2024 - Monthly Archive - Results from #480

07 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

290

Cybersalt News - March 7, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm off to the dentist today to get my teeth cleaned and to be reminded that I should remember to brush behind my front teeth as well! I do pretty well with brushing and fl... read more..

06 Mar

Susan Page

423

Easter Pause

- photo by Susan PageEaster is a time when we stop and reflect on the gift of eternal life through the sacrifice of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. The Good News of the cross has the power to tran read more..

06 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

317

Quote #2249

“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.” ― Charles Dickens, Great Expectations... read more..

06 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

268

One-Liner #1814

Sometimes you might feel like no one's there for you, but you know who's always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4694

Farmer Joe & Bessie

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questio... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6316

Communist Pun

Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.... read more..

06 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1724

Generations

Windsor Castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourists was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane ... read more..

03 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

286

Cybersalt News - March 3, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Things were already pretty crazy workwise and on top of that I help a friend move. The move itself wasn't that bad because... read more..

Making Decisions is the Hardest Part of My Life

02 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

441

Making Decisions is the Hardest Part of My Life

If it were not for decisions, my life would be perfect. After all these years, I still wrestle with decision-making. I admit that I often don’t make good decisions. I'm not sure, so don't repeat this... read more..

28 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

328

Quote #2248

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.” ― Erma Bombeck... read more..

28 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

444

One-liner #1813

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.... read more..

28 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4088

Dog Rules

Basic Rules for Dogs Who Have a Yard To Protect NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in the driveway every morning for... read more..

28 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3298

Complaint Pun

A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded. "He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, ... read more..

28 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1730

Progress, Inventions, Rest

The bathtub was invented in 1850. The telephone was invented in 1875. This might not seem like much, but if you had lived back then, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without being both... read more..

The Key To Life Is Forgetting The Right Things

25 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

421

The Key To Life Is Forgetting The Right Things

The thing that has concerned me as I have aged was about forgetting things. How could I remember everything when I was crowding my brain with all kinds of new things? In this regard, there is no co... read more..

25 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

293

Cybersalt News - February 25, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today's video share is a beautiful acapella version of one of my favorite worship songs: Is He Worthy?Click Here to Watch Enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim&... read more..

24 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

339

Quote #2247

"What could we accomplish if we knew we could not fail?" - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..

24 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

314

Dying Comeback

Thanks to Walter McLauren for this pun. Once there was an opossum named Pogo, a philosophy enthusiast, particularly drawn to existentialism. He devoured works by Jean-Paul Sartre, the mind behind "Hu... read more..

24 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

302

One-Liner #1812

"I would not paint my house on a Sunday - not because I am in bondage, but because I am lazy." - Fred Schmidt read more..

24 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4772

Strange Exam Answers

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live read more..

24 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1767

Family Devotions Review

In our family devotions, we did a study on King Asa, out of 2 Chronicles. Later in the day, we were reviewing what we had learned. When asking my seven year-old what book in the Bible we find the sto... read more..

22 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

300

Cybersalt News - February 22, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is lots of news about the Cybersalt.org ministry website today. First of all, it's ugly! OK, that may not be news, but I was reminded of this fact while doing s... read more..

21 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3961

Diet Prayer

Lord, My soul is ripped with riotincited by my wicked diet."We Are What We Eat," said a wise old man!and, Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can. I want to rise on Judgment Day, that's plain!but at ... read more..

21 Feb

Susan Page

1262

Encouragement in Stereo

- photo by Susan PageEncouragement: giving hope or promise, to spur on ... to inspire with courage .. the raising of one’s confidence ... instilling life, energy, courage or vigour. Did you ever read more..

21 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5999

Vulgar Parrot

So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the gu... read more..

21 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

34076

Color Pun

Teacher asked her kindergarten children to put the colors green, pink and yellow in a sentence. Jenny said her Grandmother has green, pink, and yellow colors in her garden. Jeffrey said that there a... read more..

21 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1934

The Facts of Life

When my granddaughter, Ann, was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy. I was not aware ... read more..

21 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

402

One-Liner #1811

It's been a strange day ... first I found a hat full of money; then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.... read more..

21 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

306

Quote #2246

"No one ever said life was fair. Just eventful." - Carol Burnett read more..

18 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

627

I’m Not Diabetic But I Am a Sweet Guy

Lately, I've been very tired, which has nothing at all to do with my age. Rather, it has everything to do with all these spam calls I get every day. It seems most spam calls come during lunchtime whe... read more..