2024 - Monthly Archive - Results from #630

20 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

703

My Oh My What a Nice Slice of Pie

Whenever things go better than you can imagine, it is always a red flag to pay attention because something is wrong. I don’t always catch it, and I have paid the price. One day this past week, The Gr... read more..

20 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

365

Quote #2237

"Shame dies when stories are told in safe places." - Ann Voskamp read more..

20 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

403

One-Liner #1802

People write "congrats" because they can't spell congrajlashins.... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2959

Ten for Sure

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke fro... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4151

Clinic Sign

From a sign at the blood donor clinic: "Sorry to needle you. We need your blood."... read more..

20 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1810

Testimony

The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while. The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?" "No, I'm just waiting." "Waiting for what?" "Waiti... read more..

18 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

340

Cybersalt News - January 18, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We got enough snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday for me to go out and do some shoveling. If you live anywhere that gets enough snow to shovel, you will know the... read more..

17 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7403

Southern Hospitality

A very gentle southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to jump. She stopped her car, rolled ... read more..

17 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

368

Quote #2236

"Pay attention to your patterns. The way you learned to survive may not be the way you want to continue to live. Heal and shift." - Dr. Thema Bryant-Davis read more..

17 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

346

One-Liner #1801

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2402

Bug Pun 1

Read a fascinating book I just got from the Discovery Channel. "Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Centipedes". It's good reading, but about 60% of the book is footnotes.... read more..

17 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1874

People and Mistakes

People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes. People who do less work... make less mistakes. People who do no work... make no mistakes. People who make no mistakes... get promoted. That's w... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4245

Age Hat

In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger." "Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every ti... read more..

14 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

337

Cybersalt News - January 14, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Wow, is it every cold at Cybersalt World Headquarters! My dad has a saying for how cold it is, but like a lot of sayings that dad's have. I can't print it here, lol, but t... read more..

13 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

646

A Banana Split on My Mind

I must confess I heavily lean towards being a workaholic; I just love working and keeping myself busy. Years ago, I discovered that the busier I am, the less liable I am to get into trouble. No matte... read more..

13 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

364

Quote #2235

"Holy joy lies in the habit of murmuring thanks to God for the smallest of graces." - Ann Voskamp read more..

13 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

359

One-Liner #1800

My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

13 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3428

Miracle Toddler Diet

Losing weight is the number one New Year's Resolution. The problem is, hardly anything works. Well, I found this one diet that will absolutely shed the pounds. Read it and see if you don't agree. I... read more..

13 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2351

Bridge Club

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Saturday.... read more..

13 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1898

Dead Cat

A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tri... read more..

11 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

350

Cybersalt News - January 11, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like winter is actually going to make an appearance at Cybersalt World Headquarters this year (as in this winter.) The forecast is a stormy and chilly one, with th... read more..

10 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

434

Romantic Wife

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking se... read more..

10 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

570

Quote #2234

The Work of Christmas When the song of the angels is stilled, When the star in the sky is gone, When the kings and princes are home, When the shepherds are back with their flock, The work of Christm... read more..

10 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

632

What’s New About A New Year?

On New Year’s Eve, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were celebrating in our living room with some hot apple cider. We wanted to end the year together. At our age, with so many children, g... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8628

Top Tips for Cheapskates

~ Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. ~ When reading a book, try tearing out the pages as you read them. Th... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3882

Cafeteria Pun

At the hospital where I work, the quality of meals offered in the employees' cafeteria is a true source of aggravation. Once I watched two young surgeons approach the serving line. After reading the... read more..

10 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1835

Finger Pointing

Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up: "Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!"... read more..

10 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

369

One-Liner #1799

I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

07 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

347

Cybersalt News - January 7, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday because we were too busy to put a digest together while entertaining our guests from India. Chetan Madaan is a friend I made onl... read more..

06 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

380

Quote #2233

A man's greatest care should be for that place where he dwells longest; therefore eternity should be in his scope! - Thomas Manton... read more..