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February 2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 52 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Bun Warmers 😎
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
68

Bun Warmers 😎

They call them heated seats because rear defroster was already taken.... read more..
Quote #2333
Quotes
Susan Davis
48

Quote #2333

Being a parent is like jumping out of a plane with a bunch of people who can't open their own chutes. So you fly around doing it for them. Then you hit the ground. But you don't die. You haul yours... read more..
Nothing is More Satisfying than Doing Nothing
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
202
4 min read

Nothing is More Satisfying than Doing Nothing

We were facing a very severe hurricane, and everything was being shut down. The hurricane was to hit us on a Wednesday night. Because we were in the center of where that hurricane was supposed to co... read more..
One-Liner #1898
One-liners
Susan Davis
78

One-Liner #1898

I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up ... I shut up and subtitles come out my face. ... read more..
Cake Lesson
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2074

Cake Lesson

A little boy is telling his Grandma how "everything" is going wrong: School, family problems, health problems, etc. Meanwhile, Grandma is baking a cake. She asks her grandson if he would like a snack... read more..
Interesting Thoughts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4144
2 min read

Interesting Thoughts

Why do we say something is out of whack?  What is a whack? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what h... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 6, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
61

Cybersalt News - February 6, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We've had snow in the air (or on the ground) at Cybersalt World Headquarters since Saturday night. It's always nice for a snowy change of scenery in the neighbourhood, but ... read more..
Bear Sermons: When Preaching Gets Grizzly 🐻
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3710
2 min read

Bear Sermons: When Preaching Gets Grizzly 🐻

A priest, a rabbi, and a Pentecostal preacher all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They often met two or three times a week for coffee, sharing stories... read more..
Speeding Juggler
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5643

Speeding Juggler

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.  As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a ... read more..
Quote #2332
Quotes
Susan Davis
49

Quote #2332

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option." - Mark Twain read more..
A Killer Party this Saturday! 🎉
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
67

A Killer Party this Saturday! 🎉

Autopsy Club - Party here this Saturday! Open Mike night!... read more..
Mental Victories
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2320

Mental Victories

A newly deputized police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds.  What's more he boaste... read more..
One-Liner #1897
One-liners
Susan Davis
76

One-Liner #1897

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right ... We do have food at home.... read more..
I Wonder ... Who is at Fault?
Susan Page
Susan Page
134
3 min read

I Wonder ... Who is at Fault?

- photo by Susan PageMy word choice for 2025 is … Wonder. This word speaks to me in diverse ways. I love the wonder of creation. The fact that God knows every hair on our heads is a wonder! The word read more..
Cybersalt News - February 2, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
36

Cybersalt News - February 2, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! It snowed at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, for the first time since the middle of January 2024. To celebrate and enjoy, I have changed our front garden LED light... read more..
The Washington DC Metro Station Social Experiment
Illustrations
Susan Davis
293
2 min read

The Washington DC Metro Station Social Experiment

“In Washington DC, at a Metro Station, on a cold January morning in 2007, a man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, approximately 2000 people went through the ... read more..
Quote #2331
Quotes
Susan Davis
74

Quote #2331

"The colour of springtime is in the flower. The colour of winter is in the imagination." - Ward Elliot Hour read more..
Did I Really Say That?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
280
4 min read

Did I Really Say That?

I was working on my computer when The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage walked in and said, "Are you ready to go?" She caught me by surprise. I looked up from my computer and, staring at her, said, ... read more..
One-Liner #1896
One-liners
Susan Davis
75

One-Liner #1896

The secret to a clean kitchen is simple - Don't cook. Ever.... read more..
"Grace"ous Host
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4699

"Grace"ous Host

A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.  ... read more..
Ghandi Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
13303

Ghandi Pun

Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the soles of his feet became quite thick and hard. Being a very spiritual person, he ate very little, and often fasted.  As a result,... read more..
SIDNK
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1695

SIDNK

During the Air Force Academy's basic cadet training, the new cadets, known as doolies, go through a ten-day encampment outdoors. Prior to being served in the chow tent, they are required to do pullups... read more..
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