Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 236 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

08 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

146

One-Liner #1906

So why is it that when Star Trek 'boldly go where no one has gone before' they always find someone there?... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

118

Quote #2341

"Thankfulness is a flower which will never bloom well except upon a root of deep humility." - J.C. Ryle read more..

08 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2298

1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be you read more..

08 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

259

4 min read

A Needle Named Miss Ouch

My father has been gone for 15 years. It hardly seems that long, but time goes by, and you can’t stop it. One of my father’s “jokes” was, “Son, I’m so sick and tired of being sick and tired.” Then he... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

131

Lost and Fizzy🥤

My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is.... read more..

From Heart Attacks to Coffin Chats: A Comedy of Errors

06 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3128

From Heart Attacks to Coffin Chats: A Comedy of Errors

Mrs. Smith was a hypochondriac. Dr. Jones was fed up with her constant complaints about non-existent illnesses, so he started palming her off with a mild sedative to keep her happy. One day she compl... read more..

06 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

215

Cybersalt News - March 6, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I experienced one of the best earthquakes we've had at Cybersalt World Headquarters since moving here almost 29 years ago. What makes a great earthquake? It lasts long enou... read more..

05 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

112

The Day I Got Banned from the Park 🌳

I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height. They didn't like me critter sizing.... read more..

05 Mar

Susan Page

203

4 min read

Blind Perspective

- photo by Susan PageWould you be described as an optimist or a pessimist, a person who views the cup as half-empty or half-full? Perhaps for many, it depends on the circumstances or the season of li read more..

05 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

133

One-Liner #1905

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures - it's my face.... read more..

05 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1992

Climbing the Walls

With some misgivings, we left a young baby-sitter in charge of our three energetic youngsters. When we returned a few hours later, she was sitting alone watching TV. I went to check on the children,... read more..

05 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

106

Quote #2340

If you see a married couple still in love through the years,you may think how lucky they are. But in marital relations, there is no such thing as luck. They made many compromises, they overlooked eac... read more..

05 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4164

Dalmation Role

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started ... read more..

02 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

253

2 min read

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to March! You may already be tired of people going on about how much they love their air fryers (No, I am not talking about members of a mendicant order ... read more..

01 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

124

One-Liner #1904

My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try.... read more..

01 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

111

Quote #2339

"If you don't heal from what hurt you, you'll bleed on people who didn't cut you." - Unknown read more..

01 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

177

Encounter with a Stone

I picked up a rock and took it for granite. - Raul el Perro... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6821

Someone is Knocking

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even a... read more..

01 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2268

Every Day

Every day I need you LordBut this day especially,I need some extra strengthTo face what ever is to be. This day more than any dayI need to feel you near,To fortify my courageAnd to overcome my fear. ... read more..

01 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

315

4 min read

My Days of Wonder in the Hospital

My plans for the New Year were horribly changed by ending up in the hospital. Around the middle of the month, it seemed like I may have had the flu. After all, everybody around me had the flu, and I ... read more..

27 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

229

Cybersalt News - February 27, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I stayed up way to late before remembering to send out today's digest. So enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

26 Feb

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

124

Clint the Termite🪵🦗

I just got myself a pet termite and named him Clint. Clint Eats Wood.... read more..

26 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2850

Reasonable Doubt

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convi... read more..

26 Feb

Susan Page

Susan Davis

224

2 min read

An Unexpected Blessing

- photo by Susan PageI have never been a person who particularly enjoys winter. I need to dig deep to find any appreciation for the season. These negative feelings about winter seem to intensify as I read more..

26 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

127

One-Liner #1903

I am now "take a picture of labels with my phone so I can blow it up bigger and read it" years old.... read more..

26 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

152

Quote #2338

Do It Anyway People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Be kind anyway. If you are success... read more..

26 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

14284

Country Boys

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse. They crept up from an advantageous direction like a cou... read more..

23 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Though you will read this news on Sunday, I am typing it on Saturday night as I usually do to get the mailing lined up to go out later while I am sleeping. This week, howe... read more..