2024 - Monthly Archive - Results from #420

06 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

273

Quote #2258

"I believe in Christ, like I believe in the sun - not because I can see it, but by it I can see everything else." - C. S. Lewis read more..

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4517

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I b... read more..

06 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2319

Contest

There once was a sweepstakes that offered a shopping center as first prize. The Supreme Court, however, ruled the contest illegal, since everyone knows you can't win a mall.... read more..

06 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3170

Retirement

My partner and I pulled our police cruiser up behind a car stopped on the shoulder of the highway. We got out and asked the driver if we could help. No, he replied, there was no trouble; he had just ... read more..

03 Apr

Susan Page

436

It's All Good

- photo by Susan PageThe word “good” is used a lot in our day-to-day conversation. We might say, “have a good day” or “good-night” or “have a good time” or “good-bye.” There are slang expressions like read more..

03 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

296

One-Liner #1822

If you're ugly and sad, buy a fishing boat and just be ugly.... read more..

03 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

259

Quote #2257

"The most important Christians are not the ones who preach great sermons and write great books, but the ones who pray, and pray, and pray some more, sharing the quiet but effective victory of Jesus ov read more..

31 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

245

Cybersalt News - March 31, 2024

Resurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is risen! Susan and I pray the God will bless you and yours on this day when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. He died to pay the price of our... read more..

30 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

519

Dancing the Critter Bug Shuffle

I must confess that I do have a liking for critters of all kinds. I enjoy feeding them out on the back porch, and boy, do they come hungry for their treats. Two cats born in our garage are still hang... read more..

30 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

291

Quote #2256

"The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies." - Kate McGahan read more..

30 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3465

Missionary Mimicking

A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches,... read more..

30 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2267

Confiscation 1

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.... read more..

30 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1848

Dying

The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Emma raised her hand and said, "I thi... read more..

30 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

386

One-Liner #1821

Easter egg hunts are proof that your children really can find things without Mom's help.... read more..

28 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

245

Cybersalt News - March 28, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had a major win at work this week! There was something I needed to learn to do in order to get one web server to transfer 500 gigabytes of files to another web server, wi... read more..

Country Comedy: Kenny's Donkey Raffle Success Story 🤣🌾

27 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3892

Country Comedy: Kenny's Donkey Raffle Success Story 🤣🌾

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry ... read more..

27 Mar

Susan Page

565

Grace

- photo by Susan PageI have always loved the word grace. It sounds so, well … graceful. It reminds me of the pure white swans that I love to photograph. The word is elegant, as is the swan. Grace, G read more..

27 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

338

Quote #2255

"Who believes what we've heard and seen? Who would have thought God's saving power would look like this?" - Isaiah read more..

27 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

322

One-Liner #1820

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people's phone numbers is doing now.... read more..

27 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4875

Definitions

ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS:The o... read more..

27 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3823

Circus Attack

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a circus? Go for the juggler!... read more..

27 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1784

Child Safety

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be ex... read more..

24 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

268

Cybersalt News - March 24, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am many months into my new habit of tidying up my desk and putting everything away each night. I am so enjoying the extra energy that comes from not having the distracti... read more..

23 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

454

Ice Cream Solves a Lot of My Problems

Like everybody else, I face problems almost every day. Or maybe I should say, my problem faces me. Every Monday, when I get up, I say to myself, “How many problems will I have this week? How many wil... read more..

23 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

263

One-Liner #1819

“I worry about ridiculous things, you know, like how does a guy who drives a snowplow get to work in the morning… that can keep me awake for days.” - Billy Connolly... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4375

Men, Dogs, Women

1. How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed.Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.Both are threatened by their own kind.Both are bad at asking you questi read more..

23 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2377

Color Dreams

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.... read more..

23 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1701

Christian Living

Little Rodney, 4 years old, walked down the beach, and as he did, he spied a matronly woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked, "Are you a Christian?" "Yes." sh... read more..

23 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

292

Quote #2254

"But everyone who lined the streets had a different reason for waving those palms. Some were political activists; they’d heard Jesus had supernatural power, and they wanted him to use it to free read more..

21 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

285

Cybersalt News - March 21, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to spring or autumn, depending on your hemisphere! Calm has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters following a two night, March break sleepover by two of our... read more..