April 2008 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

14 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3085

One Hard Question

There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University.He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GED, and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progre... read more..

Why are powerful men drawn to prostitution?

14 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

6283

Why are powerful men drawn to prostitution?

As an observer of the human scene for... say quite a few years... I have come to one amazing conclusion. Some people are born stupid, while others have to spend years at a college or university to read more..

14 Apr

Shirley Choat

2215

Good Morning 04-14

"The man who enters by the gate is the shepherd of the sheep." - John 10:2 Yesterday we considered how vulnerable sheep are to the predator on the outside of the sheep pen. We wer read more..

13 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6398

New Passport Photo

Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old passport and the new picture to the clerk, I sighed. "I like the original better," I told her."Trust me," she sa... read more..

13 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3651

Work Produced by Faith

Many people put their trust in good works to grease the rails with God, but works can never earn forgiveness for us. However, make no mistake! Good works are a key part of following Jesus and God'... read more..

12 Apr

Shirley Choat

2076

Good Morning 04-13

FOURTH SUNDAY OF EASTER (Good Shepherd Sunday) This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Acts 2:42-47 1 Peter 2:19-25 John 10:1-10 (1) Psalm 23 read more..

12 Apr

Shirley Choat

2068

Good Morning 04-12

"How long halt you between two opinions? If the LORD be God, follow Him; but if Baal, then follow him." - 1 Kings 18:21 "No man can serve two masters." - Matthew 6:24 read more..

11 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3383

Flight Observation

On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant."I'm sorr... read more..

11 Apr

Shirley Choat

2101

Good Morning 04-11

"It is sown a natural body, it is raised a spiritual body." - 1 Corinthians 15:44 Last autumn I planted some bulbs, but nothing I planted looked particularly healthy. But I have n read more..

10 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2850

Starting To Date

Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?"Steve says, "I figure I'll take the first young man aside, put my arm arou... read more..

09 Apr

Shirley Choat

1904

Good Morning 04-10

Do Not Enter The Battle Unprepared Too many of My people are running to the front lines of spiritual warfare before they have been prepared for the battle. Then they are wounded, and the read more..

09 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2971

First I Got

Elmer says, "First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. ... read more..

08 Apr

Shirley Choat

1901

Good Morning 04-09

"You are the light of the world. A city that is set on a hill cannot be hid." Matthew 5:14 and Ephesians 5:8 Have you ever wondered what went through the minds of the disciples when J read more..

08 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3963

Transcribing Confusion

We were thoroughly confused. While transcribing medical audiotapes, my co-worker came upon the following garbled diagnosis: "This man has pholenfrometry."Knowing nothing about that particular conditio... read more..

08 Apr

Games

Pastor Tim

34340

Random Defence 2

Here by special request for Bryce. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

08 Apr

Games

Pastor Tim

64161

Random Defence

Here by special request for Phill B. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

07 Apr

Shirley Choat

1899

Good Morning 04-08

"A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth." - Luke 12:15 The pursuit of possessions continues to be one of the most powerful motivations th read more..

07 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2719

Analytical Gunfighters

Two analytical chemists in the Wild West are on the town's main street, ready to draw their weapons.One says: "Don't MOVE, or I'll fill you full of 98% Lead, 1% Antimony, 0.98% Cobalt, and 0.02% eleme... read more..

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3606

Approval Letter

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Dewey mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the... read more..

06 Apr

Shirley Choat

1904

Good Morning 04-06

THIRD SUNDAY OF EASTER Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Acts 2:14, 36-47 1 Peter 1:17-21 Luke 24:13-3 read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5243

Leaky Pipe

A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing there. "I'm here to fix the leaky pipe," he announced."I didn't call a plumber," said the lady."What?" huffed the plumber. "Aren't you Mrs. Fr... read more..

03 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2973

Mechanic Applicant

A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get.The boss says, "Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your head?"The mechanic nods, confused."Can you play lig... read more..

03 Apr

Shirley Choat

1964

Good Morning 04-03

"Exhort one another daily, while it is called today, lest any of you be hardened through the deceitfulness of sin." - Hebrews 3:13 Today in Heb. 3:13 we read: "Encourage one read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2903

Dewey Check

I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Dewey, having a snack."Where's your mother?" I asked."She said she was going to have a shower. Just a second, I'll see."Dewey went to the kitchen... read more..

01 Apr

Shirley Choat

1966

Good Morning 04-02

"He that sits in the heavens shall laugh; the LORD shall hold them in derision." - Psalm 2:4-12 In this Psalm we are told about some wicked leaders who thought they could succes read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3080

Blind Date Slap

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset."What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked."I had to sla... read more..