May 2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #120

11 May

Clean Jokes

3693

Golf Stroke

"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive." "Not really," said the little old man. " read more..

11 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1732

Science of Soft Drinks

I know a lot about pop; I guess you could say I'm a Fizzisist.... read more..

11 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

998

Cybersalt News - May 11, 2016

Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is an onion bag that would make you cry for a different reason. You'll find "Corn Onions" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/corn-onions Enjoy t... read more..

10 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5108

Corn Onions

This bag of onions will make you cry for all the wrong reasons. ... read more..

10 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2031

The Letter

Ruth went to her mail box and there was only one letter. She picked it up and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at the envelope again. There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and... read more..

10 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1450

One-liner #1050

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.... read more..

10 May

Clean Jokes

3768

Famous Last Words

*Famous Last Words* *Ha! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... *Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. *What happens if you touch these two wires tog- *We won't need reservati read more..

10 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1702

Crunge

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.... read more..

10 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1130

Cybersalt News - May 10, 2016

There are a number of things that should not be done to dogs and today's Funny Dog picture shows one of them. You'll find "Dog Paint Job" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-paint-job Enjoy t... read more..

09 May

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

6594

Dog Paint Job

This funny dog picture is brought to you by the letter "why?" ... read more..

09 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2755

Spy Application

A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor. As soon as the man was alone, he s... read more..

09 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1704

Grammar Problem

The sign said “WET PAINT” so I emptied my Dasani water bottle on it. ... read more..

09 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2300

Triple Filter Test, Gossip, Slander

In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend?" "Hold on a mi... read more..

09 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1439

One-liner #1049

The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day. ... read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

3654

Blessed Again

A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say grace when he opened the casserole dish that his thrifty new bride had prepared from all of the refrigerator leftovers. "I don't know," he sai... read more..

09 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1559

Quote #1498

"Wherever you are, be all there." – Jim Elliot read more..

09 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

932

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2016

Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed or embarrassed by your struggle with technology that today's children take to with little or no effort? The newest entry in the FunBlog will go a long way to helping ... read more..

08 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1748

Quote #1497

Cybersalt News - May 8, 2016

Sunday Greetings and Happy Mother's day - for those whom Mother's Day is a celebration. Mother's Day is very painful for many mothers and children alike for a number of reasons. One particularly p read more..

07 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2063

Contentment

Murphy decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful... read more..

07 May

Clean Jokes

3228

Number Married

I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?... read more..

07 May

Clean Jokes

3570

Save Me a Seat

A friend of mine, and her husband, were on vacation. They visited a church on Sunday. My friend likes to sit close to the front. So they entered a pew in the second row. Shortly after settling int... read more..

07 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2320

Kids, Adults, and Technology

Do you sometimes feel awkward or embarrassed by your struggle with technology that children seem to have no problem with? If so give them a tape cassette play and cheer up! ... read more..

07 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1818

Quote #1496

"The early church was married to poverty, prisons and persecutions. Today, the church is married to prosperity, personality, and popularity." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..

07 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1703

Pirate Veggies

At the grocery store today we saw cobs of corn "on sale" for $4.00 for 4. A buck an ear? That's piracy!... read more..

07 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1610

One-liner #1048

Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"?... read more..

07 May

Videos

Pastor Tim

2431

Rejected by a Parent?

Being rejected by a parent is one of the deepest hurts and pains we can experience in life. Real life shepherd, Ray Carman, shares about the hope all who have been so rejected have in the care that t... read more..

07 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1002

Cybersalt News - May 7, 2016

Cybersalt's Mother's Day Jokes collection page has been spruced up. You'll find a collection of jokes for tomorrow's special day at:www.cybersalt.org/tag/13-mother-s-day-jokes Enjoy the rest of today... read more..

06 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2459

Quote #1495

"Lord, enlighten what's dark in me, strengthen what's weak in me, mend what's broken in me, bind what's bruised in me, heal what's sick in me, and lastly, revive whatever peace and love has died in read more..

06 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1553

One-liner #1047

"In dog years, I'm dead." - Unknown read more..