2024 - Monthly Archive - Results from #180

21 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

119

One-Liner #1851

If all the toilets in your house are occupied and you are waiting for one to be free, switch off the Wi-Fi.... read more..

21 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6330

After about three weeks in basic training, my husband's unit was not measuring up to expectations. The sergeant threatened to send them all back three weeks to start over. Apparently, at least one ne... read more..

21 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1974

Courtyard Murmuring

On my recent trip to New York, I was walking near a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. So I looked in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said "N I L". White-r... read more..

21 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1626

Communication, Flexibility, Education

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be del... read more..

21 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

129

Quote #2286

"In battle you never rise to the occasion, you sink to the level of your training." - Unknown read more..

18 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

119

Cybersalt News - August 18, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! August 18th? Yes, already. There is a barbecue after church today. I'm going to enjoy these summer days while they last! Today's video share is a beautiful song I o... read more..

17 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

148

One-Liner #1850

It's a good day ... the bulb finally burned out on my check engine light!... read more..

17 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

148

Better Digs

One of our elders is raising rabbits. They live in a rabbit hutch in his backyard. I decided that they needed a more classy domicile so I made a sign for their enclosure which reads: "Hare Salon." -... read more..

17 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

309

Having a Brain Can Be a Problem

I have been showing people a picture of my brain for almost a month now. I’ve been having a lot of fun doing it and teasing people by saying, “I have proof that I have a brain.” In the beginning, I... read more..

17 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

24521

Silly Q&A

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?He's all right now. How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment." What do Eskimo... read more..

17 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1628

Hard Work, Complaining

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant, named Calle. It seems that Calle has a chronic illness which requires daily medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a pharmacol... read more..

17 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

152

Quote #2285

"Fear arises when we imagine everything depends on us." - Elisabeth Elliot read more..

15 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

109

Cybersalt News - August 15, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a fun time watching the last flight of the Martin Mars water bomber, which I told you about last Sunday. Unfortunately there was another error b... read more..

14 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3596

From Hooters to Frostbite: My Mom’s Epic Buffalo Bills Game Day

(This note, from me, was written to the PearlyGates Newsletter subscribers in 2002. My mother is now 84.) Dear PearlyGates subscribers. To get the gist of today’s PearlyGates item (sent to this clean read more..

14 Aug

Susan Page

234

Blessed are the Peace Makers

- photo by Susan PageI recently heard the expression, “I am more of a peace faker than a peacemaker.” This saying intrigued me; I had never heard it before. We are constantly bombarded with the world read more..

14 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

125

One-Liner #1849

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of coffee; this means that the average human gets 41 miles per gallon.... read more..

14 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

134

Quote #2284

"So many marriages fail because men and women today study their rights before learning about their responsibilities." - Unknown read more..

14 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3406

Bob's MG

I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS MG'. I was able to pull up beside the car at the next light, so I said to the driver, "Hey, that's not an MG.... read more..

14 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1494

Logical Answer

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if a blind man wishes... read more..

14 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

156

The One

I went on a date the other night with a woman who works at a zoo. She's a keeper.... read more..

11 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

111

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to take a trip down memory lane (all the way back to her childhood) and go watch the Hawaii Martin Mars water bomber land at the e... read more..

10 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

139

One-Liner #1848

We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A BOAT.... read more..

10 Aug

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

150

Eight-legged Friend

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks, Nice guy. He's a web designer.... read more..

10 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

154

Quote #2283

"When I look at myself, I don't see how I can be saved. But when I look at Christ, I don't see how I can be lost." - Martin Luther read more..

10 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4457

Camping with Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithf... read more..

10 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1652

Consequences

Several years ago while working at the county jail (where I still work) I was locking down the inmates for the night and one man didn't want to get off the phone. After several attempts to get him to ... read more..

10 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

356

Some Things Do Have a Purpose

One thing I have learned in life is that some things do have a purpose no matter how bad they seem at the time. They don’t seem to have any purpose when they happen, but you later discover a significa... read more..

08 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

141

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Susan and I were invited out for a dinner cruise last night. Our friends live on a boat and took us out to a small nearby island where we then anchored and enjoyed ... read more..

School Report Card Fun: Nina's Marks and Dad's Wit

07 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3349

School Report Card Fun: Nina's Marks and Dad's Wit

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little g... read more..

07 Aug

Susan Page

313

Be Still My Soul

- photo by Susan PageThe journey through grief can take you through a period of growing, stretching, and learning. God weaves together a beautiful tapestry of lessons to help us through our journey to read more..