Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 236 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

11 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

177

Substitute Conductor

Dustin Hoffman was attending a theater performance of "Messiah." When the conductor fell ill, the organizers, recognizing Hoffman's talent, asked if he could step in. With a confident smile, he repl... read more..

11 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2729

My Cup Has Overflowed

I've never made a fortune, and it's probably too late now;But I don't worry about that much, I'm happy anyhow. And as I go along life's way,I'm reaping better than I sowed;I'm drinking from my saucer... read more..

11 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

262

4 min read

Aches, Pain and Another Year Older

It’s hard to believe another year has already started. How many of these new years can a person have without going crazy? That’s my explanation to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage about why I a... read more..

Low Bridge, High Comedy: Truck Driver's Hilarious Excuse

09 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3124

Low Bridge, High Comedy: Truck Driver's Hilarious Excuse

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign came up that read "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up fo... read more..

09 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

181

Cybersalt News - January 9, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! What's new around Cybersalt World Headquarters here on Vancouver Island in British Columbia? Let's just say it's an interesting time to be Canadian. Today's video share fe... read more..

08 Jan

Susan Page

256

2 min read

A New Year's Prayer

God our Father, As we enter this new year in quiet reflection may we be fully aware of who we are in Christ Jesus. We bravely submit to all that You will reveal to us as we seek to grow daily in Yo... read more..

08 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

159

Quote #2324

"You were born to be real, not to be perfect. You are here to be you, not to live someone else's life." - Ralph Marston read more..

08 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

167

One-Liner #1889

My heart says pie and ice cream, but my jeans say, please, please, please, eat a salad!... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

146

Four-wheeling

My friend had just bought a 4-wheeler and went out with a few buddies to try it out on some mountain terrain. On the way they stopped at a restaurant for a snack and met some bikers that were out for ... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4366

2 min read

Things Dogs Should Try to Remember

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven't got a chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under t read more..

08 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2161

2 min read

Wise Uncle Rusty

Uncle Rusty is a wise man. A while back he retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and quiet, puttering around his worksh... read more..

05 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

164

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! This past Friday (January 3) was my mother-in-law's 100th birthday. OK, not really, because she passed away when she was 86. But we thought it would still be a nice thing ... read more..

04 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

156

Quote #2323

"Who are you if your story begins to change? Do not be so loyal to your suffering that your healing doesn't stand a chance." - Unknown read more..

04 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

169

Hello Vaca

What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?... read more..

04 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1726

2 min read

God's Existence, Suffering

A man went to a barber shop to have his hair cut as always. He started to have a good conversation with the barber who was cutting his hair. They talked about so many things and various subjects. Sudd... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5259

Afraid to Cross

Two men stand at a river which they are about to cross when they notice crocodiles looking at them. "Are you afraid?" asks one to the other. "Don't you know that God is merciful and God is good?" "... read more..

04 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

286

4 min read

What Happened to My Little Piggy Bank?

This week, I had to do something I hadn't done before: go to the bank and deal with fraud in my checking account. Someone tried to write a check for $1800 from my account. Fortunately, I didn't have t... read more..

04 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

168

One-Liner #1888

Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.... read more..

Who Made The First New Year's Resolution?

02 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4326

4 min read

Who Made The First New Year's Resolution?

What is it that makes people stay up until the wee hours of the morning one night out of the year? My primary objective in life is not to see how late I can stay up, but getting up in the morning. If... read more..

02 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

144

Cybersalt News - January 2, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and Happy New Year! A new year has dawned at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Last year was a year of finding freedom over things in the past and good, inner personal&nbsp... read more..

Barbershop Shenanigans: The Case of the Vanishing Dad

01 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3182

Barbershop Shenanigans: The Case of the Vanishing Dad

A man strolled into the barbershop and treated himself to the full works—shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, the whole deal. Once he was finished, he motioned to a little boy standing nearby and said,... read more..

01 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

153

Quote #2322

When Parents Get Old ... Let them grow old with the same love that they let you grow ... Let them speak and tell repeated stories with the same patience and interest that they heard yours as ... read more..

01 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3922

The Truth Log

The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate with a bit of stowed-away rum. He got so drunk that he was still a little drunk the next morning. Later in the day, when the first mate had sobered up, he... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

171

Eye-ronic Humor 😜

I love jokes about eyes. The cornea the better.... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3228

Meeting Invitation

I was telling a friend about my enrollment in a weight-loss program and how excited I was about the meetings. "Sounds great," she said. "I'm almost tempted to join too." "Well, next time I go," I re... read more..

01 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

184

One-Liner #1887

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.... read more..

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