Monthly Archive

2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 600 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3336

Almost Redialed

I still have a lot of trouble with wrong numbers. Yesterday I dialed the Red Cross and got the Internal Revenue Service in error. So the I.R.S. operator asked me what number I had dialed. I said, "Th... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2216

🤣 Coffee Lover's Secret to Sleep

A man comes into a restaurant at 6 o'clock in the evening. "I want to have a coffee please." The waiter brings him the coffee, the man drinks it and afterwards, he orders another, then another, then... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1808

Fines

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
406

Back in the Saddle Again

Finally, those five sick weeks are over, and my life is getting back to normal. Whatever normal is. Five weeks is a long time to be sick, spend time in bed, and not know if it’s morning or ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
188

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2024

Sunday greetings, and Happy Father's Day to those who celebrate it! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip, but not without some extra adventure at the end. Long story short, our first flight... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
448

Being Sick is Not My Cup of Tea

I do not have a history of being sick. I rarely even have a headache, but I must confess, I give headaches. The last two weeks have been different for me. I have never experienced such a long stretch... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1805

Cereal and Milk: A Breakfast Love Story

One day I was having breakfast with my daughter, who was about 8 years old at the time. I had done what any good dad would do, I fixed her a bowl of cereal. I even poured the milk into the bowl myself... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3781

Cooking Terms

Tongue: a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow. Yogurt: semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and ferment... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
196

Cybersalt News - June 13, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are near the end of our trip. Today we are enjoying the blessing of celebrating with my mom on her 84th birthday. Enjoy the rest of today's abbrevi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2933

For Charlotte

A DJ was introducing a record. "This next one," he said, "is for Charlotte Burke, who is a hundred and eleven. Hey, Charlotte, congratulations on a ripe old age!" There was a short pause and then th... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5383

Daycare Pun

A college student with a young child was pleased when her daughter became eligible to attend the day care center at the University. The director of the day care gave the mother a tour of the faciliti... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1751

Marriage Proposal, Motives, Flattery

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2926

Newlywed Repairs

A man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers." "Oh, j... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2167

Dance Request

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty senior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me,... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1739

Job Applications

A few weeks after a young man had been employed, he was called into the Human Resources administrator's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the personnel officer asked. "When you applied for this ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
224

Cybersalt News - June 9, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone and welcome to June. Grandma Cybersalt and I are still on the road and get to hear our son-in-law preach today in the church where he pastors! So with that news, enjoy the... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
642

And Then an Angel Floated By

Some weeks can be tough. I’ve had a few in my life that came unexpectedly and challenged my determination. Last week was one of those weeks. We had a serious “Bug Squatting” situation in our ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
212

Cybersalt News - June 6, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I have made it to Ontario and are enjoying a visit with our daughter and her family.  Enjoy the rest of today's abbreviated mailing. ~ Pastor T... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1870

Fair Pay

An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer told him that he would take the case on contingency. When the client asked ... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
371

The Unseen

Photo by Susan PageIt is awesome to see or experience God in the natural realm. Examples include anything from a baby’s birth to witnessing a shooting star streaking across the night skies. The wonde... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3062

Factory Supplies

At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines' conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and we had run out of aspirin for workers with n... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2007

Chicken

A chicken crossing the road is "poultry in motion."... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
241

Cybersalt News - June 2, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone and welcome to June. Grandma Cybersalt and I are in Newfoundland: farther East in Canada than we have ever been! So with that news, enjoy the rest of today's abbreviated d... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1754

Gaudiness, Godliness, and Self-Control

Many years ago, when my 9 year old daughter was 3, we went to our usual Sunday morning church service. We were seated and waiting for the service to begin, when this woman walked by us in a really bri... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3007

24 Pigs

A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
577

And Then there was Broccoli

Sometimes, bad days are a blessing in disguise, but you don’t know it at the time. I have learned that whenever I have a bad day, it is not a time to get discouraged or sad. A bad day is often a door... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
198

Cybersalt News - May 30, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are travelling. We are enjoying our time. With only a phone to type on, I will tell you more when we are back.  Enjoy the rest of today's abbr... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
509

Worrywart

Photo by Susan PageHave you ever wondered where the expression “worrywart” originated? Apparently, in the late 1950s, a character called the “Worry Wart,” was drawn by J.R. Williams and appeared in D... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2810

Kid's View of Science

- One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second. - You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2231

Bird-Hater

A bird-hater went to the beach with a pocket full of pebbles to throw at them. He left no tern unstoned.... read more..