Monthly Archive

March 2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 68 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

19 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5741

Lion Tamer

A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience and the man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous... read more..

16 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. Many of you know I've been attending Freedom Sessions at our church on Thursday nights. This past week, we wrapped up the 20th and final session, and I'm still processing ... read more..

15 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2343

"On particularly rough days, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100%, and that's pretty good." - Unknown read more..

15 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1908

Well, well, well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross when I came to it.... read more..

15 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

174

4 min read

I’ll Tell You When I’ve Had Enough

It was evening, and the day was just about over. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were chilling in the living room, watching TV. It is always lovely when the day ends, and you can relax. ... read more..

15 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2111

Lazarus, Come Out!

Our children's Sunday School classes were presenting their year-end program for the congregation - telling about the life of Jesus. When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one little boy said... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11665

2 min read

How to Give Your Cat a Pill

I. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty." Drop pill into its mouth. 2. Retri... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Microscope vs. Telescope 🌀

What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope.... read more..

13 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

100

Cybersalt News - March 13, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt was sick for a week, but she is over it now. I think I did pretty good taking care of her while she was under the weather: a testimony to all the things I... read more..

Nun Runs Amok! Doctor's Cure is Hilariously Unorthodox! 😂

12 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4151

Nun Runs Amok! Doctor's Cure is Hilariously Unorthodox! 😂

A nun stepped out of the doctor's office, saying her rosary rather loudly as she hurried down the hospital corridor. Another doctor witnessed this, and went to ask her doctor about it. "Hey, what ... read more..

12 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3246

Murphy's Laws on Computers

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it. - Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one. - You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all. - The likeli read more..

12 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1563

Helping the Lost

A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for b... read more..

12 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1907

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked her, "How small?" She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal."... read more..

12 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

465

Quote #2342

"In adversity we tend to doubt God's fatherly care, but in prosperity we tend to forget it. If we are to trust God, we must acknowledge our dependence upon him at all times, good times as well as bad read more..

12 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Unforgettable Grandma👵📞

I still have my late grandmother in my contacts. We shouldn't have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.... read more..

12 Mar

Susan Page

214

4 min read

Eyes on Jesus

- photo by Susan PageA woman shared her experience of a time when her father was extremely ill. She was looking for answers that the medical community could not provide. Even though she felt God’s Spi read more..

09 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

100

Cybersalt News - March 9, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I don't know if it's the case where you live, but here at CyberSalt World Headquarters, we changed the clocks forward an hour last night in keeping with Daylight Saving Ti... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4719

Mr. Sugarbrown's Daughter

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday Sc... read more..

08 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

111

One-Liner #1906

So why is it that when Star Trek 'boldly go where no one has gone before' they always find someone there?... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2341

"Thankfulness is a flower which will never bloom well except upon a root of deep humility." - J.C. Ryle read more..

08 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2268

Laws of the Toddler

1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be you read more..

08 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

235

4 min read

A Needle Named Miss Ouch

My father has been gone for 15 years. It hardly seems that long, but time goes by, and you can’t stop it. One of my father’s “jokes” was, “Son, I’m so sick and tired of being sick and tired.” Then he... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

101

Lost and Fizzy🥤

My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is.... read more..

From Heart Attacks to Coffin Chats: A Comedy of Errors

06 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3108

From Heart Attacks to Coffin Chats: A Comedy of Errors

Mrs. Smith was a hypochondriac. Dr. Jones was fed up with her constant complaints about non-existent illnesses, so he started palming her off with a mild sedative to keep her happy. One day she compl... read more..

06 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

166

Cybersalt News - March 6, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I experienced one of the best earthquakes we've had at Cybersalt World Headquarters since moving here almost 29 years ago. What makes a great earthquake? It lasts long enou... read more..

05 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

The Day I Got Banned from the Park 🌳

I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height. They didn't like me critter sizing.... read more..

05 Mar

Susan Page

167

4 min read

Blind Perspective

- photo by Susan PageWould you be described as an optimist or a pessimist, a person who views the cup as half-empty or half-full? Perhaps for many, it depends on the circumstances or the season of li read more..

05 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

110

One-Liner #1905

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures - it's my face.... read more..

05 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1949

Climbing the Walls

With some misgivings, we left a young baby-sitter in charge of our three energetic youngsters. When we returned a few hours later, she was sitting alone watching TV. I went to check on the children,... read more..

05 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2340

If you see a married couple still in love through the years,you may think how lucky they are. But in marital relations, there is no such thing as luck. They made many compromises, they overlooked eac... read more..

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Monthly Archive

March 2025 Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 68 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

March 2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 68 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.