September 2024 - Monthly Archive

15 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

146

Cybersalt News - September 15, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! With 7 official days left in the summer of '24, the weather at Cybersalt Headquarters is definitely getting ready to switch to autumn. Grandma Cybersalt and I are approach... read more..

14 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

136

One-Liner #1858

Okay, this is a little more than one sentence, but it is a zinger! The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went... read more..

14 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3580

Bishop's Role

We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about... read more..

14 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2120

Cooking

To my sweetheart: My cooking's gotten better since I fondue.... read more..

14 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1731

Government

A zoning board had just been set up in a new community. A homeowner went to the office to request permission to build a small tool shed in his backyard. "Do you have a plan?" asked the director. "Oh... read more..

14 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

103

Quote #2293

"Any time we practice hospitality we follow in the steps of our lavishly hospitable God." - Dustin Willis read more..

11 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

111

Cybersalt News - September 12, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last evening, I spotted a woman from my church at the casino and told her I was going to tell our pastor. I suppose she could also tell him she spotted me there too&nb... read more..

🤣 Unexpected Plot Twist in the Amazon: Missionary's Toast!

11 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3522

🤣 Unexpected Plot Twist in the Amazon: Missionary's Toast!

A missionary in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to himself, "I'm toast." A ray of light breaks f... read more..

11 Sep

Susan Page

267

The Joy of the Lord

- photo by Susan PageMy day began with the startling realization that we had gone from summer temperatures to chilly fall ones, overnight. That made me feel sad because I am a summer kind of girl read more..

11 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

143

Quote #2292

"It is my conviction that slight shifts in imagination have more impact on living than major efforts at change." - Thomas Moore read more..

11 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

162

One-Liner #1857

I changed my car horn to a gunshot sound; people move out of the way a lot faster now.... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4423

Radiator Cap Repair

I remember an old car I used to own. You know the kind, ratty and raggedy, driven when I was a poor college student. I was having trouble with something I couldn't readily identify myself, so I took i... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5058

Democracy

Always remember -- in a democracy, your vote counts. But in a feudal system, your count votes.... read more..

11 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1634

Save Your Money, Hypocrisy

My husband-to-be helped his aunt take the furniture of her boyfriend's home to a charity after the gentleman had passed away. She asked him if we still needed anything for our new life, and he told he... read more..

08 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

125

Cybersalt News - September 8, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I were at a wedding reception last night. The couple, Elijah and Emily, had a guest book and polaroid cameras for taking pictures to put next to wher... read more..

07 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

156

One-Liner #1856

I don't usually brag about going to expensive places, but ... I just left the gas station.... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

125

A Happy Thought

My memory is improving so much that I can't remember the last time I forgot something. - Raul el Perro... read more..

07 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

139

Quote #2291

"There is no simple theological answer to pain; the answer is a relationship with God in the midst of pain." - Henry Cloud read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4647

Keep Walking

An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a piece of candy." The boy refuses and keep... read more..

07 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1621

Gullibility, Stress, Riches

Noah was standing at the gangplank checking off the pairs of animals when he saw three camels trying to get on board. "Wait a minute!" he said. "Two each is the limit. One of you will have to stay be... read more..

07 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

392

Who Is Shadowing Me?

I’ve been bouncing back after a health hiatus and thought I was doing well. I still have some coughs and sneezes, but they are slowly diminishing. It’s good to get back on schedule again. The other... read more..

🥪 Deli Owner vs. IRS: The Hilarious Tax Tale

05 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3450

🥪 Deli Owner vs. IRS: The Hilarious Tax Tale

The owner of a small New York sandwich deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the... read more..

05 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

136

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 36th birthday to Alyssa, our first born: WOW! This week I went with a friend and his wife to scatter his father's ashes. Upon arriving near the small beach where t... read more..

04 Sep

Susan Page

221

Don't You Love It?

- photo by Susan PageDon’t you love it when you open God’s Word and something new and exciting captures your attention? You may have read the Scripture you’ve landed on before. This time, in a single read more..

03 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

130

Quote #2290

"Nobody is more full of hope than a mom who places items on the stairs for her family members to carry up." - Unknown read more..

03 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

154

One-Liner #1855

I am now "take-a-picture-of-labels-with-my-phone-so-I-can-blow-it-up-bigger-and-read-it" years old.... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2715

Searching For Witnesses

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2921

Belly Talk

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."... read more..

03 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1559

Do It Yourself Appliance Repair

My wife and I were newly married and I was trying to impress her with my technical expertise. I was trying to repair our washing machine but was unable to determine where a loose wire belonged. After... read more..

01 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

154

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - welcome to September! Today's issue number is a repeat. I discovered that, weeks ago, I missed numbering an issue "#4929." Repeating the issue number today will help get ... read more..