Monthly Archive

February 2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 58 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
5

Clint the Termite🪵🦗

I just got myself a pet termite and named him Clint. Clint Eats Wood.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2727

Reasonable Doubt

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convi... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
3
2 min read

An Unexpected Blessing

- photo by Susan PageI have never been a person who particularly enjoys winter. I need to dig deep to find any appreciation for the season. These negative feelings about winter seem to intensify as I read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
4

One-Liner #1903

I am now "take a picture of labels with my phone so I can blow it up bigger and read it" years old.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
0

Quote #2338

Do It Anyway People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Be kind anyway. If you are success... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
14051

Country Boys

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse.  They crept up from an advantageous direction like a cou... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
146

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Though you will read this news on Sunday, I am typing it on Saturday night as I usually do to get the mailing lined up to go out later while I am sleeping. This week, howe... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
33

Quote #2337

"Do what makes you happy, because when you die, your job will be posted before your obituary." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
50

One-Liner #1902

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3078

Mistaken Identity

 A true story from Pastor Tim... One year, at the annual summer day camp Westside Bible Church runs, we had a set of identical twin brothers enrolled. They were 6 years old and very, very identi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11755
2 min read

Vicar's Surprise

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you." The vicar accepted the of... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
73

Antsy Antics

Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
222
4 min read

How Old is Considered Too Old?

One of my grandchildren asked me quite a penetrating question this week. Everybody knows how perceptive these little people are, especially when they are around big people. I am all for questions and ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
166

Cybersalt News - February 20, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We are back to warm (for us), wet weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. While not everyone's cup of tea, the rain is a beautiful friend to those of us who don't lik... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3436

Hearing Aids on a Budget: Morris's Hilarious Quest

Morris had long suspected that his hearing wasn't quite what it used to be. Friends often had to repeat themselves, and he found himself nodding along to conversations he could barely follow. It was t... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
105
4 min read

A Good and Beautiful Community

- photo by Susan PageI love the account of the early Church community recorded in Acts 2: “When the day of Pentecost arrived, they were all together in one place. They devoted themselves to the apostl read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
35

One-Liner #1901

I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twenty seven.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
37

Quote #2336

"For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" ~John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley: In Search of America, 1961 read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4605
2 min read

The Points System

For all of us guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
80

Toasting to Long Life & Sweet Treats! 🥂🍯

"May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." - An Irish Toast. "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup." - A French toast. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
111

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! This September 28th will be 27 years since I started the CyberSalt Digest. Over the years, the digest has led to so many fun, interesting, and blessed interactions with su... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2653

Someone Else's Obituary

Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. Else has been with us for ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
343
4 min read

I’m Not Old - Just Young Challenged

Most people are fascinated by their age as if it makes any difference in their lives. Some people are very intimidated by getting older and struggle against it.  When I was young, I couldn't wai... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
52

Quote #2335

"While it's impossible to trace the pinball path of a single prayer, our prayers somehow exit our four dimensions of space-time in order to get to the God who exists outside of the four space-time dim read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
59

One-Liner #1900

I am often mistaken for an adult because of my age.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2974

Landing Check

I was inspecting communications facilities in Alaska. Since I had little experience in flying in small planes, I was nervous when we approached a landing strip in a snow-covered area. The pilot descen... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
66

Surviving in Style: The Art of Bare Minimum

"Do just enough to get by." - Mediocretes read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4402

Hit-and-Run Hilarity: When Laughter is the Best Identifier

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.  "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop. "The car hit you from behind,"... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
163

Cybersalt News - February 13, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I was at a Chamber of Commerce meeting last evening. There was a random draw for all in attendance, the prize being a brand new washer and dryer combo. My ticket was 7 away... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
116
3 min read

Golden Opportunities

- photo by Susan PageWhat golden opportunities pass by each day without us even being aware? I’m not talking about a beautiful golden sunrise, though I appreciate those. I’m referring to the golden mo read more..

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