October 2024 - Monthly Archive

Funny Tricks to Test Your Man's Patience 😂

31 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Funny Tricks to Test Your Man's Patience 😂

*Ways To Drive A Man Crazy* ~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. ~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place. ~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady read more..

31 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

84

Cybersalt News - October 31, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy Reformation Day (to those who celebrate it)! A week and a half ago, our province had an election and it looks like one party is going to have a majority based up... read more..

30 Oct

Susan Page

Susan Davis

152

The Lord is My Portion

- photo by Susan PageSometimes, the unexpected punch in the gut comes from those closest to us. This is my reality, and it is next to impossible to navigate these circumstances without the miraculous read more..

30 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

76

Quote #2304

"Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas." - Stephen Colbert read more..

30 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4272

Service

A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. "Are you hiring any help?" she asked. "No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need." "Then would you mind getting someone to help me... read more..

30 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2800

Dracula

"I just killed Dracula," said Tom Swift painstakingly. read more..

30 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Errors and Mistakes

To err is human; to forgive divine. To err is human; to purr, feline. To err is human; two curs, canine. To err is human; to do nothing, benign. To err is human; to quit, resign. To err is human;... read more..

30 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

69

One-Liner #1869

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free, it means I am doing nothing.... read more..

27 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

93

Cybersalt News - October 27, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. I bit the bullet and bought some LED lights for the front garden at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I was holding off for the longest time because I was afraid I would end u... read more..

25 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

77

Quote #2303

“I want deliberately to encourage this mighty longing after God. The lack of it has brought us to our present low estate" - A. W. Tozer, The Pursuit of God... read more..

25 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4635

Today's Little Axioms

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 4. On the other han read more..

25 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

15094

Earthquake Pun

Earthquake predictors are faultfinders.... read more..

25 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1636

Time

Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbour and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said.... read more..

25 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

239

Doctor, Could You Repeat That?

For the first time in my life, I've been having health issues. It was nothing serious, but just enough to be aggravating. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has been very helpful with my medical ... read more..

25 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

86

One-Liner #1868

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"... read more..

24 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

91

Cybersalt News - October 24, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing last Sunday. A big chunk of my Saturday (when I write the news and line up the next edition) went to errands and shopping, tidying the house, and then ... read more..

Laughing Through Legal Woes: 13 Lawyer Warning Signs

23 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2980

Laughing Through Legal Woes: 13 Lawyer Warning Signs

1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. 2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." 3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. read more..

23 Oct

Susan Page

Susan Davis

194

Great Questions

- photo by Susan PageJesus is the expert when it comes to asking questions. His questions have a way of drawing out the truth from His respondents. One of the questions Jesus asked during His ministry read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4390

Information Assistance

"Information. Can I help you?" "I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please." "One moment, please." Pause. "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild." "No, no. I read more..

23 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1960

Cabbies

A cabbie is a fare-minded person.... read more..

23 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1817

Envy, Jealousy, Selfishness

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted. T... read more..

23 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

88

One-Liner #1867

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.... read more..

19 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

105

Quote #2302

Clint Eastwood, 94-year-old actor legend, formulated one of the most important lessons of his life so far for the young generation: "Don't look for luxury in watches or bracelets, don't look for luxu... read more..

17 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3126

Homeland Security Alert: The Bin Brigade's Office Invasion

DEPT. OF HOMELAND SECURITY ALERT We've just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin... read more..

17 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 17, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is off to another conference. She is attending The Refugee Highway Partnership: North America, gathering in Winnipeg. As I am not travelling with her this... read more..

16 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

104

Quote #2301

"If your plan is for 1 year, plant rice. If your plan is for 10 years, plant trees. If your plan is for 100 years, educate children." - Confucius read more..

16 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

98

One-Liner #1866

I had my patience tested; I'm negative.... read more..

16 Oct

Susan Page

164

Autumn

- photo by Susan PageWarm sunlight caresses a pathway of gold The beauty of Autumn with colours so bold The hues of the sumac, the crimson and brownEach leaf like a whisper falls soft to the ground T read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Banking Hiccup

While waiting in line at the bank, a friend developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check an... read more..

15 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Faith, Healing, Prayer Answered "No"

I heard a story years ago which, I hope, will bring a lot of comfort to those who are taunted with the "if you had more faith..." issue. I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The pasto... read more..