Monthly Archive

March 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
121

Cybersalt News - March 30 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. If you are feeling weary today it might be because you are near the end of a 31 day March. There is one more day to go - you can do it! Having been born in the 60s and a ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
78

Quote #2347

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
86

Walking Gone Wrong

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2297

Live Your Prayers

I knelt to pray when day was doneAnd prayed, "O Lord, bless everyone,Lift from each saddened heart the painAnd let the sick be well again." And then I woke another dayAnd carelessly went on my way,Th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3163

Happy Eggs

One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked kind of harassed. After I gave him my order, he ask... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
86

One-Liner #1912

My mom and dad had 6 photos of me from 1993 and I have 235 photos of my cat from 7 - 7:05 this morning.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
187
4 min read

It Was a Fool’s Game and I Lost

When it comes to games, I am not a good player. I lose more times than I win, and I can’t remember the last time I won. My paternal grandfather’s favorite holiday of the year was April Fools’ Day. He... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2943

Man's 2 AM Lecture: You Won't Believe Who's Lecturing! 🤣

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.  As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.  "What are you doing out here at 2 A... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
121

Cybersalt News - March 27, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We had thunder and lightning at Cybersalt World Headquarters, which only happens once every couple of years around here. So I took some time to just look out our front wind... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
140
3 min read

He Conquered the Grave ... Hallelujah!

- photo by Susan PageWalking along the lakeside path near my home, I looked down and saw a rock in the shape of a heart. Beside it lay a couple of twigs which I fashioned into a cross. It brought tear read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
73

Quote #2346

"It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they've been fooled." - Mark Twain read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2308
2 min read

What Does Your Horn Say?

Do you remember when the whole lower half of a car's steering wheel used to constitute the car's horn? A car horn that was half the size of the steering wheel made it so much easier and fun to find an... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
543

Gas Station Arrest

I stopped at the gas station to get a bottle of water. As I was pulling up, I noticed two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas. I saw her and thought, "Is this lady ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
78

One-Liner #1911

My son found my crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, "Is it because of your hair?" - so now I'm crying for two reasons.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5931
2 min read

B.O.O.K.

Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software: B.O.O.K. BOOK is a revolutionary technological breakthrough: no wires, no electric currents, no batteries.  Nothing to be connected o... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
241

Cybersalt News - March 23, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. Very soon I am going to have some big news for you about my email inbox - but not quite yet! Today's video share is a testimony from George Foreman, the famous boxer, pre... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
97

One-Liner #1910

The only squat I'm doin' is Diddly!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1828

Train Good News

A large, two-engined train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. "No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3043

Kissing Son

I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and his girlfriend. It was in the middle of the dinner rush, and many customers were restless at the long wait, but... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
98

Royal Riddle

If the King sleeps on a king mattress and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Prince sleep? On an heir mattress.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
95

Quote #2345

It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance. - Thomas Sowell... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
171
4 min read

One Man’s Apple Fritter is Pure Delight

One thing I have learned in life is there are times when things do come together. For the last several months, I have been struggling to keep up with my schedule, and I was getting behind in some thi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
140

Cybersalt News - March 20, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to Spring or Autumn, depending on your hemisphere! As of last Sunday, Canada has a new Prime Minister. You may have heard that it is me, but it is not. I ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3731

Squirrels Gone Nuts in Texas Churches! ⛪️🐿️😂

There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian church, the Lutheran church and the Catholic church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
171
2 min read

In Love ... Forgive

- photo by Susan PageThe season of Lent is when we focus on Christ’s sacrifice on the cross. The cruelty that took place before and during His death is hard to contemplate, sometimes nearly impossible read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
121

Free Legless Parrot! 🌟

Am giving away a legless parrot for free. No perches necessary.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
97

One-Liner #1909

I got an email explaining how to read maps backwards. It was spam.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
102

Quote #2344

Even though you didn't make it to the end of my story, I will always have the corner folded down on your page ... because it was one of my favorites. - Unknown... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2255

Slanderous Statements

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But t... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5774

Lion Tamer

A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience and the man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous... read more..

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