April 2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

21 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

10741

Lactose Intolerance

"The most aggressive form of lactose intolerance is cow tipping." read more..

21 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1382

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2012

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Budget Burial" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/budget-burial Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

20 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2946

Switch Tower Pete

A guy named Pete gets a job as a switchman with the railroad, and undergoes weeks of training. The supervisor then takes him into the switch tower to test his readiness. The following exch... read more..

20 Apr

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

9475

Budget Burial

Nothing says "I didn't pay alot for this funeral" like a pink station wagon. ... read more..

20 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2253

Flirting, Faithfulness, Adultery

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the ... read more..

20 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1792

Quote #1291

‎"When it comes to your marriage, if the grass looks greener somewhere else, it's time to water your own yard!"- Craig Groeschel... read more..

20 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5653

Parts of Me

"I may not be funny but parts of me are humerus." read more..

20 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1690

One-liner #0842

"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice."- Bill Cosby read more..

20 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3529

Walking Out

"I hope you didn't take it personally, Pastor," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon." "I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher r read more..

20 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1491

Cybersalt News - April 20, 2012

This is a milestone day for me and Mrs. Cybersalt. Not since September 4, 2001 have we not had any teenagers. Happy Birthday Esther-Bunny! There is a new entry in the Funblog today. You wi... read more..

19 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

8324

World's Biggest Alarm Clock

I cannot imagine waking up like this every day. ... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4353

Formula Cheat

During an examination, the student was not able to answer the question so he copied the answer from another good student, The answer to the problem was 'log(1+x)'. He didn't want to make it obvious t... read more..

19 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2031

Name Calling

Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of ... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3640

Cat T-Shirts

If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say. "Purrfection cannot be improved" "If you don't like my attitude, you should see my cat" "Menopaws, This is the hottest I've been in years." "Tak... read more..

19 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1568

One-liner #0841

Thank you…Black Socks with Sandals, for officially declaring to the world, “I've stopped trying.”... read more..

19 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1665

Quote #1290

"The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

19 Apr

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1535

Three Things Thursday [Vol.9]

These three picture frames were inspired by my readings on the internet about how to honour special memories while decluttering. The frame on the left displays memorabilia from our honeymoon, while th... read more..

19 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1430

Cybersalt News - April 19, 2012

Due to an error between my seat and my keyboard, yesterday's news was actually the news from the day before. To correct this error, yesterday's news is now today's news. There is a new funny ca... read more..

19 Apr

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

15500

What Cats Do

What do you think cat's do? ... read more..

19 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1763

Lunch Communication

A bricklayer at my husband's construction job routinely complained about the contents of his lunch box. "I'm sick and tired of getting the same old thing!" he shouted one day. "Tonight I'll set my wif... read more..

19 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

4454

Quote #1289

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."- G.K. Chesterson read more..

19 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3972

As They Get Old Pun - Part 3

As They Get Old . . . Old photographers never die, they just stop developing. Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plain. Old policemen never die, they just cop out. Old preachers never ... read more..

19 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2714

One-liner #0840

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data" read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4090

Memory Clinic

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all... read more..

18 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7680

Paying The Bills

A mangy looking guy who goes into a restaurant and orders food. The waiter says, "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but ... read more..

18 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4284

A Real Page Turner

It's a wonder this guy has time to read! ... read more..

18 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1671

Integrity in Business

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer. "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.' If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the fra... read more..

18 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1811

Quote #1288

"Fame due to the achievements of the mind never perishes.”- Propertius read more..

18 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1631

One-liner #0839

"Life is too short to remove usb safely." read more..

18 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4913

Sneaking Into the Olympics

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first said, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security sys... read more..