Monthly Archive

2024
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 684 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2184

In-Law Letter

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that? She's on vacation on the other side of the world!" the man said. "I know. But ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4844

Better by Train

A large two-engine train was crossing America.  After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down.  "No problem," the engineer thought and carried on at half power.  Fart... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
181

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. A few weeks ago I noticed the wheels on our car were spinning sliding when we were on wet roads. When I looked at our tires I noticed the rubber was getting pretty hard an... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
178

Quote #2309

“It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.” - Garrison Keillor... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
179

One-Liner #1874

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes; that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
180

Laugh Your Sums Off ➕😂

A few puns make me numb, but math puns make me number.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2230
2 min read

Pao, Senhor?

He couldn't have been over six years old.  Dirty face, barefooted, torn T-shirt, matted hair.  He wasn't too different from the other hundred thousand or so street orphans that roam Rio de J... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4791
2 min read

Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

(From the Archives back in 1999) 1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 2) The outreach committee has enlisted read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
399
4 min read

I Sure Miss Being a Spoiled Brat

After my last doctor's visit, I went to the Publix pharmacy to pick up new medicine. Doctors have a pill for every problem in the world—if only they all worked. I was early at the store, and my medic... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
167

Cybersalt News - November 14, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Storm season has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters. We have being getting hit from all directions. It's working out well for Grandma Cybersalt because each time we h... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3239

Why You Should Avoid the Hard Rock Cafe: A Funny Warning

Hey all, I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier to day and it is something I felt I ought to share. I am sure that like minded people... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
231
3 min read

Not Yet Paradise

- photo by Susan PageA few days before an election that captured world attention, I was visiting a local botanical garden. After strolling through the spectacular outdoor gardens, I wandered into the read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
186

Quote #2308

Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich. - Unknown... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
185

One-Liner #1873

Learning English: Before was was was, was was is.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
181

Parting Ways with Style

My balding friend bought a new wig before moving away. So got him a comb ... as a parting gift.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4966
2 min read

Funny Answering Machines

"Hi!  John's answering machine is broken.  This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets." "Greetings, you have reached read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
183

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. My friend, Dr. Mark Wagner, turned 65 yesterday. My friend, Dr. Harold McNabb, turned 77 earlier this year. I've always known that as I aged I would probably be seeing phy... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
360
2 min read

The Ambulance Down in the Valley

‘Twas a dangerous cliff, as they freely confessed,Though to walk near its crest was so pleasant;But over its terrible edge there had slippedA duke and full many a peasant.So the people said something ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
252

Quote #2307

"If you can't see the sun you will be impressed with a street light. If you've never felt thunder and lightning you'll be impressed with fireworks. And if you turn your back on the greatness and majes read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
197

One-Liner #1872

I run like the winded.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7549

Egotistical Encounter

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7575

The Head Hog

The secretary picked up the phone and heard a very "countryfied" voice on the other end saying; "I want to talk to the head hog at the trough!" Puzzled, the secretary said, "Excuse me sir?" He repea... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2418

One Hundred Dollars from God

A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
289
4 min read

As If I Didn’t Already Know

I've been accused of many things throughout my life, but never having a great memory. It's not that I don't try to remember things; I can't remember things I'm supposed to remember. It has nothing to... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
140
2 min read

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On Friday, Nov. 1, 2024, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) released their 2025 Medicare Physician Fee Schedule and Quality Payment Program final rule. The AAFP released this stateme... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
202

Cybersalt News - November 7, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The security camera at Cybersalt World Headquarters keeps alerting me that it has detected a human, but in reality it is misidentifying a spider who is persistently buildin... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3213

Laughing from the Grave: A Millionaire's Unique Will

A millionaire informed his attorney, "I want a stipulation in my will that my wife is to inherit everything, but ONLY if she remarries within six months of my death." "Why such an odd stipulation?" a... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
239
3 min read

The Big One

- photo by Susan PageIf we live long enough, we will all experience the big one, and I am not referring to a natural disaster. Whatever we decide the big one is … 40, 50, 60 or more, these milestone read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
180

Quote #2306

"It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else." - Erma Bombeck read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
201

One-Liner #1871

I finally got eight hours of sleep; it took me three days, but whatever.... read more..