January 2020 - Monthly Archive

29 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1372

Quote #1884

"Before you act ... Listen. Before you react ... Think. Before you spend ... Earn. Before you criticize ... Wait. Before you quit ... Try." - E. Hemingway read more..

26 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

976

What Did We Know before Facebook?

To paraphrase one of my favorite humorist, Will Rogers, “All I know is what I read on Facebook.” I must admit that I also get information from Facebook. I can keep up with my family and friends, know... read more..

23 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

684

Cybersalt News - January 23, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember when I said there was some exciting news cooking here at Cybersalt World Headquarters? That news involved and involves travel that has been extended, so you h... read more..

22 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4118

Pearl Dream

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man... read more..

22 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1963

Fasting, Ministry Salaries

A new member of a church is talking to the Pastor: "You have such a small congregation. How can they afford to pay you?" The Pastor said, "Well, I only earn $60 a week." The man is dumbfounded. "Pas... read more..

22 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1141

Chemical Assistance Denied

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He said, "NaBrO."... read more..

22 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

2030

Quote #1883

"It is the experiences of being overwhelmed, nearly destroyed, and surprisingly given life that cause us to pray and sing." - Walter Brueggemann read more..

22 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1032

One-liner #1445

If I throw a stick, will you leave?... read more..

22 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3534

Tourist Breakdown

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone ... read more..

19 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1019

In praise of crazy

I made a mistake the other night of complaining out loud. It is one thing to complain under your breath so that nobody hears you or knows what you are complaining about. But when you complain out loud... read more..

To One It’s Monday to Another It’s Wednesday

12 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1091

To One It’s Monday to Another It’s Wednesday

Time goes so fast at times that I do not always remember what day it is. I get so busy trying to get my work done that I forget if it’s Monday or Friday. It is a good thing I am getting older because... read more..

12 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

650

Cybersalt News - January 12, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone. Overall, it has been a pretty mild winter so far around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I'm not complaining but I have noticed the warmer temperatures have allowed spiders to... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1097

Note This Pun

I don't mean to harp about this, but I'm about to make a musical instrument pun; so plan accordionly.... read more..

11 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1386

Quote #1882

"If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only logical explanation is that i was made for another world." - C. S. Lewis read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4035

Name Warning

On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver. "Not only have you been driving too fast, you've been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don't work, your ti... read more..

11 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2204

Choices

When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?" "We'll drive slowly so that one c... read more..

11 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1166

One-liner #1444

Therapy is expensive; poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.... read more..

09 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2530

Personal Gizmo

"It's my own invention," Bob replied patently. read more..

09 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

613

Cybersalt News - January 9, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Kathy M. for supplying today's Chicken Thursday picture. Kathie must have a pretty nice house because it looks like they really want in - or maybe they are just k... read more..

08 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5425

River Crossing

One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. Joe prayed to Go... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1147

I'm All Shook Up

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!... read more..

08 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

952

Quote #1881

"When I talk to managers I get the feeling that they are important. When I talk to leaders I get the feeling that I am important." - Unknown read more..

08 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1822

Gallantry

Sandra was out driving her car and while stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her starting growing. The guy in the car directly behind her sta... read more..

08 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1038

One-Liner #1443

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up!... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4105

Bonus

Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace. Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. Th... read more..

05 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1080

Quote #1880

"God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me." ~ Rev. Tracey Dawson read more..

05 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1026

Watch Who's Watching

Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!... read more..

05 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

647

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone - and Happy New Year! I hope it's a great year for you full of many blessings. Sorry that there was no mailing on the first Chicken Thursday of the year. The day before we h... read more..

04 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

1015

One-Liner #1442

Marriage Tip: "Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that . . . 'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes.'"... read more..

04 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2026

Respect

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the crowd. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier wave... read more..