2024 - Monthly Archive - Results from #390

11 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2390

Mothers' Maintenance Manual

Many of us take better care of our cars then we do our mothers and yet we only expect our cars to last 5 or 6 years but we expect our mothers to last for a lifetime. Maybe we need a maintenance manual... read more..

Rural Church Deacons Caught in Hilarious Pickup Truck Dilemma

09 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7881

Rural Church Deacons Caught in Hilarious Pickup Truck Dilemma

Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in the local tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside. One deacon ducked d... read more..

09 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

329

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember me? There have been no Cybersalt Digest mailings for the past week because Grandma Cybersalt and I have been doing some travelling. On April 25th, we bo... read more..

08 May

Susan Page

432

Renewed Strength

Photo by Susan PageAlthough my early childhood memories are vague at best, I know that I have always loved riding a bike. Back in the day, children rode three-wheelers until they were maybe 10 or 11. ... read more..

08 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5475

Amateur Paleontologist

Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20078 Dear Sir: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next to th... read more..

08 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2620

Customs Declaration

After telling the customs agent he had nothing in his bags but clothing, Mark was alarmed when the official decided to open them up and check. In the very first one she opened, cushioned between his ... read more..

08 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1684

Marriage, Communication

Couples who have lived together a long time have their own way of communicating. A woman overheard her aunt and uncle one day: "What are you looking for in that closet?" she asked. "Nothing," he an... read more..

08 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

294

One-Liner #1829

I hate hotel bath towels ... so thick and fluffy I can't even close my suitcase!... read more..

08 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

308

Quote #2264

"Calling bigotry an opinion is like calling arsenic a flavor." - Jack Cameron read more..

28 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

290

Cybersalt News - April 28, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at a conference. We have been blessed in a number of unexpected ways and I am excited to share them with you, but I am typing this on my p... read more..

27 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1977

Interfaith Marriage, Unequally Yoked

One man was downing drinks faster than usual when the man on the barstool next to him said, "What's wrong?" The first man said, "I'm drinking to the memory of my wife. She was a saint on earth. She w... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4931

Breeding Pun

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4470

Puppy Power

Officer Roland, near the end of his shift, noticed a woman driving a small pickup truck with a dog sitting on her lap. Observing that this was an unsafe manner in which to be operating her vehic... read more..

27 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

290

Quote #2263

"Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for." - Epicurus read more..

27 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

300

One-Liner #1828

If Cinderella's shoe fit so perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?... read more..

25 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

286

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a fairly productive week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. It's nice to catch up on a bunch of things so that I am only behind on other things: progress is ... read more..

24 Apr

Susan Page

467

Rejoice

- photo by Susan Page A typical day starts with some quiet reflective time with my Lord. After that comes a hearty breakfast while watching some news coverage. Sometimes this is hard because the state read more..

Humorous Adventures in Vatican City: A Comedy of Papal Proportions

24 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3008

Humorous Adventures in Vatican City: A Comedy of Papal Proportions

There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola whose lives paralleled each other in amazing ways. In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy. Faithfully... read more..

24 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

334

Quote #2262

ADDICTION is giving up everything for one thing. RECOVERY is giving up one thing for everything. - unknown... read more..

24 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

319

One-Liner #1827

Every time a bird craps on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I'm capable of.... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3133

Ships Passing

A rather old minesweeper was cruising a lonely stretch of the South Pacific and was overtaken by a new Australian cruiser. All the US sailors admired the new ship and the Captain sent a blinker-light... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2211

Cheese Pun

I was being shown round a cheese factory the other day, when I fell into a giant vat of milk by-product. "I'm sorry", I said. "Am I in your whey?"... read more..

24 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2096

Help, Need, Don't We All

I was parked in front of the mall wiping off my car. I had just come from the car wash and was waiting for my wife. Coming my way from across the parking lot was what society would consider a bum. Fro... read more..

21 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

274

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to be held hostage today. We will be surrendering ourselves to our captors around 2:00pm. We will do this willingly because we are alread... read more..

20 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

472

One-Liner #1826

Posted a photo of my clean house and it was flagged and removed as "Fake News."... read more..

20 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4655

Where's God?

Two brothers in a small town were well-known as trouble makers. If there was a problem in town, these boys were guaranteed to be there. Their parents finally decided to do something abou... read more..

20 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2264

Catsup Pun

A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child... read more..

20 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1969

God's Patience, Pennies

Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to spend the weekend at the husband's employer's home. My friend, Arlene, was nervous about the weekend. The boss was very wealthy, wit... read more..

Don’t Knock on the Door if You Like Breathing

20 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

636

Don’t Knock on the Door if You Like Breathing

I’m unsure if this is a new phenomenon or I’m just starting to catch up on the culture. I know I have a lot to catch up on, and I’m slowly doing it. Lately, there’s been a lot of activity at our fron... read more..

20 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

291

Quote #2261

"Prayer is the only entryway into genuine self-knowledge. It is also the main way we experience deep change - the reordering of our loves. Prayer is how God gives us so many of the unimaginable things read more..