October 2024 - Monthly Archive

13 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 13, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone, and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! (Or as we call it in Canada: Thanksgiving) Grandma Cybersalt and I were able to celebrate Thanksgiving last night with two of our kids and... read more..

12 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

104

One-Liner #1865

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.... read more..

12 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

0

Quote #2300

"Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day." - Robert Caspar Lintner read more..

12 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

100

Holiday Buns on Fire🍞

Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1942

Used Cars: Tips for Smart Buyers 🚗

A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.... read more..

True Worship, Saying Grace, Giving Thanks

12 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2022

True Worship, Saying Grace, Giving Thanks

A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner happily obliged. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4621

Thanksgiving Forecast

Thanksgiving Forecast Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a seve... read more..

10 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

103

Cybersalt News - October 10, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip. We had a really nice visit with our eldest daughter, her family, and my mom and dad. The conference Susan attended was excel... read more..

09 Oct

Susan Page

279

The God Who Sees

- photo by Susan PageI glide like silk upon the waterThe lake as smooth and clear as glassThe breeze so soft it's like a featherI drift and dream and breathe at last My paddle dips, the sunlight spar read more..

Heavenly Hazards: A Nun's Golfing Adventure

09 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5881

Heavenly Hazards: A Nun's Golfing Adventure

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior, chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, ... read more..

09 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

101

One-Liner #1864

I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.... read more..

Warning Signs That You Need a New Doctor

09 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2767

Warning Signs That You Need a New Doctor

* The patient before you was a goat. * Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS. * He has an assistant named Igor. * The local bar association named him "Client of the Year." * Whenever he leave read more..

09 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2059

Commercial Time

The math department felt they weren't getting enough students registering as math majors, so they made a commercial and aired it on prime time--1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 7 o'clo... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1538

Wedding Toast to Groom

My husband, Lawrence, had offered to give the toast at the wedding of his longtime friend Theo. They had shared many happy, and foolish incidents, and as the day approached, there was much speculation... read more..

05 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

81

Quote #2299

"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen." read more..

I Didn’t Lose My Marbles, They Just Retired

05 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

206

I Didn’t Lose My Marbles, They Just Retired

For some people, getting old is a real challenge. And it probably is for many people, but it hasn't been too much of an issue for me. Don't let this get out, but getting old has been more of a bles... read more..

02 Oct

Susan Page

231

Will You Be My Neighbour?

- photo by Susan PageAre you thankful for the relationships you share with your neighbours? I want to share how God has expanded my vision, changing my heart and attitude toward loving my neighbour. read more..

02 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

105

One-Liner #1863

When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.... read more..

02 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

98

Quote #2298

"If you do not make time for your wellness, you will be forced to make time for your illness." - Unknown read more..

02 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

109

Cybersalt News - October 2, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, Grandma Cybersalt is at her conference and I am spending time with my parents. Mom, who is in the early stages of some type of dementia, said she was holding on to s... read more..

01 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5120

Men and Women

Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and... read more..

01 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1902

Strange Dreams

A man went into his psychiatrist's office and said: "Doc, you've got to help me. Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night I dreamed I was a Ferrari. "Another night I dreame... read more..

01 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Math Ticket

Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as a result was pulled over by the highway patrol. The state trooper noticed that my shirt had the name of a local high school on it. "I teach math there,"... read more..