Monthly Archive

2024
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 684 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Quotes
Susan Davis
242

Quote #2286

"In battle you never rise to the occasion, you sink to the level of your training." - Unknown read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
234

Cybersalt News - August 18, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! August 18th?  Yes, already. There is a barbecue after church today. I'm going to enjoy these summer days while they last! Today's video share is a beautiful song I o... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
279

One-Liner #1850

It's a good day ... the bulb finally burned out on my check engine light!... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
278

Better Digs

One of our elders is raising rabbits. They live in a rabbit hutch in his backyard. I decided that they needed a more classy domicile so I made a sign for their enclosure which reads: "Hare Salon." -... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
458
4 min read

Having a Brain Can Be a Problem

I have been showing people a picture of my brain for almost a month now. I’ve been having a lot of fun doing it and teasing people by saying, “I have proof that I have a brain.” In the beginning, I... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
24716

Silly Q&A

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?He's all right now. How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment." What do Eskimo... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1746

Hard Work, Complaining

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant, named Calle. It seems that Calle has a chronic illness which requires daily medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a pharmacol... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
271

Quote #2285

"Fear arises when we imagine everything depends on us." - Elisabeth Elliot read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
220

Cybersalt News - August 15, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a fun time watching the last flight of the Martin Mars water bomber, which I told you about last Sunday. Unfortunately there was another error b... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3753
3 min read

From Hooters to Frostbite: My Mom’s Epic Buffalo Bills Game Day

(This note, from me, was written to the PearlyGates Newsletter subscribers in 2002. My mother is now 84.) Dear PearlyGates subscribers. To get the gist of today’s PearlyGates item (sent to this clean read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
368
2 min read

Blessed are the Peace Makers

- photo by Susan PageI recently heard the expression, “I am more of a peace faker than a peacemaker.” This saying intrigued me; I had never heard it before. We are constantly bombarded with the world read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
268

One-Liner #1849

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of coffee; this means that the average human gets 41 miles per gallon.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
245

Quote #2284

"So many marriages fail because men and women today study their rights before learning about their responsibilities." - Unknown read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3534

Bob's MG

I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS MG'. I was able to pull up beside the car at the next light, so I said to the driver, "Hey, that's not an MG.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1598

Logical Answer

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if a blind man wishes... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
276

The One

I went on a date the other night with a woman who works at a zoo. She's a keeper.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
235

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to take a trip down memory lane (all the way back to her childhood) and go watch the Hawaii Martin Mars water bomber land at the e... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
272

One-Liner #1848

We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A BOAT.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
288

Eight-legged Friend

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks, Nice guy. He's a web designer.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
284

Quote #2283

"When I look at myself, I don't see how I can be saved. But when I look at Christ, I don't see how I can be lost." - Martin Luther read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4586

Camping with Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.  After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithf... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1776

Consequences

Several years ago while working at the county jail (where I still work) I was locking down the inmates for the night and one man didn't want to get off the phone. After several attempts to get him to ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
504
4 min read

Some Things Do Have a Purpose

One thing I have learned in life is that some things do have a purpose no matter how bad they seem at the time. They don’t seem to have any purpose when they happen, but you later discover a significa... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
256

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Susan and I were invited out for a dinner cruise last night. Our friends live on a boat and took us out to a small nearby island where we then anchored and enjoyed ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3507

School Report Card Fun: Nina's Marks and Dad's Wit

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school.  Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little g... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
456
4 min read

Be Still My Soul

- photo by Susan PageThe journey through grief can take you through a period of growing, stretching, and learning. God weaves together a beautiful tapestry of lessons to help us through our journey to read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
255

Quote #2282

"Live for the applause of nail-scarred hands." - Mark Batterson read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
253

One-Liner #1847

Yesterday I was cooking dinner and my son came up to me and said, "Someday I'll work and help you with groceries, bills and house expenses..." My eyes started to tear up - my baby will be 32 next mont... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5298
2 min read

Casual Day

I used to work for a large company, they often did special things for us to make work a little more enjoyable. Below are a string of memos we received over the course of just over 2 months: Casual Da... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3447

Diamonds

Bill: It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. Doug: So what did she ask for? Bill: She said, "Oh, I don't know, just give me something with diamonds." ... read more..