March 2005 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

07 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3385

Shoplifter Excuse

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke fr... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4672

Politically Correct Football

The Politically Correct National Football League would like to announce its name changes and schedules for the coming season: The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very Tall People o... read more..

06 Mar

Rev. Spence Laycock

3559

Can You Trust It?

What kind of handshake do you have, is it one that is firm but brief in duration, is it soft but hangs on, do your eyes meet their eyes, do they shake your hand or just hold it, do men and women have ... read more..

05 Mar

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4215

Clean Is Clean!

"Clean is clean"--depending on who's speaking! If it's my sons claiming they've "cleaned" their rooms, clean is NOT clean in MOM'S eyes...and when they hung him on the cross, he was not clean ei read more..

05 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4440

Soap and Water

A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, who he knew was an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever se... read more..

05 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2840

What is Marketing?

What is Marketing?You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct MarketingYou're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. On... read more..

04 Mar

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

5793

Long Term Care

Until a few weeks ago my husband's 91 year-old mother was able, with help, to still live at home. That all changed when she fell getting out of bed. There were no broken bones, but she had a severely ... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4274

Removing The Dents

A goober left his car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over he checked the car and found out it was covered with small dents. He went to the local garage and inquired how to fix the... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2792

Second Try

The insurance salesman, trying to start up a conversation with another fella said, "Who is the ugly lady over there?"The second man said, "Why, that's my wife!"Trying to get out of an embarrassing sit... read more..

03 Mar

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

5045

Handiwork and Heart

I have discovered that one of the benefits of having teenagers in my home is that many of the gifts they get are things that I can enjoy playing with. Consider, for example, my son's Nintendo Game Cub... read more..

03 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6258

Keeping Warm

(switch this one around to suit your favourite/favorite make) Chevy has added wires to the rear window to clear fog and frost. Dodge is adding wires under the wipers so they can be freed when frozen read more..

03 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2632

Surgeon Feedback

Surgeons invited to dinner parties are often asked to carve the meat -- or worse yet, to watch the host carve while commenting on the surgeon's occupation. At one party, a surgeon friend was watching... read more..

03 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6099

Boy Scout Tips

A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked. Sever... read more..

02 Mar

Pastor Bert Nieuwenhuis

4824

Lent and Fasting

A Catholic priest working in an inner city was walking down an alley one evening on his way home when a young man came down the alley behind him and poked a knife against his back. "Give me your money... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2836

Wise President

When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo:To all employees; If you must drink during ... read more..