 I had just found in that parking lot.... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3131

A Texas Blessing

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless the walls where termites dine,While ants and roaches march in time. Bless our yard where spiders passFire ant castles in the gr... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2293

Buffalo 2

Visitor: "Say, look at that big bunch of buffalos." Ranch Hand: "Not 'bunch' -- 'herd'." Visitor: "Heard what?" Ranch Hand: "Herd of buffalos." Visitor: "Sure, I've heard of buffalos. There's a bi... read more..

13 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1639

Vain Religion

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizer... read more..

My Only Exercise is Jumping to Conclusions

13 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

311

My Only Exercise is Jumping to Conclusions

Over the past few weeks (or was it months?) I've been recovering from some health issues. They were not that serious, just annoying. I spent one day in the hospital and the rest of the time in bed, wh... read more..

11 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

147

Cybersalt News - July 11th, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am off to the dentist this morning. My favourite dental hygienist has retired so I hope her replacement is good. I also hope she is positive, even though she will spend m... read more..

10 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

171

Quote #2274

I listen because I know exactly how it feels to be unheard. - Unknown... read more..

10 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3178

Handy Gadget

After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding our cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then my car horn be... read more..

10 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1634

Excitement

One of the kindergarten teacher's Chinese-Canadian students was about to get a new little brother or sister. The teacher asked every few days if the blessed event had happened yet. The little boy was ... read more..

10 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

135

One-Liner #1839

I believe in you ... I also believe in bigfoot so don't get too excited.... read more..

10 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

190

Shoulda Woulda Coulda

I'm going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. I'll call it my oughtabiography.... read more..

10 Jul

Susan Page

487

A Walk Across the Gym

- photo by Susan PageFollowing Sunday morning services, many in our congregation go to the gym for coffee/tea/ and fellowship. This is the morning highlight for those needing their coffee fix. I am no read more..

07 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

157

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2024

Please note that I originally wrote this last week (June 30th) but the Cybersalt Digest did not go out due to technical problems (technically, I made a mistake again!) Sunday greetings, everyone! A ... read more..

06 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

172

From Goats to BMWs

At our small group Bible Study meeting this week, the leader was comparing modes of transportation in Bible times to present day vehicles. A female donkey was easy to control and a preferred means of... read more..

06 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

203

One-Liner #1838

Did you know that if you garden in your back yard naked, your neighbors will build you a privacy fence for absolutely no cost to you.... read more..

04 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

177

Cybersalt News - July 4th, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - happy 4th of July to my US subscribers! The cherry tree at Cybersalt World Headquarters is all picked - by the starlings, crows, robins, and especially racoons. The racoon... read more..

03 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

198

One-Liner #1837

My life coach just informed me I didn't make the team!... read more..

03 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3818

African Marriage

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.... read more..

03 Jul

Susan Page

325

A Gentle Whisper

- photo by Susan PageOnce a week I have the privilege of sharing lunch with my special needs friend. Often, I need to remind her to use her indoor voice. I have the opposite problem with my youngest read more..

03 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

174

Quote #2273

If you think you love "Freedom" but you don't care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is "Privilege." - unknown... read more..

03 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2859

Kitchen Cry

Howard came home from work one evening and there was his wife Miriam in the kitchen crying out loud. "What's the matter, darling?" he asked her. "I just don't know what to do," said Miriam. "Because... read more..

03 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2300

Crossing By Regions

Road signs are a real indication of what an area is like. In Virginia you have signs saying DEER CROSSING. At Yellowstone you have signs saying BEAR CROSSING. In Africa you have signs saying ELEP... read more..