2024 - Monthly Archive

01 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

13

I Don’t Eat Crow on Holidays

I enjoy the holiday season because of the food I get to eat. From Halloween to New Year's Day, the focus is food. Some of the best food of the whole year is during this time. In true confession, thro... read more..

01 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

29

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone, and welcome to December! Even though it is December 1st today, it would not be out of place to wish me a happy new year because today is the beginning of a new fiscal year... read more..

30 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

114

Oh, For the Life of an Old Geezer

I am not given to complaining, except when I'm awake. That's according to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Lately, I've been leaning towards a complaining attitude. I've reached the point of b... read more..

30 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

24

One-Liner #1878

I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.... read more..

30 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

34

Exclusive Offers Await! 🏠

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing. It's on the house.... read more..

30 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

24

Quote #2313

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” - Garrison Keillor, Leaving Home... read more..

30 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4722

Keeper of the Spring

The late Peter Marshall was an eloquent speaker and for several years served as the chaplain of the US Senate. He used to love to tell the story of the "Keeper of the Spring," a quiet forest dweller w... read more..

30 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5269

Poor Preacher

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the ... read more..

28 Nov

God's Penman

Pastor Tim

146

Another (Another) Turkey on the Table

It was a Monday morning, and I was busy starting my week by organizing my schedule and organizing some of my projects. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came to my door, looked in, and said, "Ar... read more..

😂 Wedding Woes: When Love Meets Practicality

28 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2990

😂 Wedding Woes: When Love Meets Practicality

A Pastor was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The pastor sat down to counsel him. The Pastor asked several questions. "Do you love her?" T... read more..

28 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

30

Cybersalt News - November 28, 2024

Oh look, TURKEY Thursday - happy Thanksgiving to our USA subscribers. Grandma Cybersalt and I are as thankful for each of you Cybersaltines as we were when we celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving ("Thank... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

33

🌟 Tall Tales: Ladder Rungs Stretching

Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because Americans are getting taller. Manufacturers claim it's due to climb it change.... read more..

27 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

28

Quote #2312

“Learning to love and be kind to ourselves is a lifelong journey.” - Brené Brown, Daring Greatly: How the Courage to Be Vulnerable Transforms the Way We Live, Love, Parent, and Lead... read more..

27 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

110

One-Liner #1877

When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?... read more..

27 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4469

NRA Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing... read more..

27 Nov

Susan Page

Susan Davis

70

Thank You

- photo by Susan Page“Gratitude goes beyond the 'mine' and 'thine' and claims the truth that all of life is a pure gift. In the past, I always thought of gratitude as a spontaneous response to the awa read more..

27 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2054

Remembering, Thankfulness, Appreciation

The men convalescing at a veterans' hospital during World War II were encouraged to use a nearby golf course. Not all of the patients were strong enough to complete nine holes, but most of them manag... read more..

24 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

43

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. A month tonight will be Christmas Eve, so it's time to kick off the holiday season at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to start decorating t... read more..

23 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

36

Quote #2311

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.” - A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh... read more..

23 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

40

One-Liner #1876

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"... read more..

23 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2342

The Fool's Prayer

The royal feast was done; the King Sought some new sport to banish care, And to his jester cried: "Sir Fool, Kneel now, and make for us a prayer!" The jester doffed his cap and bells, And stood the m... read more..

23 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

36

Bull-iant Idea

Bob: My friend opened a petting zoo with just one bull, but nobody went. Mike: Why? Bob: He was charging too much.... read more..

23 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3178

More Bulletin Bloopers

The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse. "Correction: The following typo appeared in our last bulletin: 'Lunch will be gin at 12:15.' Please correct to read '12 noon.' " Any church mem... read more..

23 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

111

Did You See My Key?

My life has been bombarded with questions from the beginning of the day until I fall asleep at night. For the most part, I don’t prioritize questions. Usually, when people ask me a question, there is... read more..

🏌️‍♂️ A Golfer's Guide to Accidental Chaos

21 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2981

🏌️‍♂️ A Golfer's Guide to Accidental Chaos

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did... read more..

21 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

41

Cybersalt News - November 21, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We got another wallop this week from what the weather people called a "bomb-cyclone." I think they called it that because they didn't want people to panick, lol. We did not... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

37

Procrastination Confessions

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.... read more..

20 Nov

Susan Page

Susan Davis

107

This Life

- photo by Susan PageThis life can be lived with abundanceNew chapters are yet to unfoldEach page holds a mystery that’s hiddenWith treasures worth more than pure gold I can’t see the path, but God’s read more..