Monthly Archive

2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 684 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

15 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

421

Cybersalt News - February 15, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Linda Street-Ely. I was a treat to meet Linda in a Zoom call last week. You should check out her website at www.paperairplanepublishing... read more..

14 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

454

Quote #2244

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman read more..

14 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

434

One-Liner #1809

How come when I buy one loaf of bread it's gone in two days, but when I buy two all of a sudden no one eats bread anymore?... read more..

14 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3532

Baby Help

Nancy's nephew was 4 when she was pregnant with her first kid. She allowed him to place his hand on her belly and feel the baby kick. His little face scrunched and said, "How does the baby get out of... read more..

14 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2556

Cheese

There's nothing grate about sliced cheese.... read more..

Self Control, The Tongue, Speaking, Gossip

14 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1878

Self Control, The Tongue, Speaking, Gossip

If your lips you'd keep from slips, Five things observe with care, To whom you speak, of whom you speak, and how and when and where.... read more..

11 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

406

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! If you like eights, I know you are enjoying today's episode number! It has been a while since I've added a new contributor to the Cybersalt Digest, so I am looking forwar... read more..

O Energy, O Energy, Wherefore Art Thou O Energy

10 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

703

4 min read

O Energy, O Energy, Wherefore Art Thou O Energy

Since I have reached a certain age, I cannot reveal that age; my energy seems limited. I don't have the energy I once had. Where it has gone, I have yet to discover. I once inquired of The Gracious M... read more..

10 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

473

One-Liner #1808

On a scale of one to 10, I'd give you a nine - and I'm the one you need!... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4572

Aluminum Man

There is a new superhero in town - Aluminum Man. He runs around foiling crime.... read more..

10 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

492

Quote #2243

"Between what is said and not meant, and what is meant and not said, most of love is lost." - Khalil Gibran read more..

10 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3317

Animal Superbowl

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half time, the coach made a passiona... read more..

10 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1903

Romance, Youth, Technology

Some teachers at state universities get to know our students fairly well. One instructor told his communications class of his plans to propose marriage. A student spoke up and said that he had recent... read more..

08 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3503

In Flight Announcement

A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his announcements over the intercom. "Ladies and gentleman, this... read more..

08 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

409

Cybersalt News - February 8, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On my quest to have a zero inbox, I am happy to report that I have managed to get if back down to under 500 emails. Sometimes just keeping on trying is progress in life! T... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3381

Candidate Pun

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. "More on candidates at 10pm," he said. My ten-year-old son looked at me in disbelief. "I didn't know t... read more..

07 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1900

Advice, Arrogance

A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. "So who did you see before coming to me?" asked the doctor. The patient answered, "My local General Practitioner." "Y... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3765

Bob's Lesson

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautifu... read more..

07 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

629

One-Liner #1807

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn and now we wait.... read more..

07 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

443

Quote #2242

Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin that will prevent bears from breaking into it: "There is considerable overlap between the intell... read more..

04 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

404

Cybersalt News - February 4, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! I forgot to report, last Chicken Thursday, about how my birthday gift went over with Grandma Cybersalt. I bought her a guitar and she was very happy to receive it. On the ... read more..

03 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

838

4 min read

The Cookie Monster Has Returned

Sitting in my office working on some projects, I was suddenly surrounded by a familiar aroma. This surprised me because I had no idea what was happening. That aroma was familiar, but I couldn't ident... read more..

03 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

430

One-Liner #1806

The most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes.... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7567

Circle Pun

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?... read more..

03 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1892

Big City Worry

A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security. The first night we placed a chair against the do... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3239

Navy Shots

While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy, every so often, you got umpteen shots, whether you needed them or not. The carrier pilot in front of me as we passed thru the line aske... read more..

03 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

545

Quote #2241

"Always clap for your friends, even if their dreams come true before yours." - Shehzad Ahmad read more..

01 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

448

Cybersalt News - February 1, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you have a website that sends out a newsletter it's important for you to know that as of today, Google and Yahoo will reject email from domains which do not have a ... read more..

31 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3050

Cards You Will Never See From Hallmark

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. A read more..

31 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

512

Quote #2240

"May we think of freedom not as the right to do as we please, but the opportunity to do what is right." - Peter Marshall read more..

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