2024 - Monthly Archive - Results from #510

18 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

296

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Cybersalt World Headquarters is going to be a noisy place today as Grandma Cybersalt and I, our 3 kids, their 3 spouses, and all 6 grandchildren are under one roof. That's... read more..

17 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

340

Quote #2245

"The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make read more..

17 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

521

One-Liner #1810

My stomach is flat ... but the "L" is silent.... read more..

15 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2760

Church Buses

Our local Catholic church has plans start a ministry similar to that used successfully by so many protestant churches. They'll be bringing their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it ... read more..

15 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3099

Vice President of Peas

Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for, and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told ... read more..

15 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2404

Start With Yourself

The following words were written on the tomb of an Anglican bishop in the crypts of Westminster Abbey: When I was young and free and my imagination had no limits, I dreamed of changing the world. As ... read more..

15 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

314

Cybersalt News - February 15, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Linda Street-Ely. I was a treat to meet Linda in a Zoom call last week. You should check out her website at www.paperairplanepublishing... read more..

14 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

325

Quote #2244

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman read more..

14 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

326

One-Liner #1809

How come when I buy one loaf of bread it's gone in two days, but when I buy two all of a sudden no one eats bread anymore?... read more..

14 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3379

Baby Help

Nancy's nephew was 4 when she was pregnant with her first kid. She allowed him to place his hand on her belly and feel the baby kick. His little face scrunched and said, "How does the baby get out of... read more..

14 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2450

Cheese

There's nothing grate about sliced cheese.... read more..

Self Control, The Tongue, Speaking, Gossip

14 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1757

Self Control, The Tongue, Speaking, Gossip

If your lips you'd keep from slips, Five things observe with care, To whom you speak, of whom you speak, and how and when and where.... read more..

11 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

298

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! If you like eights, I know you are enjoying today's episode number! It has been a while since I've added a new contributor to the Cybersalt Digest, so I am looking forwar... read more..

O Energy, O Energy, Wherefore Art Thou O Energy

10 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

546

O Energy, O Energy, Wherefore Art Thou O Energy

Since I have reached a certain age, I cannot reveal that age; my energy seems limited. I don't have the energy I once had. Where it has gone, I have yet to discover. I once inquired of The Gracious M... read more..

10 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

339

One-Liner #1808

On a scale of one to 10, I'd give you a nine - and I'm the one you need!... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4450

Aluminum Man

There is a new superhero in town - Aluminum Man. He runs around foiling crime.... read more..

10 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

374

Quote #2243

"Between what is said and not meant, and what is meant and not said, most of love is lost." - Khalil Gibran read more..

10 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3172

Animal Superbowl

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half time, the coach made a passiona... read more..

10 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1779

Romance, Youth, Technology

Some teachers at state universities get to know our students fairly well. One instructor told his communications class of his plans to propose marriage. A student spoke up and said that he had recent... read more..

08 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3347

In Flight Announcement

A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his announcements over the intercom. "Ladies and gentleman, this... read more..

08 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

299

Cybersalt News - February 8, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On my quest to have a zero inbox, I am happy to report that I have managed to get if back down to under 500 emails. Sometimes just keeping on trying is progress in life! T... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3266

Candidate Pun

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. "More on candidates at 10pm," he said. My ten-year-old son looked at me in disbelief. "I didn't know t... read more..

07 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1769

Advice, Arrogance

A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. "So who did you see before coming to me?" asked the doctor. The patient answered, "My local General Practitioner." "Y... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3633

Bob's Lesson

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautifu... read more..

07 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

500

One-Liner #1807

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn and now we wait.... read more..

07 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

329

Quote #2242

Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin that will prevent bears from breaking into it: "There is considerable overlap between the intell... read more..

04 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

301

Cybersalt News - February 4, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! I forgot to report, last Chicken Thursday, about how my birthday gift went over with Grandma Cybersalt. I bought her a guitar and she was very happy to receive it. On the ... read more..

03 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

680

The Cookie Monster Has Returned

Sitting in my office working on some projects, I was suddenly surrounded by a familiar aroma. This surprised me because I had no idea what was happening. That aroma was familiar, but I couldn't ident... read more..