May 2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

18 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1728

Quote #1300

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."- Theodore Roosevelt read more..

18 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1574

I was hoping to have a bunch of old Cybersalt pages moved over to the new site today, but I broke the old pages big time. "Find and replace" can be a great friend and timesaver but when it turns... read more..

17 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6848

Heredity Beard

Heredity - Not always a good thing. ... read more..

17 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

561

Marriage

Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby sitter when 6 year old Kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat!" "Daddy's not home," the baby sitter replied. "Since I'm responsible for you while h... read more..

17 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1561

Quote #1299

"Fault Finding is like window washing - all the dirt seems to be on the other side." read more..

17 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2718

Parties

What are the three great American parties? Democrat, Republican, and Tupperware.... read more..

17 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1627

One-liner #0850

"Is it just me or does the word skeptical look like it's spelled wrong?" read more..

17 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7111

Rejected Invitation

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. "Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation... read more..

17 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1423

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2012

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! I am happy to announce a new feature on the Cybersalt Site! If there is one thing for the site that has been requested more than any other, it is to have a better sea... read more..

16 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1653

Quote #1298

"Tell me and I will forget. Show me and I may remember. Involve me and I will understand." read more..

16 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3335

Ford Air Conditioning

It was a sweltering August day when the Greenberg brothers entered the posh Dearborn, Michigan, offices of carmaker, Henry Ford. "Mr. Ford," announced Hyman Greenberg, the eldest of the three, we hav... read more..

16 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1647

One-liner #0849

"It used to be all fun and games."- Cyclops read more..

16 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4385

Marriage Counselling

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explai... read more..

15 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1344

Cybersalt News - May 15, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. I actually intended to share it for Mother's Day but forgot. You will find "Cat Mom Hugs Kitten" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/cat-mom-hugs-kitten... read more..

14 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3482

Proud Mom

Mitchell, a kindergartener, practiced spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: "cat," "dog," "dad," and "mom" had been proudly displayed for all to see.One morning while getting ready for t... read more..

14 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1882

Disaster Encounter

"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhe read more..

14 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1596

Quote #1297

"Jealousy is counting someone else's blessings rather than your own." read more..

14 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1662

One-liner #0848

"Whoever said that nothing rhymes with orange clearly doesn't know the correct pronunciation of nothing." read more..

14 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2612

Alcohol and Calculus

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.... read more..

14 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5844

Owl Friend

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even ... read more..

13 May

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1505

Mother's Day 2012

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisI was really impressed with how my church handled Mother's Day this year - it's easy for the women in a congregation to be divided into mothers and non-mothers, but this can be... read more..

13 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1337

Cybersalt News - May 13, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day! It's been a while since I was able to send out the Cybersalt Digest, but I made the extra effort today so I could tell you all what a great mom I hav... read more..

12 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1800

Motherly Ways

Tammy and Sean had been living together for about 6 months. Sean's mother had always been suspicious of the two's relationship, even though her son insisted there was nothing going on. One day the mo... read more..

12 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1495

Quote #1296

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."- Mark Twain read more..

12 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1710

One-liner #0847

"Living with a toddler is like using a blender with no lid." read more..

12 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4117

What Mom's Really Want

Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want...* 10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any "floaties" (ie, backwash) 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question w... read more..

11 May

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

3029

Bubble Shooter For Kay

Car

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisI didn't think anything much of the email from Matt that popped up on my screen at work today: the subject was Car, and I hoped that ours was still running. I was fairly sure I... read more..

11 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3198

Cat Mom Hugs Kitten

Every nightmare needs a mom like this. ... read more..

08 May

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1502

Learning to Trust

I’m hoping this post will be part one of a series on Simple Spirituality. But I don’t have the other posts written yet, so that is a gamble. It would be so nice if it happens though! One step at a tim... read more..