December 2024 - Monthly Archive

24 Dec

Susan Page

6

It's Christmas Day

- photo by Susan PageI wish I were the star that sparkledSo brightly in the sky that nightTo show the Shepherds where to find HimThe babe, Emmanuel, the Lord of Light Or maybe I would be the mangerTh read more..

24 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2808

The Day After Christmas

'Twas the day after Christmas and all through the room Strewn wrappings were crying for use of a broom. The children were scattered the friends' gifts exploring Since now most of theirs read more..

Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

24 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4722

Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted4. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case5. S read more..

24 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

6

Quote #2320

"When we give each other Christmas gifts in His name, let us remember that He has given us the sun and the moon and the stars, and the earth with its forests and mountains and oceans - and all that li read more..

24 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

7

Melodic Assault 🎵

This morning I was walking down the street and I was hit by a violin, then a clarinet, and then a French horn! I think it was an orchestrated attack.... read more..

24 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

5

One-Liner #1885

I understand why we need warning labels on products but I think they should start including the back story of why the warning was necessary ... just to spice things up.... read more..

22 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

36

Cybersalt News - December 22, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. With yesterday being the Northern Hemisphere's winter solstice (the shortest day for daylight), today will be longer than yesterday by about 20 seconds. You know what that... read more..

21 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

6625

Christmas Downsizing

IMMEDIATE DOWNSIZING MEASURES EMPLOYED The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether th... read more..

21 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2769

Who Started Christmas?

A woman was out Christmas shopping with her two children. After many hours of looking at row after row of toys and everything else imaginable, and after hours of hearing both her children asking for e... read more..

21 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

31

School Shenanigans 🤣

I'm reading a book about school truancy by Marcus Absent.... read more..

21 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

32

Quote #2319

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got. - Cathy Guisewite... read more..

21 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

29

One-Liner #1884

If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping Christmas presents. - Just Bill ‏@WilliamAder... read more..

21 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

152

Another Jingle Bell on the Tree

Working in my office the other morning, I heard some rattling noises on the other side of the house. Being as busy as I was, I didn't take the time to find out what that noise was all about. When I'm ... read more..

19 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

59

Cybersalt News - December 19, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. For the last month or so, Canada Post has been on strike. However the "posties" (not a bad term here in Canada) returned to work on Tuesday. Grandma Cybersalt and I could t... read more..

Licence to Krill: The Lobster Conspiracy Unveiled

18 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4617

Licence to Krill: The Lobster Conspiracy Unveiled

After a day fishing in the ocean, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket He is approached by the game warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says t... read more..

18 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4379

Christmas Eve

by Ruth Sockett I have not wrapped a present and the paper's disappeared. The children are hysterical, they just found Santa's beard. The baby ate a Christmas ball, there's eggnog in my tea Daddy's ... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

216

Siberian Snow or Rain?

A Russian named Rudolph and his wife were on a train traveling across Siberia when it started snowing outside. His wife said, look Rudy, it's snowing. He said no, that is rain. She said I'm pretty su... read more..

18 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

38

Quote #2318

"Now you would think that if God so rules the world as to use an empire-wide census to bring Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem, he surely could have seen to it that a room was available in the inn. "Yes, read more..

18 Dec

Susan Page

125

O Come, O Come Emmanuel

- photo by Susan PageRecently, I attended a concert where traditional Christmas carols were beautifully shared. I deeply appreciate the rich history behind the words and the tradition of these sacred read more..

Childhood Memories: The Magic of Giving ✨

18 Dec

Illustrations

Susan Davis

43

Childhood Memories: The Magic of Giving ✨

In about my tenth year, as Christmas approached, I longed for an electric train. The times were those of economic depression, yet Mother and Dad purchased for me a lovely electric train. Christmas mo... read more..

18 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

42

One-Liner #1883

Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?... read more..

15 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

55

Cybersalt News - December 15, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. Grandma Cybersalt and I had been looking forward to attending our church's Worship Team Christmas party last night, but we ended up stuck in traffic due to an accident fur... read more..

14 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

202

One-Liner #1882

The 'ea' in 'tea' is silent.... read more..

14 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

32

Quote #2317

"If you can only make Christmas exciting with material things, how will the children get a thirst for God? Bend the efforts of your imagination to make the wonder of the King's arrival visible for the read more..

14 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2056

Chivalry

The escalator was broken, and the only way out of the airport was up a flight of stairs. I had a big suitcase and a sore knee. I began dragging my bag and was making a loud thud on every step when a ... read more..

14 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

37

No Luck 📞

I tried calling the tinnitus helpline. There was no answer. It just kept ringing.... read more..

14 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5646

Dog's Rules for Christmas

Dog's Rules For Christmas 1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog cuddles. 2. They... read more..

14 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

134

How Can I Get My Sneeze Back?

I've had a lot of health issues during this past year, and now that I seem to be over them, something else has taken their place. I have had a sneezing fit for the past two weeks that I've neve... read more..

12 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

78

Cybersalt News - December 12, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I now have fewer emails in my inbox than the number of years that Dick Van Dyke has lived. I promise I will stop telling you how many emails I have once I reach my zero inb... read more..

HR's Hilarious Holiday Party Memo Meltdown

11 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3307

HR's Hilarious Holiday Party Memo Meltdown

Holiday Parties December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of sp... read more..