Monthly Archive

2024
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 684 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4527

Helpful Executive

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive an... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3474

Spice Up Your Text! 🌶️✏️

Editing is a rewording activity.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2111

Rejecting Rejection

The next time your application for a job is rejected fill this letter out and send it back. Dear [Interviewer's Name]: Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview].  After careful consider... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
193

Cybersalt News - November 3, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. Today, different places around the world did or didn't turn their clocks back an hour from daylight savings time. Grandma Cybersalt and I did, which means we got an extra ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
183

Quote #2305

"Compassion is not a virtue - it is a commitment. It's not something we have or don't have - it's something we choose to practice." - Brené Brown read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
345
4 min read

You Break It, You Fix It

Every once in a while, I hear or see something that reminds me of my father. He’s been gone for over 15 years, but his memory is still fresh in my mind. His most famous saying that I remember was, “I... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
199

One-Liner #1870

My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4768

Sharing by Example

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.  Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.  "If... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4789

Walking Economy

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy." His friend replies, "How's that?" "It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a v... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1733

Rancher's Bullish Security

A rancher applied for a loan at a bank. "How much do you want to borrow?" asked the loan interviewer. "Twenty-five thousand dollars." "All right, but you'll have to show security. How many bulls do ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3281

Funny Tricks to Test Your Man's Patience 😂

*Ways To Drive A Man Crazy* ~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. ~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place. ~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
184

Cybersalt News - October 31, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy Reformation Day (to those who celebrate it)! A week and a half ago, our province had an election and it looks like one party is going to have a majority based up... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
257
3 min read

The Lord is My Portion

- photo by Susan PageSometimes, the unexpected punch in the gut comes from those closest to us. This is my reality, and it is next to impossible to navigate these circumstances without the miraculous read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
186

Quote #2304

"Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas." - Stephen Colbert read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4391

Service

A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. "Are you hiring any help?" she asked. "No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need." "Then would you mind getting someone to help me... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2916

Dracula

"I just killed Dracula," said Tom Swift painstakingly. read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1742

Errors and Mistakes

To err is human; to forgive divine. To err is human; to purr, feline. To err is human; two curs, canine. To err is human; to do nothing, benign. To err is human; to quit, resign. To err is human;... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
186

One-Liner #1869

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free, it means I am doing nothing.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
193

Cybersalt News - October 27, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. I bit the bullet and bought some LED lights for the front garden at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I was holding off for the longest time because I was afraid I would end u... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
170

Quote #2303

“I want deliberately to encourage this mighty longing after God. The lack of it has brought us to our present low estate" - A. W. Tozer, The Pursuit of God... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4747

Today's Little Axioms

1.  Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some don't have film. 2.  He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3.  A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 4.  On the other han read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
15212

Earthquake Pun

Earthquake predictors are faultfinders.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1717

Time

Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbour and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
357
4 min read

Doctor, Could You Repeat That?

For the first time in my life, I've been having health issues. It was nothing serious, but just enough to be aggravating. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has been very helpful with my medical ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
202

One-Liner #1868

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
198

Cybersalt News - October 24, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing last Sunday. A big chunk of my Saturday (when I write the news and line up the next edition) went to errands and shopping, tidying the house, and then ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3125

Laughing Through Legal Woes: 13 Lawyer Warning Signs

1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. 2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." 3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
290
3 min read

Great Questions

- photo by Susan PageJesus is the expert when it comes to asking questions. His questions have a way of drawing out the truth from His respondents. One of the questions Jesus asked during His ministry read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4507

Information Assistance

"Information.  Can I help you?" "I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please." "One moment, please." Pause.  "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild." "No, no.  I read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2070

Cabbies

A cabbie is a fare-minded person.... read more..