September 2024 - Monthly Archive

29 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

112

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a good trip. Today we took (and watched) our 11 year old grandson to his football practice and game and then we went to a huge farmer's ... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2912

Division of Brick Labor

At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his workmen. "Patty," he asked casually, "didn't you once tell me that you had a brother who was a bishop?" "That... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1969

Coupon Heaven

While handing a 25 cent-off coupon to the supermarket clerk at the checkout counter a woman inadvertently missed her hand, and the coupon slipped beneath the scale and was gone. The checker looked di... read more..

Coveting, Materialism, Investment Reality

28 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1624

Coveting, Materialism, Investment Reality

Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possib... read more..

28 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

99

Quote #2297

"God is always doing 10,000 things in your life, and you may be aware of three of them." - John Piper read more..

28 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

103

One-Liner #1862

It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.... read more..

28 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

253

So What If I’m Crazy?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her wonderful husband celebrate 53 years of marital bliss this year. What an accomplishment. It doesn’t seem possible that we have been married 53 years. Af... read more..

26 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

112

Cybersalt News - September 26, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are on another trip. She is attending a conference for her refugee sponsorship work and we are working in family visits before and after (and me dur... read more..

Mind Reading Lessons: A Hilarious Fair Encounter 🎡

25 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

8077

Mind Reading Lessons: A Hilarious Fair Encounter 🎡

One day a young man was visiting the fair, over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader! Apply within." So the young man thought t... read more..

25 Sep

Susan Page

245

Stay Salty ... Shine Bright

While researching the topic of salt, one article suggested that there are more than 14,000 uses for this common ingredient! Who knew?? The most common use that comes to mind is that of table salt. Ho... read more..

25 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

127

Quote #2296

"The tone with which you begin a conflict is one of the most important predictors of the outcome. Begin softly and lovingly. You'll end up in a better place." - Henry Cloud read more..

25 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

108

One-Liner #1861

Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3465

ESP Banking

Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would only look at it after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape. Only then would he lend his ... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1907

Chicken Preparation

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." read more..

25 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1685

Marriage, Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The hus... read more..

22 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

110

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to Fall or spring, depending on your hemisphere! Today's video share shows what you can do with a guitar, 4 hands, and two people with talent!Click here to wa... read more..

21 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

99

One-Liner #1860

When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.... read more..

21 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

282

And That’s the Way it Was

I've lived long enough to realize that things usually go their own way. I may want something to go one way, but eventually, it all boils down to going the other way. That is no more true than when Th... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4470

Old Dodge

A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down. He was parked on the side of the road trying fix it, when a Jaguar pulled up in front of him and offered to help. ... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1786

Minister on a Mission 🚗

Did you hear about the minister who visited different car lots every day in fulfillment to the Great Commission? He was looking for convertibles!... read more..

21 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1623

Housekeeping

My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was awa... read more..

21 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

110

Quote #2295

"The best portion of a good man's life is his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love." - William Wordsworth read more..

19 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

108

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you have ever noticed that the full width images in the Cybersalt Digest are a little off center (by 10 pixels.) I recently tried to fix that - and thought ... read more..

Mother vs Stepmother: The Wedding Dress Duel 😂

18 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3685

Mother vs Stepmother: The Wedding Dress Duel 😂

Jennifer's big formal wedding was fast approaching and she was delighted to hear that her Mom, Sheila, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally found the perfect mother-of-the-bride dress. Two days... read more..

18 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

107

One-Liner #1859

Someone just accused me of plagiarism; their words, not mine.... read more..

18 Sep

Susan Page

191

Encouragement

- photo by Susan PageEncouragement: giving hope or promise, to spur on ... to inspire with courage. the raising of one’s confidence ... instilling life, energy, courage, or vigour. Did you eve read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6083

Free to Go

Jon and Amanpreet were in an institution. This place had an annual contest where they picked two of the best patients and asked them two questions. If they got them correct, they were deem... read more..

18 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2197

Contributions

The newspaper where I worked had just announced that when its new building was completed, the old one would be donated to the United Way. A few days later, someone came into our office soliciting con... read more..

18 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1614

Procrastination

My sister was bemoaning the fact that she had procrastinated cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning to entertain, she felt a lot of pressure to get moving. That aft... read more..

18 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

107

Quote #2294

People don't always say, 'I love you.' Sometimes it sounds like: Be safe. Did you eat? Call me when you get home. I made you this. - Unknown... read more..