Monthly Archive

January 2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 61 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
14

Cybersalt News - January 26, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I received a very interesting letter in the mail this week from the federal government. They contacted me to let me know that I could start to collect my Canada Pension Pl... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
15

Quote #2329

"Religion is at its best when it makes us ask hard questions of ourselves. It is at its worst when it deludes us into thinking we have all the answers for everybody else." - Archibald Macleish read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
17

The Cheesy Showdown!

Medieval Knight 1: "Why are you attacking me with that block of cheddar?" Medieval Knight 2: "It's extra sharp."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1942

Cheaper Insurance

Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, my brother was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased my dad, "the prem... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
16

One-Liner #1894

Yesterday a friend gave me a plant and said that on the day it blooms, I'll meet my soulmate. Today it was eaten by my cat.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work

(17) There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up". (16) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. (15) The light at the end of the read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
125
4 min read

Ugly is as Ugly Sees

I was drinking a cup of coffee in the middle of the shopping mall. I don’t like going to shopping malls, but The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage sent me to get a new dress shirt for Sundays. I tol... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
17

Cybersalt News - January 23, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, that was a day that left me too tired to type any news! Today's video share features some pretty fun wordplay - in either direction!Click Here to Watch ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Saving Lives with Physics: The Professor's Secret Weapon!

As a premed student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.   A student rudely... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
26

One-Liner #1893

Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs. Follow me for more financial freedom advice!... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
108
3 min read

He Has Shown Us

- photo by Susan PageYears ago, when I worked in a Christian Bookstore, a title often asked for was How Shall We Then Live, written by Francis A. Schaeffer. Schaeffer was considered one of the foremos read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
15

Quote #2328

Positions are temporary. Ranks and titles are limited. But the way you treat people will always be remembered. - Unknown... read more..

Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
72

How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors

It’s not rocket surgery. First, get all your ducks on the same page. After all, you can’t make an omelette without breaking stride. Be sure to watch what you writewith a fine-tuned comb.Check and re-... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
28

Engaging English Lessons for Kids in Mexico 📚

English teacher in Mexico: “Hi kids! Today we will learn a new word: wheelchair. Does anyone want to do a sentence with that word?” Gabriele: “I ordered a taco but my friend Juan didn’t have any mon... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Time, Marriage, Friends, Gifts

Five years after my wife, Brigid, and I were married, we received our final wedding gift -- an ice-cream maker. In an attempt to cover procrastination with humor, the friend who sent it included a no... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
33

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! My efforts to get to a zero inbox have bogged down. I've hit some emails that require a bunch of work to clear and so as I handle those my total number has risen. I am at ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
188

Quote #2327

It's easy to judge. It's more difficult to understand. Understanding requires compassion, patience, and a willingness to believe that good hearts sometimes choose poor methods. Through judgi... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
45

One-Liner #1892

Imagine a cereal so bad that 2 scoops of raisins made it better.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
43

Iron's Ironic Twist! 🌟

The adjective for metal is metallic. But not so for iron, which is ironic.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2088

A Priceless Gift

Friendship is a priceless giftThat can't be bought or sold,But its value is far greaterThan a mountain made of gold. For gold is cold and lifeless,It cannot see nor hear,And in your times of trouble,... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
26068
2 min read

Spiritual Gifts

During the French Revolution, there were three Christians who were sentenced to die by the guillotine.  One Christian had the gift of faith, the other had the gift of prophecy, the other had the... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
32
4 min read

And Then it All Came to an End

Time has a way of getting ahead of me. Just when I think I’ve caught up, I find out I was wrong. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were sitting down, relaxing after a wonderful Christmas a... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
158
4 min read

I’m Not Old - Just Young Challenged

Most people are fascinated by their age as if it makes any difference in their lives. Some people are very intimidated by getting older and struggle against it.  When I was young, I couldn't wai... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
51

Cybersalt News - January 16, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my New Year's resolutions was to throw out one thing a day and I happy to report that after two weeks, I am on track! I am interested to see if I run out of things t... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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When Your Phone Call Turns into a Circus 🎪

A woman was at home with her kids when her cell phone buzzed with an incoming call. As she grabbed it and swiped to answer, she tripped on the charging cable, stumbled, and dropped her phone. The pho... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
36

Quote #2326

"Even the greatest was once a beginner. Don’t be afraid to take that first step." - Muhammad Ali read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
37

One-Liner #1891

Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
41

OT BBQ

Q: What Assyrian king had descendants who actually came to the United States and were able to establish a successful chain of barbecue restaurants? A: Sennacherib... read more..

Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
164
2 min read

Rediscover Obsolete Expressions: Heavens to Mergatroyd!

Mergatroyd ? Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word, Mergatroyd? Heavens to Mergatroyd! The other day a not so elderly (maybe 75 years old) lady sa... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Rough Boys

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few momen... read more..

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