Monthly Archive

2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 200 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Quotes
Susan Davis
104

Quote #2332

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option." - Mark Twain read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
116

A Killer Party this Saturday! 🎉

Autopsy Club - Party here this Saturday! Open Mike night!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2389

Mental Victories

A newly deputized police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds.  What's more he boaste... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
133

One-Liner #1897

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right ... We do have food at home.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
207
3 min read

I Wonder ... Who is at Fault?

- photo by Susan PageMy word choice for 2025 is … Wonder. This word speaks to me in diverse ways. I love the wonder of creation. The fact that God knows every hair on our heads is a wonder! The word read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
83

Cybersalt News - February 2, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! It snowed at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, for the first time since the middle of January 2024. To celebrate and enjoy, I have changed our front garden LED light... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
363
2 min read

The Washington DC Metro Station Social Experiment

“In Washington DC, at a Metro Station, on a cold January morning in 2007, a man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, approximately 2000 people went through the ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
130

Quote #2331

"The colour of springtime is in the flower. The colour of winter is in the imagination." - Ward Elliot Hour read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
342
4 min read

Did I Really Say That?

I was working on my computer when The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage walked in and said, "Are you ready to go?" She caught me by surprise. I looked up from my computer and, staring at her, said, ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
134

One-Liner #1896

The secret to a clean kitchen is simple - Don't cook. Ever.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4762

"Grace"ous Host

A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.  ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
13397

Ghandi Pun

Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the soles of his feet became quite thick and hard. Being a very spiritual person, he ate very little, and often fasted.  As a result,... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1755

SIDNK

During the Air Force Academy's basic cadet training, the new cadets, known as doolies, go through a ten-day encampment outdoors. Prior to being served in the chow tent, they are required to do pullups... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
155

Cybersalt News - January 30, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! She is the best person who ever happened to me in my life! Today's video share is a good reminder to always have a shed handy: one nev... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3186

Little Johnny's Stork-tacular School Blunder 🦤

Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny (a future lawyer) hollers out, "Okay, everyone in the house, please be advised that I, little Johnny, have on this date made a complete f... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
145

Sofa Nap: The Snors d'oeuvre Experience! 😂

Having a little nap on the sofa before taking myself up to bed for my main sleep; I call that a snors d'oeuvre.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
129

Quote #2330

"As Christians, we can't say we are seeking to love our neighbor as ourselves and then do our work with mediocrity." - Jordan Raynor, Master of One read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
162

One-Liner #1895

Ctrl + Alt + Del: Control yourself + Alter your thinking + Delete negativity.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
350
4 min read

The Crossroads

- photo by Susan PageA good friend called and asked, “Do you want to go hiking tomorrow?” I responded, “Have you seen the weather forecast?” Accounting for the wind chill the forecast predicted -19 C read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4885
2 min read

All Roads Lead Back to Rome

The U.S.  Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.  That's an exceedingly odd number.  Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they buil... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
149

Cybersalt News - January 26, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I received a very interesting letter in the mail this week from the federal government. They contacted me to let me know that I could start to collect my Canada Pension Pl... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
103

Quote #2329

"Religion is at its best when it makes us ask hard questions of ourselves. It is at its worst when it deludes us into thinking we have all the answers for everybody else." - Archibald Macleish read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
134

The Cheesy Showdown!

Medieval Knight 1: "Why are you attacking me with that block of cheddar?" Medieval Knight 2: "It's extra sharp."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2056

Cheaper Insurance

Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, my brother was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased my dad, "the prem... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
133

One-Liner #1894

Yesterday a friend gave me a plant and said that on the day it blooms, I'll meet my soulmate. Today it was eaten by my cat.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4427

Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work

(17) There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up". (16) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. (15) The light at the end of the read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
292
4 min read

Ugly is as Ugly Sees

I was drinking a cup of coffee in the middle of the shopping mall. I don’t like going to shopping malls, but The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage sent me to get a new dress shirt for Sundays. I tol... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
109

Cybersalt News - January 23, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, that was a day that left me too tired to type any news! Today's video share features some pretty fun wordplay - in either direction!Click Here to Watch ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4887

Saving Lives with Physics: The Professor's Secret Weapon!

As a premed student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.   A student rudely... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
121

One-Liner #1893

Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs. Follow me for more financial freedom advice!... read more..

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