December 2024 - Monthly Archive

11 Dec

Susan Page

157

Christmas Treasures

- photo by Susan PageLife can change dramatically through loss. Sometimes, these changes force us to think of new ways to celebrate the holidays. Years ago, I prayerfully considered how I might creat read more..

11 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4232

Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas

This joke first appeared in the Cybersalt Digest in 2005 when these computer programs were mainstream! A blast from the past. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creatu... read more..

11 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

92

Melon Mystery

If there's a watermelon, shouldn't there be earthmelon, firemelon, and airmelon. The elemelons.... read more..

11 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1988

Family Relationships

I ran short of money while visiting my brother, and borrowed $50 from him. After my return home, I wrote him a short letter every few weeks, enclosing a $5 check in each one. He called me up and told... read more..

11 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

46

Quote #2316

"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see." - The Polar Express read more..

11 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

52

One-Liner #1881

At some point you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants all your time; that person is your manager at work.... read more..

Ain’t Nothing Better Than a P&J Sandwich

08 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

38

Ain’t Nothing Better Than a P&J Sandwich

I'm not sure what happened to my closely guarded diet during these recent holidays, but I won't ask. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has been so busy cooking and preparing food that she didn't ... read more..

08 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

54

Cybersalt News - December 8, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. 'Tis the season for Christmas plays and performances. Yesterday, Grandma Cybersalt and I attended the Highland Dance performance of one of our granddaughters. Today, our h... read more..

07 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4304

Airport Mistletoe

It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to go back. The airport on the other hand had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared an... read more..

07 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

43

Block Party

There's a big sale down at the Lego store. People are lined up for blocks.... read more..

07 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

36

Quote #2315

"How many lessons of faith and beauty we should lose, if there were no winter in our year!" - Thomas Wentworth Higginson read more..

07 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4026

The Room

First the story behind the story "The Room." Seventeen-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told hi... read more..

07 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

44

One-Liner #1880

When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."... read more..

07 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

64

I Don’t Eat Crow on Holidays

I enjoy the holiday season because of the food I get to eat. From Halloween to New Year's Day, the focus is food. Some of the best food of the whole year is during this time. In true confession, thro... read more..

05 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

70

Cybersalt News - December 5, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. We have been having some lovely December weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I've been slamming away at catching up here at work and am happy to report that my em... read more..

🎅 Santa's Recount: A Jolly Mix-Up with Naughty or Nice

04 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3720

🎅 Santa's Recount: A Jolly Mix-Up with Naughty or Nice

***To get the most out of this joke from the past, it helps if you remember the 2000 US presidential election. If you do remember those days, good for you. If you don't, even better! Fortunately read more..

04 Dec

Susan Page

175

Transforming News

- photo by Susan PageJesus came and his coming transformed our world! We do not have to look too deeply into the Christmas story to be dazzled by the transformational message of Christ’s coming to sa read more..

04 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

50

Timber-rific 🚗

I bought a wooden car. It's got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden seats, wooden wheels, even a wooden key. Guess what? Wooden start.... read more..

04 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5075

Christmas Goober Alternatives

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober *Seasonal Ways of Calling Someone a Goober* - A couple of ... read more..

04 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

30

Quote #2314

"One kind word can warm three winter months." - Japanese Proverb read more..

04 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1695

If You'll Be Quiet

It was a hectic day of running errands with my wife and son. As if the stress weren't enough, four-year-old Christopher insisted on asking questions about everything, told me how to drive better, and... read more..

04 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

35

One-Liner #1879

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever ... we call those people cops.... read more..

01 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

75

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone, and welcome to December! Even though it is December 1st today, it would not be out of place to wish me a happy new year because today is the beginning of a new fiscal year... read more..