April 2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

10 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3720

Foreign Pizza

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge t... read more..

10 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1590

One-liner #0835

"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice."- Bill Cosby read more..

10 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1607

Quote #1284

"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."- Tom Robbins read more..

10 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3485

Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy

This video may seem to start out slow, but don't let that rob you of the fun that comes along! ... read more..

10 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 10, 2012

Life around Cybersalt Headquarters continues at a breakneck pace! Maisie's funeral was last week. For those who are interested, audio and video of her funeral is on the www.asleepinchrist.... read more..

09 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6468

Flat Screen TV

Some flat screens install easier than others. read more..

09 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2463

As They Get Old Pun - Part 2

As They Get Old . . . Old hackers never die, they just go to bits. Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips. Old hippies never die, they just smell that way. Old horticultu... read more..

09 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3515

Sick Days

It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Appendi... read more..

09 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1635

One-liner #0834

"The plan for the paperless office looked good . . . on paper." read more..

09 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1568

Quote #1283

"Contentment begins where comparison ends." read more..

08 Apr

Easter

Pastor Tim

1555

Christ Lives - So Should We!

In light of the resurrection of Jesus, we should live too! Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120408.mp3{/audio}... read more..

04 Apr

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1518

Spending Time

Recently, taking some quiet time to reflect on my goals and priorities helped me decide to try and sell my old textbooks. I always liked having them around just in case I needed to look something up, ... read more..

03 Apr

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1572

Reading Less to Do More

I read a lot of blogs. It's a pretty entertaining pastime, and it always gives me something interesting to think and talk about. A friend of mine asked me how I find the blogs I read, and the answer i... read more..

03 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1085

Cybersalt News - April 3, 2012

Yes, that's right - two mailings in three days! There is a new video in the Funblog today. Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a l... read more..

02 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3247

Bluegrass Birdy

Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a listen! ... read more..

02 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2053

Terror Cells in Church

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.... read more..

02 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2694

Seattle Cinderella

Did you know that Cinderella was a Seattle native? Who else would need a fairy to get to the ball?... read more..

02 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1696

One-liner #0833

"You've outdone yourself, as usual." read more..

02 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1553

Quote #1282

"People who like this sort of thing will find it just the sort of thing they like."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3512

Senate Comeback

A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!" All the othe... read more..

01 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1153

Staged Healing

The work of healing God has for you may happen in stages. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

01 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1502

Cybersalt News - April 1, 2012

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! Yes, it's me again posting after another long absence. There are a few things to catch you up on. First of all, remember my article entitled, "Where Are The... read more..

01 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2428

Judging Others

Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the la... read more..

01 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1571

Quote #1281

"All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward."- Ellen Glasgow read more..

01 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2455

As They Get Old Pun - Part 1

As They Get Old . . . Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old actors never die, they just drop apart. Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver. Old architects never die... read more..