April 2020 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

18 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

977

Quote #1905

"Our LORD never requires the same conditions for discipleship that He requires for salvation." - Oswald Chambers read more..

18 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1086

One-Liner #1467

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.... read more..

16 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

631

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Richard T. for another chicken picture! He saw this chicken crossing the road - I don't know why, but he may have just tried to eat that bug. A while ago, I ment... read more..

15 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6284

Deciphering Baptist Church Names

***Here's another good one to just delete before reading if you can't laugh at yourself.*** *Deciphering Baptist Church Names* First Baptist: It has been there too long. Second Baptist: The people read more..

15 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

880

Quote #1904

"A child educated only at school is an uneducated child." - unknown read more..

15 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

939

One-Liner #1466

Does your train of thought have a caboose?... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3990

Honeymoon Toast

One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" ... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3079

No Reservations

Maury and his wife showed up to a very popular restaurant, but it was very crowded. Mrs. Maury went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess appeared to ignore her and kept writing... read more..

15 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2134

Raising My Sights

My six-year-old granddaughter, Caitlynd, and I stopped at a Tim Horton's donut shop for a blueberry muffin. As we were going out the door, a young teenage boy was coming in. This young man had no hai... read more..

12 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

631

Cybersalt News - April 12, 2020

Resurrection Sunday greetings everyone: the Lord is risen! This pandemic has reminded us how we are incapable of hanging on to even the most precious of people in our lives, let alone the very vaines... read more..

11 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1015

Quote #1903

“Why are you looking for the Living One in a cemetery? He is not here, but raised up. Remember how he told you when you were still back in Galilee that he had to be handed over to sinners, be killed read more..

11 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1056

Rocket Scientist

I cannot believe it. I just called the police to report my neighbor trying to attach a jet engine to a deer. People will do anything to make a quick buck!... read more..

11 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1097

One-Liner #1465

If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil ...... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3699

2 Sunday School Lessons

*Sunday School Lesson #1* A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some time on Sunday afternoon to write a letter to God. They were to bring their letter back the following Sunday. O read more..

Unanswered Prayer, Disappointment, Faith

11 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2244

Unanswered Prayer, Disappointment, Faith

Dear God, First, my car broke down I was very late for work But I missed that awful accident Was that your handiwork? I found a house I loved But others got there first I was angry, then relieved Wh... read more..

09 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

576

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to our friend Marcia L. for today's chicken picture. Here is her note about it: Hi Tim – as I was reading Cybersalt today I realized I have a chicken pic I could se... read more..

08 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

1153

One-Liner #1464

Hormel Foods made their first batch of Spam in 1937. With everyone out shopping and hoarding food they have announced they will be making their second batch later this week ...... read more..

08 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3418

Knife Exercise

During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense. After he presented a number of different situations in which they might... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3472

2 Words

A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could only speak two words at the end of every seven years. The first seven years passed and his overseer took the man into a small room. His 2 word w... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2983

Fruit Sharing Math

How do you share 355 cherries among 113 people? Make cherry pi. (355/113 = 3.14)... read more..

08 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1850

Patience, Children

A friend was driving with her two children in the car. Her 7 year old son kept asking the traditional question, "How much longer?" The Mom told him it was not much farther but he kept fussing. Finall... read more..

08 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1266

Quote #1902

When life is not a bed of roses, remember who wore the thorns. - unknown read more..

05 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1041

In My Humble Opinion

It was a busy week last week. I was chasing my tail so much, I thought I would actually catch it. What I would do after I caught it is beyond my imagination. However, I was quite busy, and then the m... read more..

05 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

625

Cybersalt News - March 29, 2020

Sunday Greetings everyone! Here's another video with a great message for us in these times: Rev. James Snyder thinks grandchildren are great and he understands the role that Grandfathers play in t... read more..

05 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

598

Cybersalt News - April 5, 2020

Palm Sunday Greetings everyone! As we enter into Holy Week, most of us do so unable to gather together with others. Of course that is nothing new for many of Jesus' followers who have ill health or l... read more..

04 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

969

Quote #1901

"Even though we do not know what is around every bend in the road, God does." - David Jeremiah read more..

04 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

948

One-Liner #1463

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.... read more..

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3861

Faithful Service Gift

I recall a story my father used to tell about a pastor who had been at a church for 20 years. To show their appreciation for all his years of faithful service, the congregation decided to collect an o... read more..

04 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2520

Early Rhymer

I once knew a poet who would start writing his poetry immediately when he got up. He went from bed to verse.... read more..

04 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2225

Success Starts with Beginning

You don't need to know all of your answers in advance to solve a problem or to reach your goal. But you must have a clear idea of the problem or the goal you want to reach in advance. Everyone who ac... read more..