Monthly Archive

2024
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 684 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5241
3 min read

Men and Women

Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle.  But if Mike, Phil, Rob and... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1993

Strange Dreams

A man went into his psychiatrist's office and said: "Doc, you've got to help me. Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night I dreamed I was a Ferrari. "Another night I dreame... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1744

Math Ticket

Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as a result was pulled over by the highway patrol. The state trooper noticed that my shirt had the name of a local high school on it. "I teach math there,"... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
210

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a good trip. Today we took (and watched) our 11 year old grandson to his football practice and game and then we went to a huge farmer's ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3029

Division of Brick Labor

At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his workmen. "Patty," he asked casually, "didn't you once tell me that you had a brother who was a bishop?" "That... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2060

Coupon Heaven

While handing a 25 cent-off coupon to the supermarket clerk at the checkout counter a woman inadvertently missed her hand, and the coupon slipped beneath the scale and was gone. The checker looked di... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1724

Coveting, Materialism, Investment Reality

Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possib... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
194

Quote #2297

"God is always doing 10,000 things in your life, and you may be aware of three of them." - John Piper read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
214

One-Liner #1862

It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
390
4 min read

So What If I’m Crazy?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her wonderful husband celebrate 53 years of marital bliss this year. What an accomplishment. It doesn’t seem possible that we have been married 53 years. Af... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
201

Cybersalt News - September 26, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are on another trip. She is attending a conference for her refugee sponsorship work and we are working in family visits before and after (and me dur... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
8221

Mind Reading Lessons: A Hilarious Fair Encounter 🎡

One day a young man was visiting the fair, over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader!  Apply within." So the young man thought t... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
379
2 min read

Stay Salty ... Shine Bright

While researching the topic of salt, one article suggested that there are more than 14,000 uses for this common ingredient! Who knew?? The most common use that comes to mind is that of table salt. Ho... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
233

Quote #2296

"The tone with which you begin a conflict is one of the most important predictors of the outcome. Begin softly and lovingly. You'll end up in a better place." - Henry Cloud read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
224

One-Liner #1861

Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3576

ESP Banking

Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would only look at it after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape. Only then would he lend his ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1995

Chicken Preparation

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1770

Marriage, Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The hus... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
199

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to Fall or spring, depending on your hemisphere! Today's video share shows what you can do with a guitar, 4 hands, and two people with talent!Click here to wa... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
229

One-Liner #1860

When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
419
4 min read

And That’s the Way it Was

I've lived long enough to realize that things usually go their own way. I may want something to go one way, but eventually, it all boils down to going the other way. That is no more true than when Th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4589
2 min read

Old Dodge

A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down.  He was parked on the side of the road trying fix it, when a Jaguar pulled up in front of him and offered to help. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1868

Minister on a Mission 🚗

Did you hear about the minister who visited different car lots every day in fulfillment to the Great Commission? He was looking for convertibles!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1720

Housekeeping

My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was awa... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
209

Quote #2295

"The best portion of a good man's life is his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love." - William Wordsworth read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
197

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you have ever noticed that the full width images in the Cybersalt Digest are a little off center (by 10 pixels.) I recently tried to fix that - and thought ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3814

Mother vs Stepmother: The Wedding Dress Duel 😂

Jennifer's big formal wedding was fast approaching and she was delighted to hear that her Mom, Sheila, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally found the perfect mother-of-the-bride dress. Two days... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
214

One-Liner #1859

Someone just accused me of plagiarism; their words, not mine.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
294
2 min read

Encouragement

- photo by Susan PageEncouragement: giving hope or promise, to spur on ... to inspire with courage. the raising of one’s confidence ... instilling life, energy, courage, or vigour. Did you eve read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6205

Free to Go

Jon and Amanpreet were in an institution.  This place had an annual contest where they picked two of the best patients and asked them two questions.  If they got them correct, they were deem... read more..