Monthly Archive

January 2012
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 126 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1758

One-liner #0816

Karl Marx Was Wrong: "Angry Birds" is the opiate of the masses.... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1675
4 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol.3]

This week's theme is: things to enjoy on their own terms!Being on this diet has brought Matt and I to try to replicate some of the things we love but aren't allowed to eat right now. We have been ver read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1507

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to thank all of you who helped send feedback over the last couple of days while I tried a new server set-up.  You helped me to see that it was the greatest thin... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9556

Computer Case BBQ

You know your computer is overheating when . . . ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10258

Car Theft Rates Frozen

Every winter, car theft rates drop in Newfoundland. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1823

Quote #1265

"The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."- William James read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2032

Lost Cell Phone

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "I... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1947

Stealing, Cell Phones

Police in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, sick and tired of cell phone thefts, have launched a new weapon against the culprits. As soon as thefts are reported, stolen phones are sent a Short Message Syst... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3312

Things Not To Say To On Date

Things Not To Say To On Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. *... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1442
2 min read

Meal Plan - Phase 2

I have not been following the meal plan I wrote out nearly as consistently in phase 1, but I am taking that as a good sign that I've become more comfortable with the "rules" (for lack of a better ter read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2807

Sausage Sale

Sausage sales bring out the wurst in people.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1697

One-liner #0815

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds likes "orange."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2817

Cogito Ergo Spud

Cogito Ergo Spud: I think therefore I yam.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1869

Debt, Repayment, Reputation

It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab." "Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1441

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2012

There is a light dusting of snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters these last few days.  That hasn't happened since last February, so Mrs. Cybersalt and I aren't complaining. Since last Friday, I ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1515

Quote #1264

"It is not length of life, but depth of life."- Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8858

Hummer Parking Spot

Afterwards, Louise wished she had just let the captain have the parking spot. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
9513

Teen Learner's Permit

Kevin could hardly wait for his learner's permit. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6779

Renamed Ford pickup Truck

Calling all Cars! Be on the look out for a white Gord. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7077

Mini Golf On Car Roof

Surprisingly, it's not a Volkswagen Golf! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10815

Casket Hot Rod Dragster

Not everyone appreciated what Pastor Paul drove to funerals. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4510
2 min read

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization." 3. Yo... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1732

One-liner #0814

"I'm super lazy - just like normal lazy, but I wear a cape." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1063

Finding Our Way Amidst God's Calling

God's Kingdom is built by His people working together - not by persons trying to do it all by themselves. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120115.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2440

Cooking Deadline

I'll have to find a new way to strain noodles if this is the last year I can use my Mayan Colander.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1800

One-liner #0813

"I'm trying to find myself, but to make it interesting I'm wearing camouflage." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1974
2 min read

Our Second Week on the Maker's Diet

This week went much easier than last week! Sunday (day 7) I had a BAD cold, so I took it easy all day and managed to recover in time for work Monday. Barely. I still had a stuffy nose for the first p read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1802

One-liner #0812

"If you fall, I'll always be there to catch you."- floor read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4538

Hedgehogs

Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1591

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2012

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bull Frog Ant Crusher" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bull-frog-ant-crusher  There is also a new inspirational video ... read more..

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