August 2024 - Monthly Archive

31 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1977

Car Front

If the front of your car says "DODGE," do you really need a horn?... read more..

31 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

345

One-Liner #1854

People who ask me what I'm doing tomorrow probably assume that I even know what day of the week it is.... read more..

31 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

120

Quote #2289

"Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little." - Edmund Burke read more..

31 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5214

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong w... read more..

31 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1590

Children, Perspective, Honesty, Men

One evening after dinner, my five-year-old son Eli noticed that his mother had gone out. In answer to his questions, I told him, "Mommy is at a Tupperware party." This explanation satisfied him for on... read more..

31 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

411

Ding-A-Ling There Goes Spring

In my life, time has a way of getting out of control. If I could control time, I would be a very happy dude. My one question in life is, where does time go? And, can I retrieve it? The other night, T... read more..

29 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

149

Cybersalt News - August 29, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my employees recently broke a website and it made me pretty happy. Now, before you make a mental note to never hire Cybersalt to work on your website, this is a pret... read more..

28 Aug

Susan Page

231

Do the Right Thing

- photo by Susan PageIt is said, “Do the right thing and the feelings will follow.” What exactly does this mean? Sometimes it goes against every emotion in us to extend forgiveness or offer love and read more..

Why a 105-Year-Old Stopped Going to Synagogue - A Funny Tale

28 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2829

Why a 105-Year-Old Stopped Going to Synagogue - A Funny Tale

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He foun... read more..

28 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4641

Play Quietly

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students... read more..

28 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2072

Coffeemaker Pun

I hang on to my old, beat-up appliances as long as they keep working. I thought my wife shared, or at least accepted my philosophy. But the other morning, I saw a note posted in front of my 15-year-... read more..

28 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1674

Best Marksman

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidence of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with th... read more..

28 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

144

One-Liner #1853

You can't hurt my feelings; I used to bring the wrong tools to my dad.... read more..

28 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

139

Quote #2288

"In matters of style swim with the current; in matters of principle stand like rock." - Thomas Jefferson read more..

25 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

121

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Friday was the coldest August 23rd ever at Cybersalt World Headquarters. We even turned on both fireplaces to take the chill off! But I'm not complaining, it is good for t... read more..

24 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

133

One-Liner #1852

One minute you're young and fun, and the next you're turning down the stereo in your car to see better.... read more..

24 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

130

Quote #2287

"Isn't it amazing that God gives breath to a man who is going to blaspheme Him all day?" - Leonard Ravenhill read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5241

Bachelor Cooking

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2203

Busy Button

I was shopping with my roommate, and I saw a humorous button that said, "It might look like I'm doing nothing, but on a cellular level, I'm quite busy." I showed it to her, and her response was, "Oh,... read more..

24 Aug

Illustrations

Susan Davis

386

The Secret of Life

A father used to say to his children when they were young: —When you all reach the age of 12 I will tell you the secret of life. One day when the oldest turned 12, he anxiously asked his father what ... read more..

24 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

377

Age is Just a Number…Or Is It?

Recently, one of our granddaughters reached the magical age of 16 and was applying for her driver’s license. When I learned of that, it brought back so many memories of my own. I remember when I turn... read more..

22 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

103

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Tomorrow is Grandma Cybersalt's and my 38th anniversary. We haven't discussed any plans yet, but I think Dairy Queen ice cream may be a good idea. Did you know that if you ... read more..

21 Aug

Susan Page

229

Ceaseless Praise

- photo by Susan PageIn The Journey, a Music Special by Andrea Bocelli, Andrea clearly states the relationship between music, relationships and his undeniable faith in God. It is a deeply moving prese read more..

21 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

119

One-Liner #1851

If all the toilets in your house are occupied and you are waiting for one to be free, switch off the Wi-Fi.... read more..

21 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6330

Basic Training

After about three weeks in basic training, my husband's unit was not measuring up to expectations. The sergeant threatened to send them all back three weeks to start over. Apparently, at least one ne... read more..

21 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1974

Courtyard Murmuring

On my recent trip to New York, I was walking near a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. So I looked in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said "N I L". White-r... read more..

21 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1625

Communication, Flexibility, Education

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be del... read more..

21 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

129

Quote #2286

"In battle you never rise to the occasion, you sink to the level of your training." - Unknown read more..

18 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

119

Cybersalt News - August 18, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! August 18th? Yes, already. There is a barbecue after church today. I'm going to enjoy these summer days while they last! Today's video share is a beautiful song I o... read more..

17 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

148

One-Liner #1850

It's a good day ... the bulb finally burned out on my check engine light!... read more..