Monthly Archive

2024
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 684 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

06 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

331

One-Liner #1838

Did you know that if you garden in your back yard naked, your neighbors will build you a privacy fence for absolutely no cost to you.... read more..

04 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

290

Cybersalt News - July 4th, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - happy 4th of July to my US subscribers! The cherry tree at Cybersalt World Headquarters is all picked - by the starlings, crows, robins, and especially racoons. The racoon... read more..

03 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

325

One-Liner #1837

My life coach just informed me I didn't make the team!... read more..

03 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3954

African Marriage

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.... read more..

03 Jul

Susan Page

469

2 min read

A Gentle Whisper

- photo by Susan PageOnce a week I have the privilege of sharing lunch with my special needs friend. Often, I need to remind her to use her indoor voice. I have the opposite problem with my youngest read more..

03 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

308

Quote #2273

If you think you love "Freedom" but you don't care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is "Privilege." - unknown... read more..

03 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2983

Kitchen Cry

Howard came home from work one evening and there was his wife Miriam in the kitchen crying out loud. "What's the matter, darling?" he asked her. "I just don't know what to do," said Miriam. "Because... read more..

03 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2406

Crossing By Regions

Road signs are a real indication of what an area is like. In Virginia you have signs saying DEER CROSSING. At Yellowstone you have signs saying BEAR CROSSING. In Africa you have signs saying ELEP... read more..

03 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1963

Modern Grandma

In the dim and distant past When life's tempo wasn't fast Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat, and baby-sit. When her kids were in a jam They could always count on gram. In an age of gracious ... read more..

29 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2981

Looking for Mike

After directory assistance gave Glenda her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him - and got a woman. "Is Mike there?" Glenda asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him h... read more..

29 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1894

2 min read

"God, Forgive Me When I Whine"

Today, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hair. I envied her, she seemed so gay,And I wished I was as fair. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle. She had one leg and use... read more..

29 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

332

Quote #2272

"Cheer up now, you faint-hearted warrior. Not only has Christ traveled the road, but He has defeated your enemies." - Charles H. Spurgeon read more..

29 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

585

4 min read

Whatever Happened to Reality

During my health hiatus, I did things I never had time to do before, one of which was to check out some Reality TV Shows. I never had much interest in these TV shows, but I thought now would be a goo... read more..

27 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

309

Cybersalt News - June 27, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! No, I haven't fallen and can't get up! Our niece took this picture of Grandma Cybersalt and me as we tried to get pictures of a flower we had never seen before. This was du... read more..

😂 Career Day Comedy: When Kids Try to Spell Their Parents' Jobs

26 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3590

😂 Career Day Comedy: When Kids Try to Spell Their Parents' Jobs

It's career day at school and the teacher instructs his students each to stand up, state their parents' occupation, spell it and then tell what their parent would do if they were here today. Li... read more..

26 Jun

Susan Page

538

2 min read

A Douse of Cold Water

Have you ever turned on your hot water only to find out it's stone-cold? Hot water is one of those instant blessings we consistently have without ever giving it a second thought. Turn on the hot wate... read more..

26 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

313

One-Liner #1836

I have a perfect body - but it's in the trunk and starting to smell.... read more..

26 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3046

Eat This Up

Several American nurses were training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. These nurses had little money for meals, so they ate the awful food provided at the hospital complex, and sometimes kindly vi... read more..

26 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1944

Books to Read

Strategic Defense in the Space Age - by Ray Gunn Manned Planetary Expeditions Vol. 1: Mercury - by Hugo Furst Projectile Motion - by Fah Ling The Complete Do-It-Yourself Guide t... read more..

26 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1894

Honesty and Accuracy

A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, "How long will it take me to get to the next town?" The farmer didn't answ... read more..

26 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

334

Quote #2271

But the thing is, even if I could go back, I wouldn't belong there anymore. - Unknown... read more..

23 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

300

2 min read

Cybersalt News - June 23, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! On our recent trip, I only rented Tesla's for getting around. I did this because I wanted to learn more about them and what owning an electric car would be like, including... read more..

22 Jun

Uncategorised

Susan Davis

268

Quote #2270

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." - Eric Hoffer read more..

22 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

340

One-Liner #1835

If God can make a bug's butt light up, think of what He can do for you!... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3475

Almost Redialed

I still have a lot of trouble with wrong numbers. Yesterday I dialed the Red Cross and got the Internal Revenue Service in error. So the I.R.S. operator asked me what number I had dialed. I said, "Th... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2336

🤣 Coffee Lover's Secret to Sleep

A man comes into a restaurant at 6 o'clock in the evening. "I want to have a coffee please." The waiter brings him the coffee, the man drinks it and afterwards, he orders another, then another, then... read more..

22 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1926

Fines

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.... read more..

22 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

533

4 min read

Back in the Saddle Again

Finally, those five sick weeks are over, and my life is getting back to normal. Whatever normal is. Five weeks is a long time to be sick, spend time in bed, and not know if it’s morning or ... read more..

16 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

314

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2024

Sunday greetings, and Happy Father's Day to those who celebrate it! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip, but not without some extra adventure at the end. Long story short, our first flight... read more..

15 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

611

4 min read

Being Sick is Not My Cup of Tea

I do not have a history of being sick. I rarely even have a headache, but I must confess, I give headaches. The last two weeks have been different for me. I have never experienced such a long stretch... read more..

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Monthly Archive

2024 Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 684 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

2024
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 684 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.