Monthly Archive

August 2024
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 65 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Better Digs
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
199

Better Digs

One of our elders is raising rabbits. They live in a rabbit hutch in his backyard. I decided that they needed a more classy domicile so I made a sign for their enclosure which reads: "Hare Salon." -... read more..
Having a Brain Can Be a Problem
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
365
4 min read

Having a Brain Can Be a Problem

I have been showing people a picture of my brain for almost a month now. I’ve been having a lot of fun doing it and teasing people by saying, “I have proof that I have a brain.” In the beginning, I... read more..
Silly Q&A
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
24625

Silly Q&A

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?He's all right now. How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment." What do Eskimo... read more..
Hard Work, Complaining
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1676

Hard Work, Complaining

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant, named Calle. It seems that Calle has a chronic illness which requires daily medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a pharmacol... read more..
Quote #2285
Quotes
Susan Davis
200

Quote #2285

"Fear arises when we imagine everything depends on us." - Elisabeth Elliot read more..
Cybersalt News - August 15, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
153

Cybersalt News - August 15, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a fun time watching the last flight of the Martin Mars water bomber, which I told you about last Sunday. Unfortunately there was another error b... read more..
From Hooters to Frostbite: My Mom’s Epic Buffalo Bills Game Day
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3671
3 min read

From Hooters to Frostbite: My Mom’s Epic Buffalo Bills Game Day

(This note, from me, was written to the PearlyGates Newsletter subscribers in 2002. My mother is now 84.) Dear PearlyGates subscribers. To get the gist of today’s PearlyGates item (sent to this clean read more..
Blessed are the Peace Makers
Susan Page
Susan Page
294
2 min read

Blessed are the Peace Makers

- photo by Susan PageI recently heard the expression, “I am more of a peace faker than a peacemaker.” This saying intrigued me; I had never heard it before. We are constantly bombarded with the world read more..
One-Liner #1849
One-liners
Susan Davis
180

One-Liner #1849

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of coffee; this means that the average human gets 41 miles per gallon.... read more..
Quote #2284
Quotes
Susan Davis
184

Quote #2284

"So many marriages fail because men and women today study their rights before learning about their responsibilities." - Unknown read more..
Bob's MG
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3464

Bob's MG

I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS MG'. I was able to pull up beside the car at the next light, so I said to the driver, "Hey, that's not an MG.... read more..
Logical Answer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1536

Logical Answer

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if a blind man wishes... read more..
The One
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
214

The One

I went on a date the other night with a woman who works at a zoo. She's a keeper.... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 11, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
163

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to take a trip down memory lane (all the way back to her childhood) and go watch the Hawaii Martin Mars water bomber land at the e... read more..
One-Liner #1848
One-liners
Susan Davis
184

One-Liner #1848

We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A BOAT.... read more..
Eight-legged Friend
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
206

Eight-legged Friend

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks, Nice guy. He's a web designer.... read more..
Quote #2283
Quotes
Susan Davis
205

Quote #2283

"When I look at myself, I don't see how I can be saved. But when I look at Christ, I don't see how I can be lost." - Martin Luther read more..
Camping with Holmes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4507

Camping with Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.  After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithf... read more..
Consequences
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1703

Consequences

Several years ago while working at the county jail (where I still work) I was locking down the inmates for the night and one man didn't want to get off the phone. After several attempts to get him to ... read more..
Some Things Do Have a Purpose
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
415
4 min read

Some Things Do Have a Purpose

One thing I have learned in life is that some things do have a purpose no matter how bad they seem at the time. They don’t seem to have any purpose when they happen, but you later discover a significa... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 8, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
188

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Susan and I were invited out for a dinner cruise last night. Our friends live on a boat and took us out to a small nearby island where we then anchored and enjoyed ... read more..
School Report Card Fun: Nina's Marks and Dad's Wit
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3407

School Report Card Fun: Nina's Marks and Dad's Wit

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school.  Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little g... read more..
Be Still My Soul
Susan Page
Susan Page
378
4 min read

Be Still My Soul

- photo by Susan PageThe journey through grief can take you through a period of growing, stretching, and learning. God weaves together a beautiful tapestry of lessons to help us through our journey to read more..
Quote #2282
Quotes
Susan Davis
178

Quote #2282

"Live for the applause of nail-scarred hands." - Mark Batterson read more..
One-Liner #1847
One-liners
Susan Davis
176

One-Liner #1847

Yesterday I was cooking dinner and my son came up to me and said, "Someday I'll work and help you with groceries, bills and house expenses..." My eyes started to tear up - my baby will be 32 next mont... read more..
Casual Day
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5214
2 min read

Casual Day

I used to work for a large company, they often did special things for us to make work a little more enjoyable. Below are a string of memos we received over the course of just over 2 months: Casual Da... read more..
Diamonds
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3374

Diamonds

Bill: It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. Doug: So what did she ask for? Bill: She said, "Oh, I don't know, just give me something with diamonds." ... read more..
Sentiment
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1657

Sentiment

I guess I must have been poking through the cards for an awful long time, lingering from one card to another, because the clerk in the Hallmark store came over and said, "Sir, is there a problem?" "Y... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 4, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
169

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Remember how I have been working on emptying my email inbox? Well, I just discovered that emails sent in reply to Cybersalt Digests have not been getting downloaded since ... read more..
Quote #2281
Quotes
Susan Davis
191

Quote #2281

"When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you." - Walter Payton read more..
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