Monthly Archive

2024
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 684 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2170

Cattle Guards

It was reported recently that a Washington bureaucrat sent a letter to the state of New Mexico requesting the number of cattle guards in the state. The state promptly responded.  When Washingto... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2102
2 min read

21st Century Teacher

Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids and fill their every waking moment with a love for learning. Not only that, I'm supposed to instill a sense of p... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
380

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We got some good, heavy rain at Cybersalt World Headquarters last night. That makes me happy because not only is it good for our gardens, our lawn, and our community, it al... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3643
5 min read

Mastering the Art of Office Meetings with Humour

To really succeed in a business or organization, it is sometimes helpful to know what your job is, and whether it involves any duties. Ask among your coworkers. "Hi," you should say. "I'm a new emplo... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
635
3 min read

The Other Side

Photo by Susan PageThere were times in Jesus’ short ministry years on earth when He must have reached the point of total exhaustion. Day after day Jesus walked for miles, performing healings, and rel... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
386

Quote #2268

"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." - Robert Frost read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
384

One-Liner #1833

Arguing with me is pointless - I realized I was wrong 10 minutes ago and now I'm just trying to make you mad.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4827

Duck Food

Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper: No Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper : No, we have no duck food Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper : NO!!  We do not hav... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2107

Biggest Knight

The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1891

Real Skill

There was a rich man who was deliberately hard on his farmhand. He gave him a bottle and said, "Buy me a bottle of wine." The farmhand asked, "How can I buy you wine with no money at all?" The rich... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
365
2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am Gregg - at least for about half an hour this morning. Pastor Gregg is the community life pastor at the church we attend. He is a really great pastor with an amazing h... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
410

Quote #2267

"Occasionally weep deeply over the life you hoped would be. Grieve the losses. Then wash your face, Trust God. And embrace the life you have." - John Piper read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
418

One-Liner #1832

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5821
2 min read

Why ask Why?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation d... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3728

Curious Chimp

Passing by the primate area one day, a zoo attendant happens to notice a chimpanzee sitting on a rock with an open book in either hand, looking first at one and then at the other. Upon closer examina... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1852

Criticism

At a dinner party, one of the guests was an obnoxiously loud young man. He made disparaging remarks about everyone and everything. When served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
413

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am pretty happy that the process of migrating the older Cybersalt servers to newer servers with up to date software is complete. There are still little things that pop up... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6205

😂 Hilarious Children's Sermon: The Resurrection Mishap

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but a... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
584
3 min read

Simple Faith in Action

There is a fascinating story at the beginning of Mark’s Gospel, chapter two. Use your imagination to visualize what happened in this short narrative. Crowds had gathered in Capernaum because Jesus wa... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3345
3 min read

Lawyer Light Bulb

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2390

Crime Pun

"Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars. She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined her check read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1999

Just One

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring. One smile begins a friendship, One handclasp lifts a soul. One star can guide a sh... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
468

Quote #2266

"When you're born you look like your parents. But when you die, you look like your choices." - Dr. Crawford Loritts read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
427

One-Liner #1831

When one door closes another one opens; other than that it's a pretty good car.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
832
2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 12, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to everyone who celebrates it! There was a lot of excitement on Friday night when the Aurora Borealis (aka Northern Lights) made a very, very rare ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4826
4 min read

Mothers' Universal Contribution to Society

I was bogged down in a store aisle sorting through Mother's Day cards and having absolutely no luck. It is another Mother's Day and I was having trouble selecting the perfect Mother's Day card. I am t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
0

Quote #2265

"My mother's love has always been a sustaining force for our family, and one of my greatest joys is seeing her integrity, her compassion, her intelligence reflected in my daughters." - Michelle Obama read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
420

One-Liner #1830

Motherhood taught me just how far I can let myself go and still be okay with it.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4990
2 min read

Progressive Motherhood

Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first: Your Clothes -1st baby: You begi... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2486

Circus Wife

A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected. The strong man asked him what he was going to do. The hu... read more..