April 2011 - Monthly Archive

30 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3213

Science Quotes from Kids - Part 1

~ One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.~ You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, y... read more..

29 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9707

No Brain Sign

Unfortunately IBM had to phase out this sign as computers got smaller and smaller - leading to an increase in calls to tech support lines. ... read more..

28 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15374

Wedding Tractor

And that's why we sued the limo company. ... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3857

Men's Thesaurus

"IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.""CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"Translated: "Why isn't it already on read more..

27 Apr

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

4991

Congratulations Dad!

Congratulations to my dad, Larry Davis, who is enjoying the first day of his retirement today. Dad has worked hard all his life after leaving school in grade 9 to help support his family following the... read more..

26 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3797

Kids and Cliches

I teach fourth grade in Ventura County, California. As a fun assignment, I gave the students the beginning of a list of famous sayings and asked them to provide original endings for each one. Here are... read more..

25 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10295

Time To Fly South

Migration time has Airbus trying to open new niche markets. ... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3669

College Applicant

Parents can be very upset when their children don't get into the college of their choice.As an admissions counselor for a state university, I took a call from an irate mother who was demanding to know... read more..

25 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

17068

Handlebar Moustache Boyfriend

Your daughter's new boyfriend is waiting to meet you down at the lake. read more..

24 Apr

Christmas

Pastor Tim

2017

Washed Rabbits

Living for Jesus on our own terms in a way that is good enough for us is a cover up that will never fool God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110424.mp3{/audio}... read more..

23 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3396

Ecumenical Small Talk

My Protestant clergy friend was speaking with a Catholic priest and wanted to make a solid friendship.He spoke of many things and felt it was going well, but when he asked if the priest's dad had been... read more..

23 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3195

Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

Side Effects of a Life in Comedy* Recurring nightmare: as your "Harpo Meets Teller" routine is bombing, you realize you're doing a radio show.* Your social status is one small notch above mimes and ro... read more..

23 Apr

Shirley Choat

3186

Good Morning Easter Vigil 4-23-11

We come to the end of our Lenten Journey Inspiration and Preparation Can we rescue at least part of this day to prepare the altars of our hearts as well as the chancels of our churches? As we make l... read more..

22 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8810

Garden Bowling

Bert's other hobby was getting on his bowling team's nerves. read more..

22 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3547

Dextrocardia Question

I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up her machine, I told her I have dextrocardia."What's that?" she asked."It means my heart is on the right side of ... read more..

22 Apr

Shirley Choat

2770

Good Morning - Good Friday 2011 Message

I Thirst Is it possible that He who claimed to be living water... Is it possible that He who said, "Come unto Me and drink..." Is it possible that He who told the Samaritan woman that He had wa... read more..

21 Apr

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

2586

Good Friday 2011

As has been the tradition since the beginning of Cybersalt's first newsletter, Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh List 12 and half years ago, our regular mailings pause today in observance of Good Friday - the d... read more..

21 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11306

Mobile Computer

Bob was a one man, marching, MP3 band. ... read more..

20 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5607

A Few Fishing Definitions

HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement used to lure a fisherman to spend his life's savings on fishing supplies. (3) The punch administered by said fisherm... read more..

20 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

10817

Pastor Tim's Parents

Tim's parents didn't know where they had gone wrong to cause their son to turn out to be a . . . . pastor. ... read more..

19 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9449

Mellow Yellow Bird

Pat pigeon's episodes of feeling mellow were brief, but very frequent. ... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4197

Important Political Decisions

As a recent high-school graduate, I traveled to our state capitol and got to visit the house floor.I stood there, thinking how difficult it must be for the people in that room to wrestle with importan... read more..

18 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

12822

Late for Church

Pastor Tim was late for church again. ... read more..

18 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4818

Beautiful Name Tag

Our favorite restaurant has a waitress whose name-tag reads "Beautiful." "Is that really your name?" I asked her. "No" she admitted. "But if people are going to holler at me all day, I can at least ... read more..

17 Apr

Easter

Pastor Tim

1886

Cries at the Parade

Open your ears and hear the cries of "Save us!" from the people around you, lost in sin. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110417.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

16 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

11505

Help Wanted, Odd Hours

Help Wanted - Odd Hours ... read more..

16 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3492

Vow Changes

Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library. "You know," said Melba, "today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don't use the word 'obey' anymore... read more..

15 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

15937

Car Wiener

Everywhere Mel races his car it's a wiener! ... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4236

Tub Baptism

A friend of mine took her four-year-old daughter to a baptismal service at her church. Later that night, her daughter took all of her dolls into the bathtub with her and held her own "baptism."As she ... read more..

15 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

40998

Simplified US Tax Forms

Here's the simplified tax form you are looking for. Click here for the Canadian version.... read more..