Monthly Archive

2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 202 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Saving Lives with Physics: The Professor's Secret Weapon!

22 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4888

Saving Lives with Physics: The Professor's Secret Weapon!

As a premed student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely... read more..

22 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

122

One-Liner #1893

Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs. Follow me for more financial freedom advice!... read more..

22 Jan

Susan Page

238

3 min read

He Has Shown Us

- photo by Susan PageYears ago, when I worked in a Christian Bookstore, a title often asked for was How Shall We Then Live, written by Francis A. Schaeffer. Schaeffer was considered one of the foremos read more..

22 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

111

Quote #2328

Positions are temporary. Ranks and titles are limited. But the way you treat people will always be remembered. - Unknown... read more..

22 Jan

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

191

How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors

It’s not rocket surgery. First, get all your ducks on the same page. After all, you can’t make an omelette without breaking stride. Be sure to watch what you writewith a fine-tuned comb.Check and re-... read more..

Engaging English Lessons for Kids in Mexico 📚

22 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

125

Engaging English Lessons for Kids in Mexico 📚

English teacher in Mexico: “Hi kids! Today we will learn a new word: wheelchair. Does anyone want to do a sentence with that word?” Gabriele: “I ordered a taco but my friend Juan didn’t have any mon... read more..

22 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1713

Time, Marriage, Friends, Gifts

Five years after my wife, Brigid, and I were married, we received our final wedding gift -- an ice-cream maker. In an attempt to cover procrastination with humor, the friend who sent it included a no... read more..

19 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

138

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! My efforts to get to a zero inbox have bogged down. I've hit some emails that require a bunch of work to clear and so as I handle those my total number has risen. I am at ... read more..

18 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

319

Quote #2327

It's easy to judge. It's more difficult to understand. Understanding requires compassion, patience, and a willingness to believe that good hearts sometimes choose poor methods. Through judgi... read more..

18 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

147

One-Liner #1892

Imagine a cereal so bad that 2 scoops of raisins made it better.... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

132

Iron's Ironic Twist! 🌟

The adjective for metal is metallic. But not so for iron, which is ironic.... read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2193

A Priceless Gift

Friendship is a priceless giftThat can't be bought or sold,But its value is far greaterThan a mountain made of gold. For gold is cold and lifeless,It cannot see nor hear,And in your times of trouble,... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

26294

2 min read

Spiritual Gifts

During the French Revolution, there were three Christians who were sentenced to die by the guillotine. One Christian had the gift of faith, the other had the gift of prophecy, the other had the... read more..

18 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

138

4 min read

And Then it All Came to an End

Time has a way of getting ahead of me. Just when I think I’ve caught up, I find out I was wrong. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were sitting down, relaxing after a wonderful Christmas a... read more..

16 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

139

Cybersalt News - January 16, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my New Year's resolutions was to throw out one thing a day and I happy to report that after two weeks, I am on track! I am interested to see if I run out of things t... read more..

When Your Phone Call Turns into a Circus 🎪

15 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3039

When Your Phone Call Turns into a Circus 🎪

A woman was at home with her kids when her cell phone buzzed with an incoming call. As she grabbed it and swiped to answer, she tripped on the charging cable, stumbled, and dropped her phone. The pho... read more..

15 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

128

Quote #2326

"Even the greatest was once a beginner. Don’t be afraid to take that first step." - Muhammad Ali read more..

15 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

134

One-Liner #1891

Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.... read more..

15 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

133

OT BBQ

Q: What Assyrian king had descendants who actually came to the United States and were able to establish a successful chain of barbecue restaurants? A: Sennacherib... read more..

Rediscover Obsolete Expressions: Heavens to Mergatroyd!

15 Jan

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

263

2 min read

Rediscover Obsolete Expressions: Heavens to Mergatroyd!

Mergatroyd ? Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word, Mergatroyd? Heavens to Mergatroyd! The other day a not so elderly (maybe 75 years old) lady sa... read more..

15 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1918

Rough Boys

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few momen... read more..

15 Jan

Susan Page

245

3 min read

A Bruised Reed

- photo by Susan PageHave you ever wanted to grab a bruised apple, pear, or banana for your mid-day snack? Likely not. A bruised piece of fruit is not particularly appetizing. How do you react when y read more..

12 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

149

Cybersalt News - January 12, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Our PVR recently packed it in so I took it for a walk today - to the post office. The cable company had already mailed us a new one and they wanted the old one back. So ex... read more..

11 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

154

Quote #2325

Sometimes bad things happen to make the good things even sweeter. - Unknown... read more..

11 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

165

One-Liner #1890

When you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4649

Last Words Heard

Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

158

Substitute Conductor

Dustin Hoffman was attending a theater performance of "Messiah." When the conductor fell ill, the organizers, recognizing Hoffman's talent, asked if he could step in. With a confident smile, he repl... read more..

11 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2710

My Cup Has Overflowed

I've never made a fortune, and it's probably too late now;But I don't worry about that much, I'm happy anyhow. And as I go along life's way,I'm reaping better than I sowed;I'm drinking from my saucer... read more..

11 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

248

4 min read

Aches, Pain and Another Year Older

It’s hard to believe another year has already started. How many of these new years can a person have without going crazy? That’s my explanation to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage about why I a... read more..

Low Bridge, High Comedy: Truck Driver's Hilarious Excuse

09 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3103

Low Bridge, High Comedy: Truck Driver's Hilarious Excuse

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign came up that read "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up fo... read more..

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Monthly Archive

2025 Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 202 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 202 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.