2024 - Monthly Archive - Results from #330

29 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1844

Misery

Penny, a good Assessment Nurse was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. She reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, she told the patient to send immediately for his... read more..

26 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

300

Cybersalt News - May 26, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. Grandma Cybersalt and I are in "getting ready for the next trip" mode, which includes getting things together so we can try and keep sending the Digest out as we travel ab... read more..

Second Thoughts can be Dangerous to My Health

25 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

496

Second Thoughts can be Dangerous to My Health

Many things in life can be rather dangerous. For me, the most dangerous things in my life are thoughts. I thought about this one day, and by the end of the day, I was in deep trouble. Thoughts have a... read more..

25 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

319

Quote #2269

"The Purpose of Propaganda is to make one set of people forget that other sets of people are human." - Aldous Huxley read more..

25 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

275

One-Liner #1834

I wish my life had background music so I could understand what is going on.... read more..

25 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3971

Goober Vacuum

It's been a while since we saw a goober joke on the CleanLaugh list. For those who don't know what a goober is (according to me) you can see a picture of one here. A goober was playing Trivial Pursui... read more..

25 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2070

Cattle Guards

It was reported recently that a Washington bureaucrat sent a letter to the state of New Mexico requesting the number of cattle guards in the state. The state promptly responded. When Washingto... read more..

25 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1983

21st Century Teacher

Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids and fill their every waking moment with a love for learning. Not only that, I'm supposed to instill a sense of p... read more..

23 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

259

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We got some good, heavy rain at Cybersalt World Headquarters last night. That makes me happy because not only is it good for our gardens, our lawn, and our community, it al... read more..

Mastering the Art of Office Meetings with Humour

22 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3400

Mastering the Art of Office Meetings with Humour

To really succeed in a business or organization, it is sometimes helpful to know what your job is, and whether it involves any duties. Ask among your coworkers. "Hi," you should say. "I'm a new emplo... read more..

22 May

Susan Page

472

The Other Side

Photo by Susan PageThere were times in Jesus’ short ministry years on earth when He must have reached the point of total exhaustion. Day after day Jesus walked for miles, performing healings, and rel... read more..

22 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

269

Quote #2268

"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." - Robert Frost read more..

22 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

264

One-Liner #1833

Arguing with me is pointless - I realized I was wrong 10 minutes ago and now I'm just trying to make you mad.... read more..

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4690

Duck Food

Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper: No Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper : No, we have no duck food Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper : NO!! We do not hav... read more..

22 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1983

Biggest Knight

The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.... read more..

22 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1765

Real Skill

There was a rich man who was deliberately hard on his farmhand. He gave him a bottle and said, "Buy me a bottle of wine." The farmhand asked, "How can I buy you wine with no money at all?" The rich... read more..

19 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

245

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am Gregg - at least for about half an hour this morning. Pastor Gregg is the community life pastor at the church we attend. He is a really great pastor with an amazing h... read more..

18 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

296

Quote #2267

"Occasionally weep deeply over the life you hoped would be. Grieve the losses. Then wash your face, Trust God. And embrace the life you have." - John Piper read more..

18 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

290

One-Liner #1832

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.... read more..

18 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5667

Why ask Why?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation d... read more..

18 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3605

Curious Chimp

Passing by the primate area one day, a zoo attendant happens to notice a chimpanzee sitting on a rock with an open book in either hand, looking first at one and then at the other. Upon closer examina... read more..

18 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1738

Criticism

At a dinner party, one of the guests was an obnoxiously loud young man. He made disparaging remarks about everyone and everything. When served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it ... read more..

16 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

298

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am pretty happy that the process of migrating the older Cybersalt servers to newer servers with up to date software is complete. There are still little things that pop up... read more..

😂 Hilarious Children's Sermon: The Resurrection Mishap

15 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5992

😂 Hilarious Children's Sermon: The Resurrection Mishap

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but a... read more..

15 May

Susan Page

451

Simple Faith in Action

There is a fascinating story at the beginning of Mark’s Gospel, chapter two. Use your imagination to visualize what happened in this short narrative. Crowds had gathered in Capernaum because Jesus wa... read more..

15 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3215

Lawyer Light Bulb

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement... read more..

15 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2278

Crime Pun

"Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars. She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined her check read more..

15 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1856

Just One

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring. One smile begins a friendship, One handclasp lifts a soul. One star can guide a sh... read more..