Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 236 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

22 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1828

Train Good News

A large, two-engined train was making its way across America. While crossing the Western mountains, one of the engines broke down. "No problem, we can make it to Denver and get a replacement engine th... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3043

Kissing Son

I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and his girlfriend. It was in the middle of the dinner rush, and many customers were restless at the long wait, but... read more..

22 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

Royal Riddle

If the King sleeps on a king mattress and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Prince sleep? On an heir mattress.... read more..

22 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

Quote #2345

It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance. - Thomas Sowell... read more..

22 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

171

4 min read

One Man’s Apple Fritter is Pure Delight

One thing I have learned in life is there are times when things do come together. For the last several months, I have been struggling to keep up with my schedule, and I was getting behind in some thi... read more..

20 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

140

Cybersalt News - March 20, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to Spring or Autumn, depending on your hemisphere! As of last Sunday, Canada has a new Prime Minister. You may have heard that it is me, but it is not. I ... read more..

Squirrels Gone Nuts in Texas Churches! ⛪️🐿️😂

19 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3731

Squirrels Gone Nuts in Texas Churches! ⛪️🐿️😂

There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian church, the Lutheran church and the Catholic church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian... read more..

19 Mar

Susan Page

Susan Davis

171

2 min read

In Love ... Forgive

- photo by Susan PageThe season of Lent is when we focus on Christ’s sacrifice on the cross. The cruelty that took place before and during His death is hard to contemplate, sometimes nearly impossible read more..

19 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

121

Free Legless Parrot! 🌟

Am giving away a legless parrot for free. No perches necessary.... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

One-Liner #1909

I got an email explaining how to read maps backwards. It was spam.... read more..

19 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

102

Quote #2344

Even though you didn't make it to the end of my story, I will always have the corner folded down on your page ... because it was one of my favorites. - Unknown... read more..

19 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2255

Slanderous Statements

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But t... read more..

19 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5774

Lion Tamer

A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience and the man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous... read more..

16 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

138

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone. Many of you know I've been attending Freedom Sessions at our church on Thursday nights. This past week, we wrapped up the 20th and final session, and I'm still processing ... read more..

15 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

112

Quote #2343

"On particularly rough days, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100%, and that's pretty good." - Unknown read more..

15 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

114

One-Liner #1908

Well, well, well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross when I came to it.... read more..

15 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

212

4 min read

I’ll Tell You When I’ve Had Enough

It was evening, and the day was just about over. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were chilling in the living room, watching TV. It is always lovely when the day ends, and you can relax. ... read more..

15 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2135

Lazarus, Come Out!

Our children's Sunday School classes were presenting their year-end program for the congregation - telling about the life of Jesus. When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one little boy said... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11703

2 min read

How to Give Your Cat a Pill

I. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty." Drop pill into its mouth. 2. Retri... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

131

Microscope vs. Telescope 🌀

What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope.... read more..

13 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

159

Cybersalt News - March 13, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt was sick for a week, but she is over it now. I think I did pretty good taking care of her while she was under the weather: a testimony to all the things I... read more..

Nun Runs Amok! Doctor's Cure is Hilariously Unorthodox! 😂

12 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4171

Nun Runs Amok! Doctor's Cure is Hilariously Unorthodox! 😂

A nun stepped out of the doctor's office, saying her rosary rather loudly as she hurried down the hospital corridor. Another doctor witnessed this, and went to ask her doctor about it. "Hey, what ... read more..

12 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3282

Murphy's Laws on Computers

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it. - Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one. - You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all. - The likeli read more..

12 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1590

Helping the Lost

A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for b... read more..

12 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

109

One-Liner #1907

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked her, "How small?" She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal."... read more..

12 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

515

Quote #2342

"In adversity we tend to doubt God's fatherly care, but in prosperity we tend to forget it. If we are to trust God, we must acknowledge our dependence upon him at all times, good times as well as bad read more..

12 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

136

Unforgettable Grandma👵📞

I still have my late grandmother in my contacts. We shouldn't have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.... read more..

12 Mar

Susan Page

261

4 min read

Eyes on Jesus

- photo by Susan PageA woman shared her experience of a time when her father was extremely ill. She was looking for answers that the medical community could not provide. Even though she felt God’s Spi read more..

09 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

150

Cybersalt News - March 9, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I don't know if it's the case where you live, but here at CyberSalt World Headquarters, we changed the clocks forward an hour last night in keeping with Daylight Saving Ti... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4742

Mr. Sugarbrown's Daughter

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday Sc... read more..

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