2024 - Monthly Archive - Results from #120

Mother vs Stepmother: The Wedding Dress Duel 😂

18 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3656

Mother vs Stepmother: The Wedding Dress Duel 😂

Jennifer's big formal wedding was fast approaching and she was delighted to hear that her Mom, Sheila, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally found the perfect mother-of-the-bride dress. Two days... read more..

18 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

83

One-Liner #1859

Someone just accused me of plagiarism; their words, not mine.... read more..

18 Sep

Susan Page

165

Encouragement

- photo by Susan PageEncouragement: giving hope or promise, to spur on ... to inspire with courage. the raising of one’s confidence ... instilling life, energy, courage, or vigour. Did you eve read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6053

Free to Go

Jon and Amanpreet were in an institution. This place had an annual contest where they picked two of the best patients and asked them two questions. If they got them correct, they were deem... read more..

18 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2178

Contributions

The newspaper where I worked had just announced that when its new building was completed, the old one would be donated to the United Way. A few days later, someone came into our office soliciting con... read more..

18 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1592

Procrastination

My sister was bemoaning the fact that she had procrastinated cleaning and organizing her house for a long time. Since she was planning to entertain, she felt a lot of pressure to get moving. That aft... read more..

18 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

87

Quote #2294

People don't always say, 'I love you.' Sometimes it sounds like: Be safe. Did you eat? Call me when you get home. I made you this. - Unknown... read more..

15 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

118

Cybersalt News - September 15, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! With 7 official days left in the summer of '24, the weather at Cybersalt Headquarters is definitely getting ready to switch to autumn. Grandma Cybersalt and I are approach... read more..

14 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

115

One-Liner #1858

Okay, this is a little more than one sentence, but it is a zinger! The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went... read more..

14 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3559

Bishop's Role

We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about... read more..

14 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2096

Cooking

To my sweetheart: My cooking's gotten better since I fondue.... read more..

14 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1708

Government

A zoning board had just been set up in a new community. A homeowner went to the office to request permission to build a small tool shed in his backyard. "Do you have a plan?" asked the director. "Oh... read more..

14 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

80

Quote #2293

"Any time we practice hospitality we follow in the steps of our lavishly hospitable God." - Dustin Willis read more..

11 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

88

Cybersalt News - September 12, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last evening, I spotted a woman from my church at the casino and told her I was going to tell our pastor. I suppose she could also tell him she spotted me there too&nb... read more..

🤣 Unexpected Plot Twist in the Amazon: Missionary's Toast!

11 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3492

🤣 Unexpected Plot Twist in the Amazon: Missionary's Toast!

A missionary in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to himself, "I'm toast." A ray of light breaks f... read more..

11 Sep

Susan Page

243

The Joy of the Lord

- photo by Susan PageMy day began with the startling realization that we had gone from summer temperatures to chilly fall ones, overnight. That made me feel sad because I am a summer kind of girl read more..

11 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

122

Quote #2292

"It is my conviction that slight shifts in imagination have more impact on living than major efforts at change." - Thomas Moore read more..

11 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

140

One-Liner #1857

I changed my car horn to a gunshot sound; people move out of the way a lot faster now.... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4388

Radiator Cap Repair

I remember an old car I used to own. You know the kind, ratty and raggedy, driven when I was a poor college student. I was having trouble with something I couldn't readily identify myself, so I took i... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5036

Democracy

Always remember -- in a democracy, your vote counts. But in a feudal system, your count votes.... read more..

11 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1609

Save Your Money, Hypocrisy

My husband-to-be helped his aunt take the furniture of her boyfriend's home to a charity after the gentleman had passed away. She asked him if we still needed anything for our new life, and he told he... read more..

08 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

100

Cybersalt News - September 8, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I were at a wedding reception last night. The couple, Elijah and Emily, had a guest book and polaroid cameras for taking pictures to put next to wher... read more..

07 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

136

One-Liner #1856

I don't usually brag about going to expensive places, but ... I just left the gas station.... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

104

A Happy Thought

My memory is improving so much that I can't remember the last time I forgot something. - Raul el Perro... read more..

07 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

120

Quote #2291

"There is no simple theological answer to pain; the answer is a relationship with God in the midst of pain." - Henry Cloud read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4614

Keep Walking

An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a piece of candy." The boy refuses and keep... read more..

07 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1599

Gullibility, Stress, Riches

Noah was standing at the gangplank checking off the pairs of animals when he saw three camels trying to get on board. "Wait a minute!" he said. "Two each is the limit. One of you will have to stay be... read more..

07 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

360

Who Is Shadowing Me?

I’ve been bouncing back after a health hiatus and thought I was doing well. I still have some coughs and sneezes, but they are slowly diminishing. It’s good to get back on schedule again. The other... read more..

🥪 Deli Owner vs. IRS: The Hilarious Tax Tale

05 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3420

🥪 Deli Owner vs. IRS: The Hilarious Tax Tale

The owner of a small New York sandwich deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the... read more..

05 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

111

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 36th birthday to Alyssa, our first born: WOW! This week I went with a friend and his wife to scatter his father's ashes. Upon arriving near the small beach where t... read more..