2024 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

02 Oct

Susan Page

202

Will You Be My Neighbour?

- photo by Susan PageAre you thankful for the relationships you share with your neighbours? I want to share how God has expanded my vision, changing my heart and attitude toward loving my neighbour. read more..

02 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

81

One-Liner #1863

When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.... read more..

02 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

71

Quote #2298

"If you do not make time for your wellness, you will be forced to make time for your illness." - Unknown read more..

02 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

84

Cybersalt News - October 2, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, Grandma Cybersalt is at her conference and I am spending time with my parents. Mom, who is in the early stages of some type of dementia, said she was holding on to s... read more..

01 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5080

Men and Women

Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and... read more..

01 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1878

Strange Dreams

A man went into his psychiatrist's office and said: "Doc, you've got to help me. Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night I dreamed I was a Ferrari. "Another night I dreame... read more..

01 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1621

Math Ticket

Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as a result was pulled over by the highway patrol. The state trooper noticed that my shirt had the name of a local high school on it. "I teach math there,"... read more..

29 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

88

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a good trip. Today we took (and watched) our 11 year old grandson to his football practice and game and then we went to a huge farmer's ... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2878

Division of Brick Labor

At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his workmen. "Patty," he asked casually, "didn't you once tell me that you had a brother who was a bishop?" "That... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1949

Coupon Heaven

While handing a 25 cent-off coupon to the supermarket clerk at the checkout counter a woman inadvertently missed her hand, and the coupon slipped beneath the scale and was gone. The checker looked di... read more..

Coveting, Materialism, Investment Reality

28 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1595

Coveting, Materialism, Investment Reality

Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possib... read more..

28 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

78

Quote #2297

"God is always doing 10,000 things in your life, and you may be aware of three of them." - John Piper read more..

28 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

81

One-Liner #1862

It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.... read more..

28 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

227

So What If I’m Crazy?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her wonderful husband celebrate 53 years of marital bliss this year. What an accomplishment. It doesn’t seem possible that we have been married 53 years. Af... read more..

26 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

89

Cybersalt News - September 26, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are on another trip. She is attending a conference for her refugee sponsorship work and we are working in family visits before and after (and me dur... read more..

Mind Reading Lessons: A Hilarious Fair Encounter 🎡

25 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

8041

Mind Reading Lessons: A Hilarious Fair Encounter 🎡

One day a young man was visiting the fair, over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader! Apply within." So the young man thought t... read more..

25 Sep

Susan Page

215

Stay Salty ... Shine Bright

While researching the topic of salt, one article suggested that there are more than 14,000 uses for this common ingredient! Who knew?? The most common use that comes to mind is that of table salt. Ho... read more..

25 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

105

Quote #2296

"The tone with which you begin a conflict is one of the most important predictors of the outcome. Begin softly and lovingly. You'll end up in a better place." - Henry Cloud read more..

25 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

86

One-Liner #1861

Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3420

ESP Banking

Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would only look at it after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape. Only then would he lend his ... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1890

Chicken Preparation

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." read more..

25 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1660

Marriage, Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The hus... read more..

22 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

91

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to Fall or spring, depending on your hemisphere! Today's video share shows what you can do with a guitar, 4 hands, and two people with talent!Click here to wa... read more..

21 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

76

One-Liner #1860

When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.... read more..

21 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

250

And That’s the Way it Was

I've lived long enough to realize that things usually go their own way. I may want something to go one way, but eventually, it all boils down to going the other way. That is no more true than when Th... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4422

Old Dodge

A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down. He was parked on the side of the road trying fix it, when a Jaguar pulled up in front of him and offered to help. ... read more..

21 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1770

Minister on a Mission 🚗

Did you hear about the minister who visited different car lots every day in fulfillment to the Great Commission? He was looking for convertibles!... read more..

21 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1600

Housekeeping

My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was awa... read more..

21 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

88

Quote #2295

"The best portion of a good man's life is his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love." - William Wordsworth read more..

19 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

86

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you have ever noticed that the full width images in the Cybersalt Digest are a little off center (by 10 pixels.) I recently tried to fix that - and thought ... read more..