Monthly Archive

2024
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 684 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Envy, Jealousy, Selfishness
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1934

Envy, Jealousy, Selfishness

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted. T... read more..
One-Liner #1867
One-liners
Susan Davis
206

One-Liner #1867

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.... read more..
Quote #2302
Quotes
Susan Davis
246

Quote #2302

Clint Eastwood, 94-year-old actor legend, formulated one of the most important lessons of his life so far for the young generation: "Don't look for luxury in watches or bracelets, don't look for luxu... read more..
Homeland Security Alert: The Bin Brigade's Office Invasion
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3238

Homeland Security Alert: The Bin Brigade's Office Invasion

DEPT. OF HOMELAND SECURITY ALERT We've just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended.  Bin Sleepin... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 17, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
185

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is off to another conference. She is attending The Refugee Highway Partnership: North America, gathering in Winnipeg. As I am not travelling with her this... read more..
Quote #2301
Quotes
Susan Davis
207

Quote #2301

"If your plan is for 1 year, plant rice. If your plan is for 10 years, plant trees. If your plan is for 100 years, educate children." - Confucius read more..
One-Liner #1866
One-liners
Susan Davis
216

One-Liner #1866

I had my patience tested; I'm negative.... read more..
Autumn
Susan Page
Susan Page
266

Autumn

- photo by Susan PageWarm sunlight caresses a pathway of gold The beauty of Autumn with colours so bold The hues of the sumac, the crimson and brownEach leaf like a whisper falls soft to the ground T read more..
Banking Hiccup
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3393

Banking Hiccup

While waiting in line at the bank, a friend developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check an... read more..
Faith, Healing, Prayer Answered "No"
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1766

Faith, Healing, Prayer Answered "No"

I heard a story years ago which, I hope, will bring a lot of comfort to those who are taunted with the "if you had more faith..." issue. I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The pasto... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 13, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
196

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone, and Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! (Or as we call it in Canada: Thanksgiving) Grandma Cybersalt and I were able to celebrate Thanksgiving last night with two of our kids and... read more..
One-Liner #1865
One-liners
Susan Davis
213

One-Liner #1865

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.... read more..
Quote #2300
Quotes
Susan Davis
0

Quote #2300

"Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day." - Robert Caspar Lintner read more..
Holiday Buns on Fire🍞
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
204

Holiday Buns on Fire🍞

Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!... read more..
Used Cars: Tips for Smart Buyers 🚗
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2035

Used Cars: Tips for Smart Buyers 🚗

A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.... read more..
True Worship, Saying Grace, Giving Thanks
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2125

True Worship, Saying Grace, Giving Thanks

A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner happily obliged. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends... read more..
Thanksgiving Forecast
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4749

Thanksgiving Forecast

Thanksgiving Forecast Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F.  The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a seve... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 10, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
215

Cybersalt News - October 10, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip. We had a really nice visit with our eldest daughter, her family, and my mom and dad. The conference Susan attended was excel... read more..
The God Who Sees
Susan Page
Susan Page
383

The God Who Sees

- photo by Susan PageI glide like silk upon the waterThe lake as smooth and clear as glassThe breeze so soft it's like a featherI drift and dream and breathe at last My paddle dips, the sunlight spar read more..
Heavenly Hazards: A Nun's Golfing Adventure
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6032

Heavenly Hazards: A Nun's Golfing Adventure

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior, chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, ... read more..
One-Liner #1864
One-liners
Susan Davis
220

One-Liner #1864

I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.... read more..
Warning Signs That You Need a New Doctor
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2868

Warning Signs That You Need a New Doctor

* The patient before you was a goat. * Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS. * He has an assistant named Igor. * The local bar association named him "Client of the Year." * Whenever he leave read more..
Commercial Time
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2149

Commercial Time

The math department felt they weren't getting enough students registering as math majors, so they made a commercial and aired it on prime time--1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 7 o'clo... read more..
Wedding Toast to Groom
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1631

Wedding Toast to Groom

My husband, Lawrence, had offered to give the toast at the wedding of his longtime friend Theo. They had shared many happy, and foolish incidents, and as the day approached, there was much speculation... read more..
Quote #2299
Quotes
Susan Davis
170

Quote #2299

"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen." read more..
I Didn’t Lose My Marbles, They Just Retired
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
330
4 min read

I Didn’t Lose My Marbles, They Just Retired

For some people, getting old is a real challenge. And it probably is for many people, but it hasn't been too much of an issue for me. Don't let this get out, but getting old has been more of a bles... read more..
Will You Be My Neighbour?
Susan Page
Susan Page
339
3 min read

Will You Be My Neighbour?

- photo by Susan PageAre you thankful for the relationships you share with your neighbours? I want to share how God has expanded my vision, changing my heart and attitude toward loving my neighbour. read more..
One-Liner #1863
One-liners
Susan Davis
224

One-Liner #1863

When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.... read more..
Quote #2298
Quotes
Susan Davis
194

Quote #2298

"If you do not make time for your wellness, you will be forced to make time for your illness."  - Unknown read more..
Cybersalt News - October 2, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
210

Cybersalt News - October 2, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, Grandma Cybersalt is at her conference and I am spending time with my parents. Mom, who is in the early stages of some type of dementia, said she was holding on to s... read more..
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