January 2023 - Monthly Archive

29 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

420

Cybersalt News - January 29, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Guess who hired Grandma Cybersalt to help catch up on getting James Snyder's God's Penman articles finalized on the site and in the newsletter? That's right - me! Susan wo... read more..

28 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

595

Have Nose, Will Snore

Having been married as long as The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself, there are very few things we disagree about. I run by the idea, “Do you want to be happy, or do you want to be right?... read more..

28 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

517

Quote #2154

"If God had a refrigerator, your picture would b e on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every Spring and a sunrise every morning ... Face it, friend. He is crazy read more..

28 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

415

One-Liner #1718

"No comment" is a comment. - George Carlin read more..

28 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2984

Carry a Flashlight

A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how... read more..

28 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5842

Another Bull Pun

A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the gale. All the cows stand ... read more..

28 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1774

Stewardship, Sacrifice, Worship

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. T... read more..

26 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

434

Cybersalt News - January 26, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Unfortunately, I don't have time to write any news for today because I'm taking part in a new fad that everybody seems to be getting into: I am going through my whole... read more..

25 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5602

Would You Remarry?

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "... read more..

Do I Need to File a Missing Persons Report?

25 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

680

Do I Need to File a Missing Persons Report?

Every week comes and goes, and some go faster than others. Such was last week. It started pretty well, but then everything went downhill. I had my semiannual doctor's visit. After all, he has kids t... read more..

25 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

452

Quote #2153

"You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens." - Mandy Hale read more..

25 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

444

One-Liner #1717

I got to the office earlier and switched the M and N keys on every keyboard I could. Some in my office will say that I am a monster, but others will say that I am a nomster!... read more..

25 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3021

Cutting Class

"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?" "Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like I really don't li read more..

25 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

11700

Anniversary Pun

On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.... read more..

25 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1604

Taxes

Tax his cow, tax his goat; Tax his pants, tax his coat. Tax his crop, tax his work; Tax his ties, tax his shirt. Tax his chew, tax his smoke; Teach him taxing is no joke. Tax his tractor, tax his mul... read more..

22 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

449

Cybersalt News - January 22, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are feeling so much better! Around Thursday, we both turned a corner and we're feeling more and more normal each day! In fact, I think we're pretty... read more..

21 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

500

One-Liner #1716

"A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain." - Graham Norton read more..

21 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

461

Quote #2152

"Think about your legacy, because you're writing it every day." - Gary Vaynerchuk read more..

21 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5534

The FBI Orders Pizza

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of... read more..

21 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2021

No Lion

"At the awards show, the movie star's new and outrageous hairdo became the mane attraction." read more..

21 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1787

Keeping Up Appearances

Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this. One evening he had invited several friends to dinner, and while they were sitting at the table, one of the friends told a fu... read more..

19 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

415

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Have you ever walked into a room and felt invisible? Today's video share shows what that might look like if you were an invisible rocket! Just remember that Red = Kero... read more..

18 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

19882

Cannibal Canoe

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals. The chief cannibal comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, put you in... read more..

18 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

441

Quote #2151

"I prefer winter and Fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show." - Andrew Wy read more..

18 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

458

One-Liner #1715

I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3415

How Did You Get Me?

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "It seems everyone is out to get me lately. How did you kn... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2266

He Does; He Done

"Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1594

Failure, School, Report Cards

A professional athlete hit the ceiling when his nine year old son brought home a failing report card. "Well, Dad," explained the youngster, "lets' not say that I flunked. Lets' just say they failed t... read more..

15 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

414

Cybersalt News - January 15, 2023

Sunday greetings from cough central, where Grandma Cybersalt and I continue to make slow, steady progress in getting better. Today's video share is of a place that is pretty far out - well, pre... read more..

14 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

482

Quote #2150

"Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer." - Anita Krizan read more..